Vanessa and Friends
@vanessadementa.bsky.social
Eldritch witch, mischief maker, makes a good clamato. Class, sass, and a whole lot of ass~ Now with all of her silly and whimsical friends~
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When you see each symbol, that's who is in charge.
💜: Vanessa
👓: Agent
🐭: Amy
🖥️: Bolt
🪃: Shelia
🧣: Van
🌌: Meda
🦶: Bis
😈: Dr. Skald
💜: Starting now, in fact, darlings~ See how it works?
💜: Vanessa
👓: Agent
🐭: Amy
🖥️: Bolt
🪃: Shelia
🧣: Van
🌌: Meda
🦶: Bis
😈: Dr. Skald
💜: Starting now, in fact, darlings~ See how it works?
💜: I think I'll go ahead and collect my darlings in some way. Statues? Cards? Commemorative plates?
👓: Those aren't microwave safe.
💜: Skill issue~
👓: Those aren't microwave safe.
💜: Skill issue~
November 30, 2025 at 1:17 PM
💜: I think I'll go ahead and collect my darlings in some way. Statues? Cards? Commemorative plates?
👓: Those aren't microwave safe.
💜: Skill issue~
👓: Those aren't microwave safe.
💜: Skill issue~
👓: "Say fellas, we're in a fighting tournament or somethin'!"
"Yeah, I've always been a bit of a pugilist."
"What does your religion have to do with Tekken, Moe?"
"Nothin, but I'll be Tekken my hand across your face!"
*Slap*
"Yeah, I've always been a bit of a pugilist."
"What does your religion have to do with Tekken, Moe?"
"Nothin, but I'll be Tekken my hand across your face!"
*Slap*
November 30, 2025 at 5:00 AM
👓: "Say fellas, we're in a fighting tournament or somethin'!"
"Yeah, I've always been a bit of a pugilist."
"What does your religion have to do with Tekken, Moe?"
"Nothin, but I'll be Tekken my hand across your face!"
*Slap*
"Yeah, I've always been a bit of a pugilist."
"What does your religion have to do with Tekken, Moe?"
"Nothin, but I'll be Tekken my hand across your face!"
*Slap*
👓: Write consistently, pay off student loans quicker, build my brand. Also support others easier.
💜: Invest in some doomsday devices~
💜: Invest in some doomsday devices~
throw parties, comission fursona art, get nice food, take college classes for fun
Honest question: If everyone got Universal Basic Income, no strings attached, what would YOU do with it?
Re-post with your quote or drop your take below.
Re-post with your quote or drop your take below.
November 29, 2025 at 10:11 PM
👓: Write consistently, pay off student loans quicker, build my brand. Also support others easier.
💜: Invest in some doomsday devices~
💜: Invest in some doomsday devices~
💜: Okay, settle a debate between me and my double. Who would you smooch more?
🧣: Dearest, you know it will be me~
🧣: Dearest, you know it will be me~
November 29, 2025 at 6:30 PM
💜: Okay, settle a debate between me and my double. Who would you smooch more?
🧣: Dearest, you know it will be me~
🧣: Dearest, you know it will be me~
👓: This is still a thing, btw, though I've also been trying to get the announcer voice down on the side
👓: Okay but seriously, I do need to fill a couple of holes for one or two lines, so if you've got the voice chops, please drop a line. Or a recording of your voice doing the line. Or a line about doing the line.
Any voice not a named character is open.
www.dropbox.com/scl/fi/zz13a...
Any voice not a named character is open.
www.dropbox.com/scl/fi/zz13a...
www.dropbox.com
November 29, 2025 at 2:55 PM
👓: This is still a thing, btw, though I've also been trying to get the announcer voice down on the side
👓: I legit forgot Cameo was a thing. Considered using it for Into the Vanessaverse but that might be a bit unwieldy. But could you imagine? Andrea Libman having a voice cameo in the one episode with unicorns?
Also for some reason you can nab Nolan North for less than Dan Provemire.
Also for some reason you can nab Nolan North for less than Dan Provemire.
November 29, 2025 at 4:57 AM
👓: I legit forgot Cameo was a thing. Considered using it for Into the Vanessaverse but that might be a bit unwieldy. But could you imagine? Andrea Libman having a voice cameo in the one episode with unicorns?
Also for some reason you can nab Nolan North for less than Dan Provemire.
Also for some reason you can nab Nolan North for less than Dan Provemire.
