Uncle Lumpy
@unclelumpy.bsky.social
The whole point of adulthood is to embrace the little weirdo they tried to beat out of you
"Heeeeeeeeere's JOHNNY!!!"
January 28, 2026 at 7:50 AM
"Heeeeeeeeere's JOHNNY!!!"
Did you vote?
How'd you vote?
How'd you vote?
January 27, 2026 at 6:24 PM
Did you vote?
How'd you vote?
How'd you vote?
Never wrestle a pig in shit.
You both get covered in shit and the pig likes it.
You both get covered in shit and the pig likes it.
January 27, 2026 at 6:24 PM
Never wrestle a pig in shit.
You both get covered in shit and the pig likes it.
You both get covered in shit and the pig likes it.
And don't even get me started on THIS lot...
January 27, 2026 at 7:01 AM
And don't even get me started on THIS lot...
You should fly him up to Seattle for a session sometime.
January 27, 2026 at 6:30 AM
You should fly him up to Seattle for a session sometime.
Reminds me of one of my favorite Rocky Horror callbacks;
"Anita Bryant looks like shit."
"Anita Bryant IS shit!"
"Anita Bryant like Anita hole in the head!"
"Anita Bryant looks like shit."
"Anita Bryant IS shit!"
"Anita Bryant like Anita hole in the head!"
January 27, 2026 at 6:18 AM
Reminds me of one of my favorite Rocky Horror callbacks;
"Anita Bryant looks like shit."
"Anita Bryant IS shit!"
"Anita Bryant like Anita hole in the head!"
"Anita Bryant looks like shit."
"Anita Bryant IS shit!"
"Anita Bryant like Anita hole in the head!"
Yes, it looks quite studly!
Get it, 'STUD-ly'? Cuz... Cuz it's a stud, and.....
Fine, I'll leave.
Get it, 'STUD-ly'? Cuz... Cuz it's a stud, and.....
Fine, I'll leave.
January 27, 2026 at 6:14 AM
Yes, it looks quite studly!
Get it, 'STUD-ly'? Cuz... Cuz it's a stud, and.....
Fine, I'll leave.
Get it, 'STUD-ly'? Cuz... Cuz it's a stud, and.....
Fine, I'll leave.
I swear I didn't know. I am so... So... Sorry.
January 26, 2026 at 5:29 AM
I swear I didn't know. I am so... So... Sorry.
They're gonna fold like a house of cards. They know without the orange fuhrer they're nothing.
January 25, 2026 at 11:51 PM
They're gonna fold like a house of cards. They know without the orange fuhrer they're nothing.
,Haw-haw-haw! Voice actors iz der CWAAAAAZIEST peoples!
January 21, 2026 at 10:03 PM
,Haw-haw-haw! Voice actors iz der CWAAAAAZIEST peoples!
Heh... Join the club kid, we got headbands.
January 20, 2026 at 7:08 AM
Heh... Join the club kid, we got headbands.
One thing you do get to give up at 40? Caring what other people think of you.
January 20, 2026 at 4:42 AM
One thing you do get to give up at 40? Caring what other people think of you.
Well, I dunno if your memoir would qualify as "joyless", but... Poignant.
January 18, 2026 at 11:39 PM
Well, I dunno if your memoir would qualify as "joyless", but... Poignant.
The Internet truly was the Wild West at one time.
January 17, 2026 at 11:26 PM
The Internet truly was the Wild West at one time.
In these parts they're called the Nuwu.
January 17, 2026 at 11:17 PM
In these parts they're called the Nuwu.
In the words of my dear, demure Grandmama; Never wrestle a pig in shit, you both get covered in shit and the pig likes it.
January 17, 2026 at 11:11 PM
In the words of my dear, demure Grandmama; Never wrestle a pig in shit, you both get covered in shit and the pig likes it.