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Uncle Lumpy
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The whole point of adulthood is to embrace the little weirdo they tried to beat out of you
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Uncle Lumpy @unclelumpy.bsky.social · 4h
Well, well, well, if it isn't the consequences of your own actions.
Declare DEEZ NUTZ, cletus!
I hope you and your inbred crotch goblins starve to death!
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Uncle Lumpy @unclelumpy.bsky.social · 9h
The world would be a much better place today if Trey Parker and Matt Stone had both been dr0wned at birth.
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Uncle Lumpy @unclelumpy.bsky.social · 9h
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A cosplay of that cat doctor from "Lower Decks".
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Uncle Lumpy @unclelumpy.bsky.social · 1d
With the release of Bloodlines 2, Peter Molyneux is no longer the king of over-hyped over-delayed pieces of crap.
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Uncle Lumpy @unclelumpy.bsky.social · 1d
"Woke" helped keep YOUR cr@ck€r ass FED!
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Uncle Lumpy @unclelumpy.bsky.social · 1d
Well, well, well, if it isn't the consequences of your own actions.

Turn away from DEEZ NUTZ, Cletus! I hope you and your inbred crotch-goblins starve!
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Uncle Lumpy @unclelumpy.bsky.social · 1d
Harris?

Please don't.

I voted for you, but America has proven not once but twice that it will never... Ever... Possess the emotional maturity necessary to place a woman in charge.

It's just... Not... Gonna... Happen.
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Uncle Lumpy @unclelumpy.bsky.social · 1d
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Uncle Lumpy @unclelumpy.bsky.social · 1d
You're talking about people who'd rather have a dead kid than an autistic one.
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Uncle Lumpy @unclelumpy.bsky.social · 1d
STARVE, bitch! STARVE!

"Oh but what about her kids? They didn't vote!"

Yep, and now they never will.
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Uncle Lumpy @unclelumpy.bsky.social · 1d
You deliberately and consciously voted to make people I love and care about suffer.

STARVE, motherfucker! STARVE!
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Uncle Lumpy @unclelumpy.bsky.social · 1d
Starve, bitch, starve!

"Oh but what about her kids? They didn't vote!"

Yep... And now they never will.
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Uncle Lumpy @unclelumpy.bsky.social · 1d
Try eating your DOGS!
Try eating your CATS!
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Uncle Lumpy @unclelumpy.bsky.social · 1d
Newsom?

Only... If... I... Must!
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Uncle Lumpy @unclelumpy.bsky.social · 1d
.... How'd they vote?
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Uncle Lumpy @unclelumpy.bsky.social · 1d
Sylvester Stallone on Hollywood; "If you think you're a cat nowadays you're a cat."

Well why not, Sly? You think you're a good actor.
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Uncle Lumpy @unclelumpy.bsky.social · 2d
To any Trump supporter who's about to lose their SNAP benefits...

Try eating your DOGS!
Try eating your CATS!
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Uncle Lumpy @unclelumpy.bsky.social · 2d
Just because something is broken doesn't mean you throw it away.
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Uncle Lumpy @unclelumpy.bsky.social · 2d
Elmer Fudd chasing Rabbit
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Uncle Lumpy @unclelumpy.bsky.social · 2d
President places tariffs on Lucky Charms.
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Uncle Lumpy @unclelumpy.bsky.social · 2d
Well, well, well, if it isn't the consequences of your own actions.
Declare DEEZ NUTZ Cletus!
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Uncle Lumpy @unclelumpy.bsky.social · 2d
They'll do it. Even if they have to transplant his head onto a robot body.
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Uncle Lumpy @unclelumpy.bsky.social · 2d
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