Merry Vanessamas
@vanessadementa.bsky.social
Eldritch witch, mischief maker, makes a good clamato. Class, sass, and a whole lot of ass~ Now with all of her silly and whimsical friends~
intothevanessaverse.com
intothevanessaverse.com
💜: Requesting a bit of serotonin in these trying times~ Not for me, for Agent.
December 6, 2025 at 2:12 PM
💜: Requesting a bit of serotonin in these trying times~ Not for me, for Agent.
👓: Been there once when I was last up in NY. Nice enough place, and some dang good shrimp po'boy.
But also probably hell to work at.
But also probably hell to work at.
December 2, 2025 at 9:33 PM
👓: Been there once when I was last up in NY. Nice enough place, and some dang good shrimp po'boy.
But also probably hell to work at.
But also probably hell to work at.
👓: Architects are cooked. AI is coming for you.
Prepare accordingly.
Prepare accordingly.
December 1, 2025 at 10:55 PM
👓: Architects are cooked. AI is coming for you.
Prepare accordingly.
Prepare accordingly.
🐭: U-um, h-hello...
🖥️: Heya Matty!
🖥️: Heya Matty!
November 30, 2025 at 5:52 PM
🐭: U-um, h-hello...
🖥️: Heya Matty!
🖥️: Heya Matty!
👓: "Say fellas, we're in a fighting tournament or somethin'!"
"Yeah, I've always been a bit of a pugilist."
"What does your religion have to do with Tekken, Moe?"
"Nothin, but I'll be Tekken my hand across your face!"
*Slap*
"Yeah, I've always been a bit of a pugilist."
"What does your religion have to do with Tekken, Moe?"
"Nothin, but I'll be Tekken my hand across your face!"
*Slap*
November 30, 2025 at 5:00 AM
👓: "Say fellas, we're in a fighting tournament or somethin'!"
"Yeah, I've always been a bit of a pugilist."
"What does your religion have to do with Tekken, Moe?"
"Nothin, but I'll be Tekken my hand across your face!"
*Slap*
"Yeah, I've always been a bit of a pugilist."
"What does your religion have to do with Tekken, Moe?"
"Nothin, but I'll be Tekken my hand across your face!"
*Slap*
💜: Okay, settle a debate between me and my double. Who would you smooch more?
🧣: Dearest, you know it will be me~
🧣: Dearest, you know it will be me~
November 29, 2025 at 6:30 PM
💜: Okay, settle a debate between me and my double. Who would you smooch more?
🧣: Dearest, you know it will be me~
🧣: Dearest, you know it will be me~
👓: It's like that one Ed Edd n Eddy episode where they do the same scam about a dozen times with only a cosmetic face-lift each time.
November 28, 2025 at 10:46 PM
👓: It's like that one Ed Edd n Eddy episode where they do the same scam about a dozen times with only a cosmetic face-lift each time.
💜: Way back when, @eccentricnoodle.bsky.social drew this for us as part of an event--five years prior, even~
👓: A-ah gosh, she wasn't kidding...
👓: A-ah gosh, she wasn't kidding...
November 27, 2025 at 9:07 PM
💜: Way back when, @eccentricnoodle.bsky.social drew this for us as part of an event--five years prior, even~
👓: A-ah gosh, she wasn't kidding...
👓: A-ah gosh, she wasn't kidding...
