Ursa, Hot Mess Mama
@ursabearwalker.bardrockcafe.com
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nswf/late 30s/puppy-coded/loves often and hopelessly/overshares on purpose
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I don't do new year's resolutions, but if I did, this year's might be something like: become more like a girl I'd want to date.
I'm renewing this for 2026 (since 2025 was the worst) and adding to it:
-Get a job.
-Become more like a girl I'd want to date.
-Get a job.
-Become more like a girl I'd want to date.
Anyone have a jumbalaya recipe you swear by?
January 22, 2026 at 6:21 AM
Anyone have a jumbalaya recipe you swear by?
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🚨"Theyr're dumping people in the woods" - Medical workers are flagging potential cases of federal agents releasing injured detainees in the most inhumane method possible. LIVE NOW⬇️
January 22, 2026 at 12:46 AM
🚨"Theyr're dumping people in the woods" - Medical workers are flagging potential cases of federal agents releasing injured detainees in the most inhumane method possible. LIVE NOW⬇️
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Reveal #3 - "Lumra, Bellow of the Woods"
Fan artwork referenced from The Many Adventures of Winnie the Pooh
#mtg #magicthegathering #mtgalters
Fan artwork referenced from The Many Adventures of Winnie the Pooh
#mtg #magicthegathering #mtgalters
January 21, 2026 at 11:54 PM
Reveal #3 - "Lumra, Bellow of the Woods"
Fan artwork referenced from The Many Adventures of Winnie the Pooh
#mtg #magicthegathering #mtgalters
Fan artwork referenced from The Many Adventures of Winnie the Pooh
#mtg #magicthegathering #mtgalters
Improve a movie title by adding "With Big Naturals"
Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure With Big Naturals
🎶porn bass🎶
Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure With Big Naturals
🎶porn bass🎶
Improve a movie title by adding "With Big Naturals"
Robocop with big naturals
Robocop with big naturals
Improve a movie title by adding "With Big Naturals"
January 22, 2026 at 1:32 AM
Improve a movie title by adding "With Big Naturals"
Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure With Big Naturals
🎶porn bass🎶
Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure With Big Naturals
🎶porn bass🎶
Gamer hour in the house
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Kids on Roblox stuff with each other and me on bg3
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Kids on Roblox stuff with each other and me on bg3
January 22, 2026 at 12:03 AM
Gamer hour in the house
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Kids on Roblox stuff with each other and me on bg3
🤘
Kids on Roblox stuff with each other and me on bg3
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To parents of school-aged kids:
There may come a time when you must to decide whether to focus time and effort on shoring up your kid's deficiencies or accelerating their strengths.
My kids are now 17 and 14. We chose to concentrate on strengths and I have never regretted it.
There may come a time when you must to decide whether to focus time and effort on shoring up your kid's deficiencies or accelerating their strengths.
My kids are now 17 and 14. We chose to concentrate on strengths and I have never regretted it.
January 21, 2026 at 9:37 PM
To parents of school-aged kids:
There may come a time when you must to decide whether to focus time and effort on shoring up your kid's deficiencies or accelerating their strengths.
My kids are now 17 and 14. We chose to concentrate on strengths and I have never regretted it.
There may come a time when you must to decide whether to focus time and effort on shoring up your kid's deficiencies or accelerating their strengths.
My kids are now 17 and 14. We chose to concentrate on strengths and I have never regretted it.
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hiiii still hunting for some things~!
For those who have asked, here's my Lorwyn Eclipsed hunt list! All foil, naturally. #MagicTheGathering #MTGECL
January 21, 2026 at 10:12 PM
hiiii still hunting for some things~!
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The Democrats should shut down the government on this sentence alone.
January 21, 2026 at 6:44 PM
The Democrats should shut down the government on this sentence alone.
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pepper spraying someone in the face from inches away while they are already restrained on the ground should get you fired and land you in jail, no exceptions
An observer arrested in Suth Minneapolis. Photo by Richard Tsong-Taatarii/The Minnesota Star Tribune
January 21, 2026 at 9:38 PM
pepper spraying someone in the face from inches away while they are already restrained on the ground should get you fired and land you in jail, no exceptions
Did you know... During the Grym fight in BG3, you can attend on the ledge and throw books at the superheated bot? With 3 throws per turn, you can basically knock him prone every round with one character.
Gives you something to do with all those books you were hoarding
Gives you something to do with all those books you were hoarding
January 21, 2026 at 11:49 PM
Did you know... During the Grym fight in BG3, you can attend on the ledge and throw books at the superheated bot? With 3 throws per turn, you can basically knock him prone every round with one character.
