Valentina Valkyrie
@valentinavalkyrie.bsky.social
Hockey all day. Seattle Kraken, Carolina Hurricanes, Dallas Stars, Coachella Valley Firebirds, goalies, Juuse Saros, Tuukka Rask, Finland, Sweden
To my eye, Nyman played some of his best NHL hockey tonight. It's nice when the data backs me up. That whole Wright line is starting to develop some chemistry, and it shows in the metrics. #SeaKraken #BabyFinn #Jamppa
December 17, 2025 at 9:41 AM
To my eye, Nyman played some of his best NHL hockey tonight. It's nice when the data backs me up. That whole Wright line is starting to develop some chemistry, and it shows in the metrics. #SeaKraken #BabyFinn #Jamppa
This is the second game in a row that Jani Nyman has been on the power play. This is important because it represents growth in his game, which will help him draw into the lineup. He was not on special teams in Finland, but had some success in the AHL. #SeaKraken #BabyFinn #Jamppa
December 17, 2025 at 7:11 AM
This is the second game in a row that Jani Nyman has been on the power play. This is important because it represents growth in his game, which will help him draw into the lineup. He was not on special teams in Finland, but had some success in the AHL. #SeaKraken #BabyFinn #Jamppa
December 17, 2025 at 5:54 AM
Could this game be any more even?! #SeaKraken
December 17, 2025 at 4:45 AM
Could this game be any more even?! #SeaKraken
#BabyFinn Jani Nyman's first assist of the season! Something told me to film, and I got the whole thing! #SeaKraken #Jamppa
December 17, 2025 at 4:27 AM
#BabyFinn Jani Nyman's first assist of the season! Something told me to film, and I got the whole thing! #SeaKraken #Jamppa
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that's Kraken hockey, babey!
when we yell about Brandon Montour this is who we're yelling about
when we yell about Brandon Montour this is who we're yelling about
Yellow-Red-Blue, by Wassily Kandinsky, 1925 (detail, rotated), 📸 by @riogiancarlo.bsky.social
December 16, 2025 at 4:14 AM
that's Kraken hockey, babey!
when we yell about Brandon Montour this is who we're yelling about
when we yell about Brandon Montour this is who we're yelling about
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The NHL’s AI chatbot doesn’t know what the NHL is.
December 13, 2025 at 12:09 AM
The NHL’s AI chatbot doesn’t know what the NHL is.
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One of my favorite #SeaKraken things is how Adam Larsson looks perpetually irritated at his very existence. He was slammed into the boards right in front of me tonight, and his exhausted face said, "Of course. The boards again."
December 11, 2025 at 6:45 AM
One of my favorite #SeaKraken things is how Adam Larsson looks perpetually irritated at his very existence. He was slammed into the boards right in front of me tonight, and his exhausted face said, "Of course. The boards again."
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I have this one saved as a favorite. #SeaKraken
December 11, 2025 at 7:51 AM
I have this one saved as a favorite. #SeaKraken
There was a glitch in the matrix at the #SeaKraken game last night.
December 11, 2025 at 10:14 AM
There was a glitch in the matrix at the #SeaKraken game last night.
I finally got here early enough to watch the new #SeaKraken entry.
PS-screw you Bluesky for making me verify my email address to upload video. You already had my address. 😡
PS-screw you Bluesky for making me verify my email address to upload video. You already had my address. 😡
December 11, 2025 at 4:13 AM
I finally got here early enough to watch the new #SeaKraken entry.
PS-screw you Bluesky for making me verify my email address to upload video. You already had my address. 😡
PS-screw you Bluesky for making me verify my email address to upload video. You already had my address. 😡
December 11, 2025 at 3:21 AM
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Some more stories with diagrams... about #MainCharacterEnergy, #NPCs and #Leadership read or listen :)
THE NPC TO MC SPECTRUM
Exploring my contrasting leadership style to Stuart's, I reflect on my preference for observation over action and the expectations of leadership in life.
nonzerosum.games
November 29, 2025 at 12:03 AM
Some more stories with diagrams... about #MainCharacterEnergy, #NPCs and #Leadership read or listen :)
The #SeaKraken Finns need to have a long drink and reset. Having Kakko and Nyman on the third line is a skills mis-match. It's hard to blame them for their top six DNA. They have the big bodies, but just aren't third line guys. Tolvanen's style is more flexible, to his credit.
