Justin.
@uhjustin.bsky.social
pianist, programmer, cat-lover, an actual burrito
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I love whenever articles like this are all “SEE THE UNREASONABLE ANGRY DEMANDS OF THIS SJW TEACHER” and the teacher’s comment are always “please actually cite sources and try not to call your classmates demonic”
November 29, 2025 at 4:27 PM
I love whenever articles like this are all “SEE THE UNREASONABLE ANGRY DEMANDS OF THIS SJW TEACHER” and the teacher’s comment are always “please actually cite sources and try not to call your classmates demonic”
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What a great headline
November 28, 2025 at 3:49 PM
What a great headline
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i'm going to finally play red dead redemption 2 (crowd cheers) by installing a bunch of mods that speed up travel and let me skip the bull shit (crowd boos) because i'm an adult with limited time for Gaming (crowd is also 35 or 36 years old and sympathizes)
November 28, 2025 at 9:21 PM
i'm going to finally play red dead redemption 2 (crowd cheers) by installing a bunch of mods that speed up travel and let me skip the bull shit (crowd boos) because i'm an adult with limited time for Gaming (crowd is also 35 or 36 years old and sympathizes)
This is key. The main good part of Thanksgiving has been the story about sharing with each other and helping each other, especially neighbors and travelers in need. But a bunch of selfish, nepo pricks who never never learned how to share control the public sector. They’re the true parasites.
...in the same position as the Wampanoag or Tisquantum, who was literally the last living member of the Patuxet tribe, as US Americans are NOT damaged by immigration the way they were by settlers, but the cutesy story should serve as a lesson to us to be welcoming and they're SHITTING ALL OVER IT.
November 28, 2025 at 6:44 PM
This is key. The main good part of Thanksgiving has been the story about sharing with each other and helping each other, especially neighbors and travelers in need. But a bunch of selfish, nepo pricks who never never learned how to share control the public sector. They’re the true parasites.
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sorry mom i need to become a skeleton by order of this guy who got caught molesting teenagers for decades. no more hugs or christmas, mother. i need to die now by order of the panty eating ogre of atlantic city
President Donald Trump suggested that the United States is preparing to take new action against alleged drug trafficking networks in Venezuela, telling service members during a Thanksgiving call that efforts for strikes on land will be starting "very soon." https://cnn.it/487SPPL
November 28, 2025 at 4:02 AM
sorry mom i need to become a skeleton by order of this guy who got caught molesting teenagers for decades. no more hugs or christmas, mother. i need to die now by order of the panty eating ogre of atlantic city
Is it a good sign that the Times is taking on the tone of Stuart Smalley
November 27, 2025 at 2:51 PM
Is it a good sign that the Times is taking on the tone of Stuart Smalley
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Those dry turkey flaps
November 26, 2025 at 7:35 PM
Those dry turkey flaps
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Nativists love to talk about the costs of immigrants, but each ICE agent is making $213,000 in total compensation to destroy our rights, freedoms, families, friendships, neighborhoods, and economies. Worse than a "welfare queen." It'd be better to pay them to stay home.
November 26, 2025 at 1:42 PM
Nativists love to talk about the costs of immigrants, but each ICE agent is making $213,000 in total compensation to destroy our rights, freedoms, families, friendships, neighborhoods, and economies. Worse than a "welfare queen." It'd be better to pay them to stay home.
Been to the movies a lot lately and I’ve come to the conclusion that all new movies going forward are going to be horror and Marty Supreme.
November 26, 2025 at 3:07 AM
Been to the movies a lot lately and I’ve come to the conclusion that all new movies going forward are going to be horror and Marty Supreme.