👓: Side stuff I've been playing lately:
-Luma Island, which is a chill life sim with different jobs and--shocking!--an infinite inventory. You heard me right, infinite. That is SUCH a breath of fresh air, I'll tell you what. And it's enjoyable enough so far.
-Luma Island, which is a chill life sim with different jobs and--shocking!--an infinite inventory. You heard me right, infinite. That is SUCH a breath of fresh air, I'll tell you what. And it's enjoyable enough so far.
November 29, 2025 at 4:02 AM
👓: Side stuff I've been playing lately:
-Luma Island, which is a chill life sim with different jobs and--shocking!--an infinite inventory. You heard me right, infinite. That is SUCH a breath of fresh air, I'll tell you what. And it's enjoyable enough so far.
-Luma Island, which is a chill life sim with different jobs and--shocking!--an infinite inventory. You heard me right, infinite. That is SUCH a breath of fresh air, I'll tell you what. And it's enjoyable enough so far.
👓: A productive day! Helped a friend finish editing his upcoming book, so that's good! Now my only major time requirement is to get that Secret Santa story done before the 15th. Should be easy by comparison.
Then I can figure out more ideas.
Then I can figure out more ideas.
November 29, 2025 at 12:49 AM
👓: A productive day! Helped a friend finish editing his upcoming book, so that's good! Now my only major time requirement is to get that Secret Santa story done before the 15th. Should be easy by comparison.
Then I can figure out more ideas.
Then I can figure out more ideas.
🧣: Hey, dearests~ If I were to take over for a bit, would anyone mind? Naturally I'm sure you'd all be swooning over a femboy specimen such as myself~
November 28, 2025 at 8:00 PM
🧣: Hey, dearests~ If I were to take over for a bit, would anyone mind? Naturally I'm sure you'd all be swooning over a femboy specimen such as myself~
💜: Looking for incredible Black Friday deals? Look no further than Vanessa's Spellbook, home of the best deals in the multiverse!
Look at this! Buy one sock TF, get the other for free! Half-off all body part TFs! Reality warping complimentary through the door! Always accepting new staff/stock/both
Look at this! Buy one sock TF, get the other for free! Half-off all body part TFs! Reality warping complimentary through the door! Always accepting new staff/stock/both
November 28, 2025 at 2:43 PM
💜: Looking for incredible Black Friday deals? Look no further than Vanessa's Spellbook, home of the best deals in the multiverse!
Look at this! Buy one sock TF, get the other for free! Half-off all body part TFs! Reality warping complimentary through the door! Always accepting new staff/stock/both
Look at this! Buy one sock TF, get the other for free! Half-off all body part TFs! Reality warping complimentary through the door! Always accepting new staff/stock/both
👓: I'd like to think I'm an easygoing commissioner. I see some art in a different direction and I'm all like
a cartoon character is laughing and covering his ears with his hand
ALT: a cartoon character is laughing and covering his ears with his hand
media.tenor.com
November 27, 2025 at 11:23 PM
👓: I'd like to think I'm an easygoing commissioner. I see some art in a different direction and I'm all like
💜: Way back when, @eccentricnoodle.bsky.social drew this for us as part of an event--five years prior, even~
👓: A-ah gosh, she wasn't kidding...
👓: A-ah gosh, she wasn't kidding...
November 27, 2025 at 9:07 PM
💜: Way back when, @eccentricnoodle.bsky.social drew this for us as part of an event--five years prior, even~
👓: A-ah gosh, she wasn't kidding...
👓: A-ah gosh, she wasn't kidding...
💜: There is plenty of room for guests at the manor for today~ Sometimes your friends are the better option to spend time with versus family, and that's okay. I always want to make sure our doors are open for newcomers who need a place to feel welcome~
November 27, 2025 at 5:22 PM
💜: There is plenty of room for guests at the manor for today~ Sometimes your friends are the better option to spend time with versus family, and that's okay. I always want to make sure our doors are open for newcomers who need a place to feel welcome~
👓: On today's Thanksgiving, I'd like to express my own thanks for the friends that put up with our collective nonsense around here. You're all great and I'm so appreciative to have you in my life.
💜: *taps mic*
I'm turning Agent into cranberry sauce.
*drops mic*
💜: *taps mic*
I'm turning Agent into cranberry sauce.
*drops mic*
November 27, 2025 at 3:47 PM
👓: On today's Thanksgiving, I'd like to express my own thanks for the friends that put up with our collective nonsense around here. You're all great and I'm so appreciative to have you in my life.