December 9, 2025 at 9:53 PM
The #SeaKraken Finns need to have a long drink and reset. Having Kakko and Nyman on the third line is a skills mis-match. It's hard to blame them for their top six DNA. They have the big bodies, but just aren't third line guys. Tolvanen's style is more flexible, to his credit.
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Waste. Fraud. Abuse.
December 9, 2025 at 5:55 PM
Waste. Fraud. Abuse.
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Just in case you were in the mood for a block this morning
December 9, 2025 at 12:56 PM
Just in case you were in the mood for a block this morning
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If you wanted to enslave humanity, one thing you could do would be to promote a tool that saves humans from having to think for themselves and use computers instead. Not hard to see how this leads to a civilization unable to do anything for itself and utterly subserviant to the machines.
Jimmy Fallon: "And do you use ChatGPT when raising your baby?"
Sam Altman: "I cannot imagine figuring out how to raise a newborn without ChatGPT."
Sam Altman: "I cannot imagine figuring out how to raise a newborn without ChatGPT."
December 9, 2025 at 6:39 PM
If you wanted to enslave humanity, one thing you could do would be to promote a tool that saves humans from having to think for themselves and use computers instead. Not hard to see how this leads to a civilization unable to do anything for itself and utterly subserviant to the machines.
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A slightly tipsy Ursa Marceau does his famous “bear stuck in a box” routine for Santa and the elves at the annual North Pole company Christmas party.
December 9, 2025 at 4:53 PM
A slightly tipsy Ursa Marceau does his famous “bear stuck in a box” routine for Santa and the elves at the annual North Pole company Christmas party.
Last night's scoring in my fantasy league was abysmal. With that volume of games, I expected a 50 point night. I got 1. 🙄
December 7, 2025 at 6:01 PM
Last night's scoring in my fantasy league was abysmal. With that volume of games, I expected a 50 point night. I got 1. 🙄
Ilves and former #SeaKraken and #LetsFly Luke Henman are on a 2-win streak. Former #SeattleThunderburds Lukas Svejkovsky made last night's game winning goal.
December 6, 2025 at 12:30 AM
Ilves and former #SeaKraken and #LetsFly Luke Henman are on a 2-win streak. Former #SeattleThunderburds Lukas Svejkovsky made last night's game winning goal.
The Sauce
3 parts Suomiräp
2 parts industrial
3 parts Suomiräp
2 parts industrial
December 5, 2025 at 8:09 AM
The Sauce
3 parts Suomiräp
2 parts industrial
3 parts Suomiräp
2 parts industrial
Rough interview with Larsson.
Piper: "Adam, from your perspective, just what did this game feel like?"
Larsson: "A shot in the junk."
#SeaKraken
Piper: "Adam, from your perspective, just what did this game feel like?"
Larsson: "A shot in the junk."
#SeaKraken
December 5, 2025 at 5:08 AM
Rough interview with Larsson.
Piper: "Adam, from your perspective, just what did this game feel like?"
Larsson: "A shot in the junk."
#SeaKraken
Piper: "Adam, from your perspective, just what did this game feel like?"
Larsson: "A shot in the junk."
#SeaKraken
Really great article about #BabyFinn #SeaKraken prospect Julius Miettinen. Julle models his play on Barkov's 200' game. He's putting in the work in a way we haven't seen since Kartye made his bid for the NHL. I'm looking forward to seeing that work pay off in the AHL and hopefully the NHL in 2027.
Little details.
Good habits.
Big strides.
@ByBobCondor has more on Julius Miettinen, whose 35 points in 22 games this season for the @WHLsilvertips have him in the top 10 in @TheWHL scoring race → http://bit.ly/MIETTINEN120325
Good habits.
Big strides.
@ByBobCondor has more on Julius Miettinen, whose 35 points in 22 games this season for the @WHLsilvertips have him in the top 10 in @TheWHL scoring race → http://bit.ly/MIETTINEN120325
December 4, 2025 at 6:26 PM
Really great article about #BabyFinn #SeaKraken prospect Julius Miettinen. Julle models his play on Barkov's 200' game. He's putting in the work in a way we haven't seen since Kartye made his bid for the NHL. I'm looking forward to seeing that work pay off in the AHL and hopefully the NHL in 2027.