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Uncle Fuzzzy 🦆
@unclefuzzzy.bsky.social
your favorite boomer from the bird site.
the original, accept no substitutes.
www.benzduck.com
Pinned
“Be comforted, that in the face of all irridity and disillusionment, and despite the changing fortunes of time, there is always a big future in computer maintenance.”

National Lampoon, 1971
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November 29, 2025 at 11:39 PM
Does Gary Dsnielsin get paid by the word?
November 29, 2025 at 10:59 PM
There goes the shutout
November 29, 2025 at 10:12 PM
That’s not a catch
November 29, 2025 at 9:42 PM
Whatever works.
November 29, 2025 at 9:35 PM
TOUCHDOWWWWWWN
November 29, 2025 at 9:35 PM
I said QUACK QUACK BITCHEZ
November 29, 2025 at 9:19 PM
Well that didn’t work
November 29, 2025 at 9:01 PM
QUACK QUACK BITCHEZ
November 29, 2025 at 8:29 PM
TIL Canadians have a bank for tires
Right now this is the warning on their site and I'm not surprised, given that I wasn't even sure this domain was the real one because their domain name is random letters.

Why are so many business people so bad at business? I don't understand.
November 29, 2025 at 7:02 AM
Ducks need to run back this fit. 1983, would fit right in today.
November 29, 2025 at 6:52 AM
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you’ve seen

Chuck Berry
Willie Nelson
Pretenders
Mandy Patinkin
Blue Öyster Cult
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you’ve seen

David Bowie
The Monkees
Sufjan Stevens
The Decemberists
Jack White
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you’ve seen

Justin Timberlake
Justin Bieber
Ed Sheeran
Beyoncé
Elton John
November 28, 2025 at 8:04 AM
Christ, Thanksgiving is fucking *exhausting*.

At least there's leftovers.
November 28, 2025 at 5:26 AM
I can’t post it, no pic, but the radiator cap on my 1979 Dodge Colt had a stern warning: “KEEP THIS CAP CLOSE USUALLY”. Seemed a good idea.
Post your warning label
November 27, 2025 at 8:10 AM
Happy Mordor's Day.
a local shoppe that specializes in shadows, real 'brick-and-mordor'
must-see-tv “how to get away with mordor”
November 24, 2025 at 7:14 AM
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November 23, 2025 at 12:06 AM
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November 22, 2025 at 11:33 PM
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November 22, 2025 at 10:19 PM
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November 22, 2025 at 9:51 PM
FSCK
November 22, 2025 at 9:36 PM
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November 22, 2025 at 9:26 PM
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November 22, 2025 at 9:02 PM
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Trump frickin' loves this guy lmao
November 21, 2025 at 9:04 PM