Tyler Strauss
@tylerstrauss.bsky.social
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Great W. NYCFC hopefully just closed out the Ernst Tanner era in Philadelphia.
November 24, 2025 at 2:58 AM
Great W. NYCFC hopefully just closed out the Ernst Tanner era in Philadelphia.
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If you took away any one part of Messi’s game that he’s one of the all-time greats at — dribbling, passing, shooting, off-ball movement — the only one that would knock him out of the top spot is the movement
I’ll never stop being amazed at how often Messi ends up completely unmarked in the box, despite being the focal point of every defense he plays against. Best off-ball mover in the history of the game.
November 23, 2025 at 10:44 PM
If you took away any one part of Messi’s game that he’s one of the all-time greats at — dribbling, passing, shooting, off-ball movement — the only one that would knock him out of the top spot is the movement
Gotham just understand how to win
November 23, 2025 at 3:19 AM
Gotham just understand how to win
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watching the US the last few months has been like oh we have a real coach huh this is better
there's a talent ceiling that we'll hit when it matters, I know that, but I'm enjoying watching this, it's better
there's a talent ceiling that we'll hit when it matters, I know that, but I'm enjoying watching this, it's better
November 19, 2025 at 12:29 AM
watching the US the last few months has been like oh we have a real coach huh this is better
there's a talent ceiling that we'll hit when it matters, I know that, but I'm enjoying watching this, it's better
there's a talent ceiling that we'll hit when it matters, I know that, but I'm enjoying watching this, it's better
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A theory:
If my gut is right, Bob Mortimer once made Richard Ayoade laugh really hard at a formative moment in his young life.
Viz. I suspect Bob is some part of the reason that Richard is SO fucking funny—and that's something wonderfully difficult to conceal.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=bg2M...
If my gut is right, Bob Mortimer once made Richard Ayoade laugh really hard at a formative moment in his young life.
Viz. I suspect Bob is some part of the reason that Richard is SO fucking funny—and that's something wonderfully difficult to conceal.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=bg2M...
Bob Mortimer & Richard Ayoade Go On A Date | Last One Laughing
YouTube video by Amazon Prime Video UK & IE
www.youtube.com
November 15, 2025 at 5:00 AM
A theory:
If my gut is right, Bob Mortimer once made Richard Ayoade laugh really hard at a formative moment in his young life.
Viz. I suspect Bob is some part of the reason that Richard is SO fucking funny—and that's something wonderfully difficult to conceal.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=bg2M...
If my gut is right, Bob Mortimer once made Richard Ayoade laugh really hard at a formative moment in his young life.
Viz. I suspect Bob is some part of the reason that Richard is SO fucking funny—and that's something wonderfully difficult to conceal.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=bg2M...
@kierdoyle.bsky.social hi! Is the stream from yesterday going to be published in podcast format?
November 10, 2025 at 6:55 PM
@kierdoyle.bsky.social hi! Is the stream from yesterday going to be published in podcast format?
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I don’t ever want to hear any North American complain about low scoring in football.
Nobody has scored in this World Series in what feels like five hours.
Nobody has scored in this World Series in what feels like five hours.
October 28, 2025 at 4:56 AM
I don’t ever want to hear any North American complain about low scoring in football.
Nobody has scored in this World Series in what feels like five hours.
Nobody has scored in this World Series in what feels like five hours.
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Like dude you’re batting .130 and this guys thrown 8 straight splitters just let the ball fall where it may
October 28, 2025 at 4:13 AM
Like dude you’re batting .130 and this guys thrown 8 straight splitters just let the ball fall where it may
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Nice to see Frank Lampard continuing to flourish as Coventry City manager.
Super Frank's resilience and ongoing commitment to a challenging career is to be applauded.
Success at the highest level will follow, I'm sure of it. 👏
Super Frank's resilience and ongoing commitment to a challenging career is to be applauded.
Success at the highest level will follow, I'm sure of it. 👏
October 1, 2025 at 8:56 PM
Nice to see Frank Lampard continuing to flourish as Coventry City manager.
Super Frank's resilience and ongoing commitment to a challenging career is to be applauded.
Success at the highest level will follow, I'm sure of it. 👏
Super Frank's resilience and ongoing commitment to a challenging career is to be applauded.
Success at the highest level will follow, I'm sure of it. 👏
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Chelsea could've done Woltemade, they could've done Ekitike, and instead I gotta watch Joao Pedro take no shots as a striker every weekend. Sigh sigh sigh.
