Uncle Lumpy
@unclelumpy.bsky.social
The whole point of adulthood is to embrace the little weirdo they tried to beat out of you
And don't even get me started on THIS lot...
January 27, 2026 at 7:01 AM
And don't even get me started on THIS lot...
Admit it, this is what you were going for.... It's fine.
January 24, 2026 at 8:46 PM
Admit it, this is what you were going for.... It's fine.
This man could've been our Vice President, but noooooooo...
January 16, 2026 at 1:35 AM
This man could've been our Vice President, but noooooooo...
There's enough of them who know how to vote in their best interests. More than I say for some bunches.
January 9, 2026 at 9:34 PM
There's enough of them who know how to vote in their best interests. More than I say for some bunches.
Uh-huh...
And where were they in November 2024 when they had the chance to prevent all this from happening in the first place?
You don't have to answer, I'll show you where they were...
And where were they in November 2024 when they had the chance to prevent all this from happening in the first place?
You don't have to answer, I'll show you where they were...
January 9, 2026 at 3:17 AM
Uh-huh...
And where were they in November 2024 when they had the chance to prevent all this from happening in the first place?
You don't have to answer, I'll show you where they were...
And where were they in November 2024 when they had the chance to prevent all this from happening in the first place?
You don't have to answer, I'll show you where they were...
Where were YOU when you could have PREVENTED this? I'll show you where you were...
January 9, 2026 at 2:26 AM
Where were YOU when you could have PREVENTED this? I'll show you where you were...
..... And I'm feeling MUCH better, now!
January 8, 2026 at 4:02 AM
..... And I'm feeling MUCH better, now!
Those two fuckwits are going to claim Hillary killed the baby, just watch.
December 11, 2025 at 11:49 PM
Those two fuckwits are going to claim Hillary killed the baby, just watch.
...... Does THREE count as "surrounded"?
December 3, 2025 at 2:24 AM
...... Does THREE count as "surrounded"?
So... How's that "conscience vote" workin' out for ya, hippie?
November 29, 2025 at 5:06 AM
So... How's that "conscience vote" workin' out for ya, hippie?
The illustrator knew EXACTLY what they were doing and should be ASHAMED of themselves!
November 25, 2025 at 1:06 AM
The illustrator knew EXACTLY what they were doing and should be ASHAMED of themselves!
November 21, 2025 at 11:03 PM
