Ursa, Hot Mess Mama
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Ursa, Hot Mess Mama
@ursabearwalker.bardrockcafe.com
She/bear
nswf/late 30s/puppy-coded/loves often and hopelessly/overshares on purpose

https://ko-fi.com/UrsaBearwalker if you want

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I love my friends.
December 6, 2025 at 6:54 PM
Made curry from not a prepared block or sauce for the first time. Wife said it was the best curry she's ever had.

I AM THE SEASONING GODDESS

(Cw: meat)
December 6, 2025 at 5:11 PM
Why's it always my package? One of these days I'd like someone delivering their package to me ya know?
December 5, 2025 at 10:35 PM
If both my wife and I worked a min wage job in AZ (increasing to 15.15/hr Jan 1) at fulltime we would make, before taxes, $63,024.

I rent a 3-bedroom house (our rent is CHEAPfor our area) for just under $1,800 a month. Multiply that by 12 months consider it 1/3 my income (as told to)

It's fucked
December 5, 2025 at 3:14 PM
done
December 3, 2025 at 3:39 PM
Also, I saw this and can't use it. I'm sorry
December 3, 2025 at 2:22 PM
Or get me real wet
December 3, 2025 at 2:00 PM
Saaaaame
December 3, 2025 at 1:59 PM
December 3, 2025 at 2:37 AM
Also slightly surprised by this
December 3, 2025 at 1:53 AM
Fucking bear...
December 3, 2025 at 1:51 AM
I think a plane is a better choice, lol
November 30, 2025 at 7:23 PM
November 29, 2025 at 1:36 AM
Transition goals
November 27, 2025 at 6:45 PM
Always tell the artists to have fun with her
November 22, 2025 at 4:51 AM
Chili is also really easy: canned beans, diced tomatoes, ground beef, season as you like
November 21, 2025 at 8:31 PM
Last week and all-time
Booble?
November 21, 2025 at 6:41 PM
Actually, not too bad. Aside from the seasoning, the whole pot would cost about $2 to make. A bag of frozen veggies and a can of diced tomatoes with peppers

(I also sprinkled some frozen mushrooms I had for extra umami)
November 21, 2025 at 5:20 PM
bahahahahhahahha I forgot I did this
November 20, 2025 at 9:41 PM
Gonna do something idk that I've done. Sharing a piece I hate.

The anatomy is awkward, perspective inconsistent, it's messy, it feels like it's a still from the worst of early One Piece animation.

But *I* did it and I learned from it. It shows my weakness and marks where I was at when I made it.
November 20, 2025 at 8:38 PM
Why is this in my phone?

👀
November 20, 2025 at 6:48 PM
You should follow @shoddylottie.bsky.social she does really good work

(This piece convinced me to pierce my ears, lol)
November 20, 2025 at 6:45 PM
November 20, 2025 at 6:16 PM
Stupid sexy Flanders
November 19, 2025 at 10:17 PM
You won't
November 19, 2025 at 3:13 PM