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Bassman @bassman93.bsky.social · Jun 1

Right that time of year. Here's the estimated accounting values for our squad for next season.

Table of estimated accounting values for Chelsea's squad

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andré, but scarier @838carlisle.bsky.social · 1h

opening sentences from mary earps’ piece in the guardian:

There were three huge talking points from the 2023 World Cup. One was the unspeakable kiss that Spain's football federation president Luis Rubiales planted
on Jenni Hermoso as she collected her gold medal, which would later lead to his resignation and prosecution.

The other two talking points both related to me.

iconic tweet from a twitter bird bot account:

I am feel uncomfortable when we are not about me?

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Bassman @bassman93.bsky.social · 3h

Are Wolves trying to get relegated?

David Ornstein @david-ornstein.bsky.social · 3h

🚨 Wolves advancing in talks with Gary O’Neil + exploring other options in parallel; including Erik ten Hag. 55yo discussed internally & #WWFC expressed interest in speaking to ex #MUFC boss as part of process. No imminent decision expected 🚨 @theathleticfc.bsky.social
www.nytimes.com/athletic/677...

Wolves in talks over Gary O’Neil reunion but Erik ten Hag among other options being considered

Wolves are exploring a reunion with O'Neil in parallel to other options, with no decision on Vitor Pereira's successor expected this week.

www.nytimes.com

Bassman @bassman93.bsky.social · 3h

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Bassman @bassman93.bsky.social · Nov 19

Anyway while we're doing Pulisic reminiscing, here's my favourite quote.

Pulisic interview where he is asked "is that a big part of your life?" about the crucifix he is wearing and he replies with "do you mean this chain"

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Bassman @bassman93.bsky.social · 3h

Christian Pulisic nearly paid back his transfer fee with the necklace quote

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Bassman @bassman93.bsky.social · 5h

No way that Bjorn number is right so 3rd lightest

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Bassman @bassman93.bsky.social · 5h

I enjoy you've woken up and chosen Bundesliga violence

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Fun @funkelly.bsky.social · Feb 22

everyone automatically clacks these twice upon picking them up because deep down we all know we’re crabs

A pair of silver aluminum barbecue tongs on a white background .

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Bassman @bassman93.bsky.social · 23h

Yeah but it's a bit like Barca with Messi, how can you not?

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Bassman @bassman93.bsky.social · 23h

The likes of drogba were physically as dominant but he's FAST as well

Bassman @bassman93.bsky.social · 23h

Håland is a fucking cheat code man

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jen 🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆 @uptchels-20.bsky.social · 1d

jph slay, likely place for them to be

observer.co.uk/news/sport/a...

Mary Earps has picked a fight that she isn’t going to win

Criticism of Hannah Hampton and Sarina Wiegman makes former No1 look like a spoilt child

observer.co.uk

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Troy Goodfellow @troyg.bsky.social · 1d

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Bassman @bassman93.bsky.social · 1d

It's a good thing the new manager bounce has mostly not been a thing this season because teams are so bad there's no mean reversion

Ben Jacobs @jacobsben.bsky.social · 1d

Exclusive: Vítor Pereira has been sacked by Wolves.🐺

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Bassman @bassman93.bsky.social · 1d

Could see Nuno back there

Bassman @bassman93.bsky.social · 1d

United were this close

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skipperblues @skipperblues.bsky.social · 1d

mary earps' response to the reaction her own words generated from her own mouth/book is so deliberately obtuse like she really thinks she can hide behind the "women being pitted against women" card when she's the one who drew it? 🙄 blind to her own narcissism. this woman truly believes she's on top

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Rich @batesintheplace.bsky.social · 2d

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Bassman @bassman93.bsky.social · 1d

Yeah, it was so poor. I don't know if it's just mental or whether today specifically they were so undermanned in MF. I was fully expecting set piece bombardment.

Bassman @bassman93.bsky.social · 1d

Also the we've got that spurs is a game for winning. The way James was today, I think he's done a lot to get that message across to everyone 😂

Bassman @bassman93.bsky.social · 1d

I don't know if Spurs just have a complete mental block against us, but you can't do this when Wolves absolutely terrorised us midweek and you're a Frank side.

OptaJoe @optajoe.com · 1d

0.05 - Tottenham’s xG total of 0.05 this evening was their lowest on record (since 2012-13) in a Premier League game, with this their 504th game in the competition since the start of 2012-13. Stalled.

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Bassman @bassman93.bsky.social · 1d

Worked like a charm 😂😂

Bassman @bassman93.bsky.social · 1d

We're reaching the Nkunku point where it's Maresca's fault for picking him at ST

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Kieran Doyle @kierdoyle.bsky.social · 1d

Fell over while trying not to, tried to get back up and fell over again, then crawled around grabbing his head, yeah I'm sure he's fine dude

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Bassman @bassman93.bsky.social · 1d

My point is more Maresca doesn't really value doing things against teams like that. Steve probably has a better case because he's done stuff in the PL.

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Bassman @bassman93.bsky.social · 1d

This week it's Gittens but it's been others going back to last year. Fundamentally if Maresca is making 9+ changes for a midweek game it's because he thinks the opponent is very shit and weighs the performance consistently.

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