Gives you something to do with all those books you were hoarding
Gives you something to do with all those books you were hoarding
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apnews.com/article/olde...
I can’t tell you why, but I’m pumped about this
I can’t tell you why, but I’m pumped about this
Indonesian handprints are the oldest cave art found yet
Handprints on the walls of Indonesian caves may be the oldest rock art studied so far, dating back at least 67,800 years.
apnews.com
January 21, 2026 at 6:56 PM
apnews.com/article/olde...
I can’t tell you why, but I’m pumped about this
I can’t tell you why, but I’m pumped about this
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Here’s the thing. Americans are being beaten, kidnapped, sent to camps, and shot in the street by our own government as we speak.
I couldn’t give one single fuck, not the tiniest ounce of shit, what some random white European finger waggers think about individual Americans right now.
I couldn’t give one single fuck, not the tiniest ounce of shit, what some random white European finger waggers think about individual Americans right now.
January 21, 2026 at 6:15 PM
Here’s the thing. Americans are being beaten, kidnapped, sent to camps, and shot in the street by our own government as we speak.
I couldn’t give one single fuck, not the tiniest ounce of shit, what some random white European finger waggers think about individual Americans right now.
I couldn’t give one single fuck, not the tiniest ounce of shit, what some random white European finger waggers think about individual Americans right now.
I'd proudly serve
i would have stayed home to eat all the pussy during WW2 they would have given me a medal of honor they would have been like "this woman single handedly ate enough pussy for 4.5 million men take that hitler"
January 21, 2026 at 6:40 PM
I'd proudly serve
I....would take this
January 21, 2026 at 6:39 PM
I....would take this
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Wearing my hoodie and no one knows I am sporting a crop top underneath... Feels scandalous
January 21, 2026 at 6:12 PM
Wearing my hoodie and no one knows I am sporting a crop top underneath... Feels scandalous
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if people don’t think you and your best friend are dating you’re doing it wrong
January 21, 2026 at 4:47 PM
if people don’t think you and your best friend are dating you’re doing it wrong
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like brah i don't give a shit if america falls from being a global hegemonic force those things are bad anyway i just like
don't want to live under fascism. i don't want to live under state media that acts to legitimize the actions of fundamentally evil and unsound people.
don't want to live under fascism. i don't want to live under state media that acts to legitimize the actions of fundamentally evil and unsound people.
January 21, 2026 at 3:44 PM
like brah i don't give a shit if america falls from being a global hegemonic force those things are bad anyway i just like
don't want to live under fascism. i don't want to live under state media that acts to legitimize the actions of fundamentally evil and unsound people.
don't want to live under fascism. i don't want to live under state media that acts to legitimize the actions of fundamentally evil and unsound people.
copy and paste the bunny and then put something else in his hand
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She stole my eggplant
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She stole my eggplant
copy and paste the bunny and then put something else in his hand
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they paid her in woims
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they paid her in woims
copy and paste the bunny and then put something else in his hand
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bunrito
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bunrito
January 21, 2026 at 4:51 PM
copy and paste the bunny and then put something else in his hand
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She stole my eggplant
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She stole my eggplant
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Keep telling your friends you love them until this happens!!! Fill your life of love for others and for yourself!!!
“I'm glad you have enough love in your life that that response comes naturally. If anything, you should be proud of that :)”
January 21, 2026 at 9:10 AM
Keep telling your friends you love them until this happens!!! Fill your life of love for others and for yourself!!!
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I didn't know that Jensen's bottom line represented Society.
But I guess it does since the only society he's in is with the other AI Techbro Parasites
But I guess it does since the only society he's in is with the other AI Techbro Parasites
Jensen Huang of Nvidia, $NVDA, has said relentless negativity around AI is hurting society and has done a lot of damage, per Techspot.
January 21, 2026 at 4:40 PM
I didn't know that Jensen's bottom line represented Society.
But I guess it does since the only society he's in is with the other AI Techbro Parasites
But I guess it does since the only society he's in is with the other AI Techbro Parasites
Waking up crying because you're feeling sentimental is so bittersweet
January 21, 2026 at 2:48 PM
Waking up crying because you're feeling sentimental is so bittersweet
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It should piss everyone in the U.S. off that a first-year public school teacher averages $45k a year, while a first-year ICE agent averages about $80k and gets a $50k sign-on bonus. We are bankrolling terrorists & bankrupting teachers. This is a systemic values problem, not a budget one.
January 19, 2026 at 2:01 AM
It should piss everyone in the U.S. off that a first-year public school teacher averages $45k a year, while a first-year ICE agent averages about $80k and gets a $50k sign-on bonus. We are bankrolling terrorists & bankrupting teachers. This is a systemic values problem, not a budget one.