Octopus Stinkhorn
@upscalesodomite.bsky.social
A cipher in tragedy drag. Coffee roaster. Tired and Gay.
Pinned
"Destroy. Dismantle. Engulf in flames."
- J. Mantzoukas, 2025
- J. Mantzoukas, 2025
Ornery on main.
November 25, 2025 at 6:02 AM
Ornery on main.
Not being allowed to study for my autism test is a targeted cruelty.
November 24, 2025 at 11:25 AM
Not being allowed to study for my autism test is a targeted cruelty.
Oh, guess which power couple are back!
I don't know if y'all have met, but this is Her Husband Likes Slapping My Ass and Her Husband Likes Slapping My Ass's husband.
November 20, 2025 at 5:30 AM
Oh, guess which power couple are back!
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stanley tucci: reloaded
November 19, 2025 at 4:05 AM
stanley tucci: reloaded
The fact that Reece Shearsmith is straight is proof that G-d's not real.
November 18, 2025 at 3:55 AM
The fact that Reece Shearsmith is straight is proof that G-d's not real.
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‘Father’ and ‘dad’ are synonyms.
‘Figure’ and ‘bod’ are synonyms.
But, a ‘father figure’ and a ‘dad bod’ aren’t exactly the same thing…
‘Figure’ and ‘bod’ are synonyms.
But, a ‘father figure’ and a ‘dad bod’ aren’t exactly the same thing…
November 14, 2025 at 3:09 PM
‘Father’ and ‘dad’ are synonyms.
‘Figure’ and ‘bod’ are synonyms.
But, a ‘father figure’ and a ‘dad bod’ aren’t exactly the same thing…
‘Figure’ and ‘bod’ are synonyms.
But, a ‘father figure’ and a ‘dad bod’ aren’t exactly the same thing…
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"And when there was no [shrimp] to be found, we ate sand."
November 15, 2025 at 6:45 AM
"And when there was no [shrimp] to be found, we ate sand."
Bubba Trump Shrimp Co?
November 15, 2025 at 6:34 AM
Bubba Trump Shrimp Co?
There's a special pleasure in hearing a favorite podcaster mangle your name.
November 14, 2025 at 5:49 PM
There's a special pleasure in hearing a favorite podcaster mangle your name.
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a “Space Force”, if you will
November 13, 2025 at 2:27 PM
a “Space Force”, if you will
Older guy review of Lost and Found in Cleveland: I'd rather milk a cow and get kicked.
November 13, 2025 at 1:19 AM
Older guy review of Lost and Found in Cleveland: I'd rather milk a cow and get kicked.
It must be a day that ends with y
November 12, 2025 at 9:26 PM
It must be a day that ends with y
Band name of the day: Jasonoff and Countless Screaming Argonauts
November 8, 2025 at 7:24 AM
Band name of the day: Jasonoff and Countless Screaming Argonauts
Is that frost, or is your car just dirty?
November 8, 2025 at 6:33 AM
Is that frost, or is your car just dirty?
"Destroy. Dismantle. Engulf in flames."
- J. Mantzoukas, 2025
- J. Mantzoukas, 2025
November 3, 2025 at 7:40 AM
"Destroy. Dismantle. Engulf in flames."
- J. Mantzoukas, 2025
- J. Mantzoukas, 2025
Clayton Kershaw, shirtless, ejaculating a bottle of champagne onto his boys, celebrates traditional marriage between completely heterosexual men.
November 2, 2025 at 8:46 AM
Clayton Kershaw, shirtless, ejaculating a bottle of champagne onto his boys, celebrates traditional marriage between completely heterosexual men.
At least this one was a great series.
November 2, 2025 at 8:40 AM
At least this one was a great series.
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Hello welcome to bluesky. We have every kind of anti-government radical left of center, and also, baseball
November 2, 2025 at 3:46 AM
Hello welcome to bluesky. We have every kind of anti-government radical left of center, and also, baseball
Robin Finck, chaos power bottom.
October 31, 2025 at 9:30 AM
Robin Finck, chaos power bottom.
Taintthony Staintano here, the musics laziest internet nerd.
October 31, 2025 at 9:15 AM
Taintthony Staintano here, the musics laziest internet nerd.
I don't know if y'all have met, but this is Her Husband Likes Slapping My Ass and Her Husband Likes Slapping My Ass's husband.
October 31, 2025 at 6:26 AM
I don't know if y'all have met, but this is Her Husband Likes Slapping My Ass and Her Husband Likes Slapping My Ass's husband.
My name is Timothy Mononymic
October 31, 2025 at 6:00 AM
My name is Timothy Mononymic
It's okay, I like to feel bad.
October 18, 2025 at 9:52 AM
It's okay, I like to feel bad.
But, like, go Mariners, I guess.
October 18, 2025 at 9:03 AM
But, like, go Mariners, I guess.
The only thing worse than the Dodgers for the future of baseball is a salary cap
October 18, 2025 at 8:50 AM
The only thing worse than the Dodgers for the future of baseball is a salary cap