September 28, 2025 at 4:07 PM
Chelsea could've done Woltemade, they could've done Ekitike, and instead I gotta watch Joao Pedro take no shots as a striker every weekend. Sigh sigh sigh.
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Never forget 🫡
September 27, 2025 at 10:51 PM
Never forget 🫡
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that point could end up being the difference between arsenal finishing second with 81 points and second with 82 points
September 21, 2025 at 5:34 PM
that point could end up being the difference between arsenal finishing second with 81 points and second with 82 points
Fairly certain Maresca placed a large bet against himself today.
September 20, 2025 at 6:04 PM
Fairly certain Maresca placed a large bet against himself today.
This is way funnier than it’s meant to be
Enzo Maresca has played down Chelsea’s treatment of Raheem Sterling and Axel Disasi, saying his dad had a much tougher life as a fisherman.
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September 19, 2025 at 11:14 AM
This is way funnier than it’s meant to be
Just because there’s contact in the box, doesn’t mean it’s either a penalty or simulation. There’s was a coming together. It wasn’t a foul but also not a dive. It’s fine. #NYCFC
September 18, 2025 at 12:59 AM
Just because there’s contact in the box, doesn’t mean it’s either a penalty or simulation. There’s was a coming together. It wasn’t a foul but also not a dive. It’s fine. #NYCFC
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Mad that if they’d just stuck with Moyes, they’d have won 7 more league titles and 4 more champions leagues. The only way to get back to the top now is to bring him back
September 14, 2025 at 5:33 PM
Mad that if they’d just stuck with Moyes, they’d have won 7 more league titles and 4 more champions leagues. The only way to get back to the top now is to bring him back
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Chelsea women director of football
September 4, 2025 at 4:07 PM
Chelsea women director of football
@kierdoyle.bsky.social largely agree with everything from your window grades. I do think not turning Jackson into Ekiteke, however you would have needed to get there is the major downside. Also wouldn’t have gone JBG, but happy to proven wrong.
September 4, 2025 at 12:30 PM
@kierdoyle.bsky.social largely agree with everything from your window grades. I do think not turning Jackson into Ekiteke, however you would have needed to get there is the major downside. Also wouldn’t have gone JBG, but happy to proven wrong.
Sorry but I’d be all over this if I was a CFC SD.
🚨🏴 If talks with Juventus remain off as they are right now, Randal Kolo Muani can emerge as option for several top clubs on #DeadlineDay. Can exclusively reveal that Tottenham made an enquiry for Kolo in last 24h… could be one to watch ⚪️👀 #THFC
September 1, 2025 at 2:00 AM
Sorry but I’d be all over this if I was a CFC SD.
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🎶I'm sorry Nick Jackson (woo)
There is no deal
We called off the Bayern loan-to-buy
Fly home to replace the injured guy🎶
There is no deal
We called off the Bayern loan-to-buy
Fly home to replace the injured guy🎶
🚨 EXCLUSIVE: Chelsea inform Bayern Munich they will not be proceeding with proposed loan of Nicolas Jackson after injury to Liam Delap. 24yo striker travelled to Germany for #FCBayern move but #CFC requested Senegal int’l returns to London 🚨
@theathleticfc.bsky.social
www.nytimes.com/athletic/658...
@theathleticfc.bsky.social
www.nytimes.com/athletic/658...
Chelsea inform Bayern Munich they will not proceed with Nicolas Jackson loan after Liam Delap injury
Delap sustained a hamstring injury during Saturday's victory over Fulham.
www.nytimes.com
August 30, 2025 at 3:53 PM
🎶I'm sorry Nick Jackson (woo)
There is no deal
We called off the Bayern loan-to-buy
Fly home to replace the injured guy🎶
There is no deal
We called off the Bayern loan-to-buy
Fly home to replace the injured guy🎶
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It's honestly sad how often the modern VAR review gets interrupted by stretches of soccer game
August 30, 2025 at 12:50 PM
It's honestly sad how often the modern VAR review gets interrupted by stretches of soccer game
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Caicedo played 90 minutes last week in a game that was won by HT. You've got two extra options this season. Why?
August 29, 2025 at 9:42 PM
Caicedo played 90 minutes last week in a game that was won by HT. You've got two extra options this season. Why?
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I propose a blanket global ban on soccer color commentators talking about how the game *used* to be.
August 23, 2025 at 2:45 PM
I propose a blanket global ban on soccer color commentators talking about how the game *used* to be.