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Right now on reddit there's a guy inventing a new kind of brick to build his home with and it's going about as well as you can imagine
November 25, 2025 at 12:18 PM
Right now on reddit there's a guy inventing a new kind of brick to build his home with and it's going about as well as you can imagine
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Bringing out this all-time banger from @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com
November 26, 2025 at 1:29 AM
Bringing out this all-time banger from @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com
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gonna start using social media less and use the time saved to hit myself in the head with a shovel
September 14, 2025 at 1:36 AM
gonna start using social media less and use the time saved to hit myself in the head with a shovel
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tfw you’re fucking the lasagna man for lasagna
November 25, 2025 at 2:05 AM
tfw you’re fucking the lasagna man for lasagna
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Google at its peak was basically the best information retrieval system in human history and they and every competitor decided going from there to “you didn’t want answers you wanted half-assed auto-complete 80%-wrong hallucinations” in a few years was the right idea
November 25, 2025 at 1:57 AM
Google at its peak was basically the best information retrieval system in human history and they and every competitor decided going from there to “you didn’t want answers you wanted half-assed auto-complete 80%-wrong hallucinations” in a few years was the right idea
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If Isaac Chotiner ever said this to me, I would move to the woods.
November 25, 2025 at 1:12 AM
If Isaac Chotiner ever said this to me, I would move to the woods.
That Gemini badge in Chrome by the close button isn’t just annoying - it’s a sign that the feature is in a bad spot. Use is low enough that their UX people are being forced to come up with ways for people to accidentally click on it and engage. It’s as close as an application gets before forcing use
November 23, 2025 at 10:55 AM
That Gemini badge in Chrome by the close button isn’t just annoying - it’s a sign that the feature is in a bad spot. Use is low enough that their UX people are being forced to come up with ways for people to accidentally click on it and engage. It’s as close as an application gets before forcing use
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Me: Obviously Lois Lane would be Miss Piggy in Muppet Superman. Kermit should be Clark Kent but *NOT* Superman. Superman is Henry Cavill and looking like a frog is just him acting meek
Fellow Bunker Resident: (glances at screen counting down “Safe Surface Radiation Level 37.6 years”) Ugh
Fellow Bunker Resident: (glances at screen counting down “Safe Surface Radiation Level 37.6 years”) Ugh
December 21, 2024 at 5:32 PM
Me: Obviously Lois Lane would be Miss Piggy in Muppet Superman. Kermit should be Clark Kent but *NOT* Superman. Superman is Henry Cavill and looking like a frog is just him acting meek
Fellow Bunker Resident: (glances at screen counting down “Safe Surface Radiation Level 37.6 years”) Ugh
Fellow Bunker Resident: (glances at screen counting down “Safe Surface Radiation Level 37.6 years”) Ugh
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It’s never a bad time for this meme, but International Men’s Day might be the best time
November 19, 2025 at 7:19 PM
It’s never a bad time for this meme, but International Men’s Day might be the best time
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Friend: what are you eating?
Me: protein bar.
Friend: that looks like a cheese quesadilla.
Me: exactly. protein bar.
Me: protein bar.
Friend: that looks like a cheese quesadilla.
Me: exactly. protein bar.
November 16, 2025 at 12:06 AM
Friend: what are you eating?
Me: protein bar.
Friend: that looks like a cheese quesadilla.
Me: exactly. protein bar.
Me: protein bar.
Friend: that looks like a cheese quesadilla.
Me: exactly. protein bar.
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mr president sir theres a story coming about how you intervened to help a sex criminal. no sir, not that sex criminal you helped….no not that one either…sir, please stop guessing sex criminals that you helped. ill give you a hint sir, hes a trafficker. no sir, not that trafficker a different one
NEW: When Andrew Tate landed in the US, Customs & Border Protection seized his electronic devices. But @propublica.org found that a White House official told DHS to return the devices, emphasizing that the request came from the White House.
By @robert-faturechi.bsky.social & Avi Asher-Schapiro
By @robert-faturechi.bsky.social & Avi Asher-Schapiro
The White House Intervened on Behalf of Accused Sex Trafficker Andrew Tate During a Federal Investigation
Federal authorities were chided for seizing electronic devices from Tate and his brother, and told to return them, records and interviews show. Experts said the intervention was highly inappropriate.
www.propublica.org
November 18, 2025 at 1:10 PM
mr president sir theres a story coming about how you intervened to help a sex criminal. no sir, not that sex criminal you helped….no not that one either…sir, please stop guessing sex criminals that you helped. ill give you a hint sir, hes a trafficker. no sir, not that trafficker a different one