💜: *taps mic*
I'm turning Agent into cranberry sauce.
*drops mic*
💜: *taps mic*
I'm turning Agent into cranberry sauce.
*drops mic*
👓: At last, pre-Thanksgiving retail is done and I can rest for a bit.
💜: And I can cause mischief overtime~
💜: And I can cause mischief overtime~
November 27, 2025 at 5:07 AM
👓: At last, pre-Thanksgiving retail is done and I can rest for a bit.
💜: And I can cause mischief overtime~
💜: And I can cause mischief overtime~
💜: For context I'm inspired by @nominu.bsky.social 's concepts of the golems, complete with taking orders mindlessly. Because it's hot, dang it~
💜: I should get some golems~ Who wants to be a golem for my manor?~
November 26, 2025 at 10:04 PM
💜: For context I'm inspired by @nominu.bsky.social 's concepts of the golems, complete with taking orders mindlessly. Because it's hot, dang it~
💜: I should get some golems~ Who wants to be a golem for my manor?~
November 26, 2025 at 5:16 PM
💜: I should get some golems~ Who wants to be a golem for my manor?~
💜: Oh, I do so love spending time with my powerful darlings~ I'm a gracious host~
And if there's transformation involved, even better~
Art by:
@lwb-after-dark.bsky.social
@zeydaan.bsky.social
@redflare500.bsky.social
@trevorfox.bsky.social
Cameo by @alicemysz.bsky.social
And if there's transformation involved, even better~
Art by:
@lwb-after-dark.bsky.social
@zeydaan.bsky.social
@redflare500.bsky.social
@trevorfox.bsky.social
Cameo by @alicemysz.bsky.social
November 26, 2025 at 2:18 PM
💜: Oh, I do so love spending time with my powerful darlings~ I'm a gracious host~
And if there's transformation involved, even better~
Art by:
@lwb-after-dark.bsky.social
@zeydaan.bsky.social
@redflare500.bsky.social
@trevorfox.bsky.social
Cameo by @alicemysz.bsky.social
And if there's transformation involved, even better~
Art by:
@lwb-after-dark.bsky.social
@zeydaan.bsky.social
@redflare500.bsky.social
@trevorfox.bsky.social
Cameo by @alicemysz.bsky.social
💜: Casually summoning demons from Hell for smooches~
😈: Please abstain from that, I know where those lips have been. The ones above and the ones below.
😈: Please abstain from that, I know where those lips have been. The ones above and the ones below.
November 25, 2025 at 10:51 PM
💜: Casually summoning demons from Hell for smooches~
😈: Please abstain from that, I know where those lips have been. The ones above and the ones below.
😈: Please abstain from that, I know where those lips have been. The ones above and the ones below.
💜: TF mistress battle royale for fun and/or profit (for me)~
November 25, 2025 at 6:42 PM
💜: TF mistress battle royale for fun and/or profit (for me)~
👓: If and when the Vanessaverse gets more episodes written, I'd like to have an episode about Van, and about their identity relative to Vanessa. Would their self-esteem take a hit at being considered just an inferior dimensional variant?
🧣: Oh please, dearest. I'm fine.
...I'm fine.
🧣: Oh please, dearest. I'm fine.
...I'm fine.
November 25, 2025 at 4:24 PM
👓: If and when the Vanessaverse gets more episodes written, I'd like to have an episode about Van, and about their identity relative to Vanessa. Would their self-esteem take a hit at being considered just an inferior dimensional variant?
🧣: Oh please, dearest. I'm fine.
...I'm fine.
🧣: Oh please, dearest. I'm fine.
...I'm fine.
👓: Rules for comedy: you need a straight man to counter the funny guy. Not everyone can be the funny guy.
November 25, 2025 at 3:11 PM
👓: Rules for comedy: you need a straight man to counter the funny guy. Not everyone can be the funny guy.
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💜: Coming from the stars beyond, I'm the cosmic (w)horror~
November 25, 2025 at 5:37 AM
💜: Coming from the stars beyond, I'm the cosmic (w)horror~
💜: Coming from the stars beyond, I'm the cosmic (w)horror~
November 25, 2025 at 5:37 AM
💜: Coming from the stars beyond, I'm the cosmic (w)horror~
👓: Anyway just gonna rest tonight and contemplate being turned into some kinda furry girl if possible
November 25, 2025 at 2:49 AM
👓: Anyway just gonna rest tonight and contemplate being turned into some kinda furry girl if possible