💜: More darlings I've flirted with~
Art by @kendraws.art
@namelessenemy.bsky.social
@helixdoes.art
ChaoticSloth
With appearances by
@smashmaster12.bsky.social
@dajoestanator.bsky.social
Art by @kendraws.art
@namelessenemy.bsky.social
@helixdoes.art
ChaoticSloth
With appearances by
@smashmaster12.bsky.social
@dajoestanator.bsky.social
November 26, 2025 at 2:49 PM
💜: More darlings I've flirted with~
Art by @kendraws.art
@namelessenemy.bsky.social
@helixdoes.art
ChaoticSloth
With appearances by
@smashmaster12.bsky.social
@dajoestanator.bsky.social
Art by @kendraws.art
@namelessenemy.bsky.social
@helixdoes.art
ChaoticSloth
With appearances by
@smashmaster12.bsky.social
@dajoestanator.bsky.social
💜: Oh, I do so love spending time with my powerful darlings~ I'm a gracious host~
And if there's transformation involved, even better~
Art by:
@lwb-after-dark.bsky.social
@zeydaan.bsky.social
@redflare500.bsky.social
@trevorfox.bsky.social
Cameo by @alicemysz.bsky.social
And if there's transformation involved, even better~
Art by:
@lwb-after-dark.bsky.social
@zeydaan.bsky.social
@redflare500.bsky.social
@trevorfox.bsky.social
Cameo by @alicemysz.bsky.social
November 26, 2025 at 2:18 PM
💜: Oh, I do so love spending time with my powerful darlings~ I'm a gracious host~
And if there's transformation involved, even better~
Art by:
@lwb-after-dark.bsky.social
@zeydaan.bsky.social
@redflare500.bsky.social
@trevorfox.bsky.social
Cameo by @alicemysz.bsky.social
And if there's transformation involved, even better~
Art by:
@lwb-after-dark.bsky.social
@zeydaan.bsky.social
@redflare500.bsky.social
@trevorfox.bsky.social
Cameo by @alicemysz.bsky.social
👓: Disney keeps angling for this achievement like, okay, cool, there have been better films and shows that have gay relationships that aren't regulated to a side character with like three lines. They want a trophy for it?
November 26, 2025 at 4:23 AM
👓: Disney keeps angling for this achievement like, okay, cool, there have been better films and shows that have gay relationships that aren't regulated to a side character with like three lines. They want a trophy for it?
👓: For whatever reason, my initial thought came to be the Poe's Voice but I'm probably wrong
November 25, 2025 at 5:00 PM
👓: For whatever reason, my initial thought came to be the Poe's Voice but I'm probably wrong
👓: If and when the Vanessaverse gets more episodes written, I'd like to have an episode about Van, and about their identity relative to Vanessa. Would their self-esteem take a hit at being considered just an inferior dimensional variant?
🧣: Oh please, dearest. I'm fine.
...I'm fine.
🧣: Oh please, dearest. I'm fine.
...I'm fine.
November 25, 2025 at 4:24 PM
👓: If and when the Vanessaverse gets more episodes written, I'd like to have an episode about Van, and about their identity relative to Vanessa. Would their self-esteem take a hit at being considered just an inferior dimensional variant?
🧣: Oh please, dearest. I'm fine.
...I'm fine.
🧣: Oh please, dearest. I'm fine.
...I'm fine.
👓: Rules for comedy: you need a straight man to counter the funny guy. Not everyone can be the funny guy.
November 25, 2025 at 3:11 PM
👓: Rules for comedy: you need a straight man to counter the funny guy. Not everyone can be the funny guy.
💜: Weight gain via this. Discuss~
November 24, 2025 at 1:02 AM
💜: Weight gain via this. Discuss~
💜: Accurate representation of our personalities~
🐭: O-oh gosh...
🐭: O-oh gosh...
November 23, 2025 at 1:44 PM
💜: Accurate representation of our personalities~
🐭: O-oh gosh...
🐭: O-oh gosh...
👓: What a time to be alive
November 20, 2025 at 8:10 PM
👓: What a time to be alive
💜: Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery~ My darling Jasmine from @dajoestanator.bsky.social is such a nuzzly naga that I simply had to take her shape, thanks to ChaoticSloth/ChaoticFufu's work.
🐍: Double the Jasmine, double the fun~
🐍: Double the Jasmine, double the fun~
November 17, 2025 at 3:01 PM
💜: Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery~ My darling Jasmine from @dajoestanator.bsky.social is such a nuzzly naga that I simply had to take her shape, thanks to ChaoticSloth/ChaoticFufu's work.
🐍: Double the Jasmine, double the fun~
🐍: Double the Jasmine, double the fun~
👓: To PornHub:
November 16, 2025 at 2:58 AM
👓: To PornHub:
👓: You have to put it in H
November 15, 2025 at 1:56 PM
👓: You have to put it in H
👓: Watching the kink art like:
November 14, 2025 at 1:45 AM
👓: Watching the kink art like:
