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Ridley Scott Walker

@twocookiesandacoke.bsky.social

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“And if you gaze for long into a navel, the navel gazes also into you.” Wannabe ceramicist. Raised by a VCR. Can do a pretty convincing Kate Bush impression. PDX they/them

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Ridley Scott Walker @twocookiesandacoke.bsky.social · May 9

The classic “gotta be one of my favorite genders” meme, but the text reads:
“Shout out to hot women being weird

Gotta be one of my favorite genres”

The original meme photo has tons of film posters poorly laid all over it. The posters are for the following films:
Pearl directed by Ti West
Raw directed by Julia Ducournau
Daisies directed by Věra Chytilová
Audition directed by Takashi Miike
Black Swan directed by Darren Aronofsky
Possession directed by Andrzej Żuławski
Hello Mary Lou: Prom Night II directed by Bruce Pittman
Images directed by Robert Altman
Saint Maud directed by Rose Glass
Inland Empire directed by David Lynch

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Ridley Scott Walker @twocookiesandacoke.bsky.social · 4h

Thank you, @chatpileband.bsky.social, Hayden Pedigo, and @theflenser.bsky.social for the beautiful and timely record.

Loving Raygun’s Roy Burns mask and Pamela Voorhees sweater on the cover. 🧡

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Ridley Scott Walker @twocookiesandacoke.bsky.social · 15h

Old dude walking down Ankeny, dragging his tiny, leashed dog behind him. Dog is actively in the process of trying to take a shit on the sidewalk, but dude wouldn’t stop, so the poor dog was leaving turds in their wake for a block.

“Clean up after your dog.”

“You better worry about your own dick.”

GHOULLIKEHELLMACHINE @golikehellmachine.com · 18h

do you ever have things that someone has said to you that live forever in your head (non-serious edition)? some older boomer hippie guy said “hahmmus gives you fahts” to me 26 years ago at a free fridge and i think of it every fucking single time i buy hummus to this day.

Ridley Scott Walker @twocookiesandacoke.bsky.social · 1d

🖤🤘🖤

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Potato Muppet 🥔 @teaandsleep.bsky.social · 1d

We’re doing a lot of Argento in Horrortober this year and this @scumbelievable.bsky.social tweet really is evergreen

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Ridley Scott Walker @twocookiesandacoke.bsky.social · 1d

Yeah, Ann Ruel of Little Street Pottery made a video where it worked great with slip made from her usual porcelain! I think I’m just unlucky and using a specific clay body that isn’t compatible. 😕 I’m gonna keep trying, though!

Ridley Scott Walker @twocookiesandacoke.bsky.social · 1d

@wordblanket.com & I had the privilege of putting on the yearly scavenger hunt for MoPop’s Halloween party. We included this video puzzle (hence the symbols & highlighted subtitles), but I think it turned out pretty great considering we shot it all in just a couple takes in our garage. Check it out!

Sweet Children Let's Be Satanists - DOOMAGEDDON Official Music Video

YouTube video by Dystocia

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Ridley Scott Walker @twocookiesandacoke.bsky.social · 2d

Well, shit. There’s my problem. Ann Ruel made it look so easy!

SLIP FOR MOCHA DIFFUSION (A)
Cone 04-12
Oxidation or Reduction

Feldspar ... 5 %
Ball Clay ... 75 %
Kaolin ... 10 %
Silica … 10 %
100 %

The thickness should be similar to room-temper-ature motor oil. A liquefied porcelain clay slip usually will not work well since a porcelain body typically contains a maximum of 50% plastic clay material, and the rest is non-plastic fluxes and fillers, such as feldspars and silica.

Ridley Scott Walker @twocookiesandacoke.bsky.social · 2d

My mocha diffusion test went great! 🤦🏻

#ceramics

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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 4d

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Emily Yoshida @emilyyoshida.bsky.social · 4d

Jane Schoenbrun
@sapphicspielbrg
Babe wake up new lifelong dream project just dropped.
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DiscussingFilm
@DiscussingFilm

Jane Schoenbrun is set to write & direct a series adaptation of ‘BLACK HOLE’ for Netflix.

Howie Ratner from UNCUT GEMS saying “Holy shit I’m gonna cum”

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Ridley Scott Walker @twocookiesandacoke.bsky.social · 4d

I am so grateful that I get to be on the internet at the same time as @scumbelievable.bsky.social

Scary Gretchen Felker-Martin 🍉 @scumbelievable.bsky.social · 4d

then we'd cut to Batman and he'd look right at the reader and say "I think that was cool and I endorse it happening to real Nazis in reality. that's right I know about reality. I am a comic man stuck in a comic."

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Brady! 🏳️‍⚧️ @like-the-bunch.bsky.social · 5d

when trans people take HRT to feel normal: “look at these depraved sex freaks performing their sick fetish in public, we should bully them out of existence”

when cis ppl take HRT so they can fuck real good:

NYT Magazine headline “‘I'm on Fire': Testosterone Is Giving Women Back Their Sex Drive - and Then Some
There is no F.D.A.-approved testosterone product for women. Insurance won't cover it. Many doctors won't prescribe it. It's become a cultural phenomenon.”

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Chuck Tingle @chucktingle.bsky.social · 5d

i spend so much dang time just mentally repeating the way buckaroo keanu reeves says 'cans. cans. there was no baby' after they hit the stroller in SPEED

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Ridley Scott Walker @twocookiesandacoke.bsky.social · 14d

PUNKIN TIME! 🖤🎃🍎

A photo of 5 people sitting on a tractor trailer during a hayride. They are all very cute and huddled together with smiles on their faces.

An instant analog photo of the same 5 people sitting on a tractor trailer, but this is a candid photo and Mando is laughing really hard.

A photo of 5 carved jack-o’-lanterns sitting on a wooden table in a dark room

Ridley Scott Walker @twocookiesandacoke.bsky.social · 5d

I’m really enjoying it so far, but I’m biased as someone who insisted on being called “Tim” for like a year when I was 8. He holds the audience at an arm’s length. He doesn’t owe us anything, so I’m grateful for whatever he’s willing to share. He drops the f-bomb a lot more than I expected, tho. 😁

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lou-ellen @louceph.com · 6d

please watch movies and read books and play games and look at art, please view it with your own eyes through a lens you made yourself and not just through video essayists and ending explained videos please im begging you

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Ridley Scott Walker @twocookiesandacoke.bsky.social · 5d

Don’t threaten me with a good time. You know I’d fucking wear it!

Ridley Scott Walker @twocookiesandacoke.bsky.social · 5d

My partner has many weekly social engagements cuz he’s a good guy & fun to be around, but owns our Stardew farm on his PS account. He said that if I start a new one on mine, he won’t play with me anymore.

I have been sitting on the couch in silence, staring at a dark TV since finishing my homework.

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Ridley Scott Walker @twocookiesandacoke.bsky.social · 5d

That’s a smart move. I feel like giving folks a heads up takes the edge off a lil bit. 🖤

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Ridley Scott Walker @twocookiesandacoke.bsky.social · 5d

It’s the time of year where the seasonal depression is starting to kick in, but it hasn’t completely taken hold yet, so I’m wandering around the house yelling “I’M DEPRESSED” to no one while I still have the energy.

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Ridley Scott Walker @twocookiesandacoke.bsky.social · 5d

what I’m currently and soon-to-be reading

recommend more to me plz #readinglist #horror

The cover of Timy Curry’s new memoir titled “Vagabond: A Memoir.” There is a photo of young Curry in black and white on the cover. His curly hair is swept up in a gust of wind and his jacket collar is popped. He wears a long knitted scarf and appears to be reclining on a dock.

The cover of the novel “Coffin Moon” by Keith Rosson

The cover of the autobiography “Just Kids” by Patti Smith

The cover of the novel “The Twisted Ones” by T. Kingfisher

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Chaucer Doth Tweet @levostregc.bsky.social · 7d

Ayre Halloween
Fyre Halloween
Watir Halloween
Earthe Halloween
Spirit Halloween

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Ridley Scott Walker @twocookiesandacoke.bsky.social · 8d

spotted in Montavilla #pdx

a square photo of a small pothole with a little mosaic art piece of a red Game Boy (except the d-pad and A and B button positions are swapped). There’s also a spot where some letter stamps were pushed into the cement that read “BUFFALO POTHOLE BANDIT”

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Doug Mack @douglasmack.bsky.social · 11d

One more PSL post because I can't resist: Apparently Tori Amos was a pumpkin spice latte innovator in 1994! And specifically contrasted it to the drinks at Starbucks.

Tori Amos has an idea.

But not an idea for a song-a new drink. Returning to Seattle for her second-visit this year, Amos is eager to find an audience for her latest experi-ment in beverage concoction. "You have all your Starbucks things," she says. "Wett, I have one that tastes like pumpkin ple: It's my own invention; it's my contribution to Halloween. A little witch warmer!"

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Amos more ardent fans would probably say she hardly needs to resort to creating pumpkin lattes to bewitch a crowd. The emotive singer/songwriter's first solo album, .1992's Little Earth

quakes might not have been a com

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Ridley Scott Walker @twocookiesandacoke.bsky.social · 14d

PUNKIN TIME! 🖤🎃🍎