Ridley Scott Walker
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Ridley Scott Walker
@twocookiesandacoke.bsky.social
“And if you gaze for long into a navel, the navel gazes also into you.”

Wannabe ceramicist. Raised by a VCR. Can do a pretty convincing Kate Bush impression.

PDX
they/them
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@wordblanket.com & I had the privilege of putting on the yearly scavenger hunt for MoPop’s Halloween party. We included this video puzzle (hence the symbols & highlighted subtitles), but I think it turned out pretty great considering we shot it all in just a couple takes in our garage. Check it out!
Sweet Children Let's Be Satanists - DOOMAGEDDON Official Music Video
YouTube video by Dystocia
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Tinker Swift, Taylor Swift, Soldier Swift, Spy Swift
December 11, 2025 at 9:25 PM
Finally got a prototype luster fired a year later & it feels good! Yeah, it’s ugly (first time working with porcelain & first time water etching), but there’s an @oshpark.bsky.social circuit board I designed in there & it feels good to realize my vision of conductive glaze as a switch.
#pottery
December 10, 2025 at 7:50 AM
Today one of my classmates asked me, “Remember those VHS tapes?” and I just stared at them, waiting for them to finish their sentence, but they were done. They were just asking if I remembered that VHS tapes exist.
December 9, 2025 at 4:35 AM
I had to play an everyday object like a musical instrument for my Rhythm Training class and of course I had to make it about pottery and play my wheel. I had to stitch in some throwing so it felt slightly less febrile.
December 9, 2025 at 4:25 AM
Am I okay? This feels like a red flag.

#scottwalker
December 6, 2025 at 11:23 PM
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December 5, 2025 at 1:15 PM
Merry Krampusnacht from me and my Krampus tattoo.
December 6, 2025 at 3:23 AM
I get to be a part of a Christmas ornament exchange this year and I’m pretty stoked to realize my mari lwyd fantasy.
December 5, 2025 at 10:52 PM
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December 4, 2025 at 8:14 PM
how finals got me feeling
My Head Hurts, My Feet Stink And I Don't Love Jesus
YouTube video by Jimmy Buffett - Topic
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December 3, 2025 at 6:51 PM
Every day I get a pang of regret knowing that a band from London beat me to the name “Les Incompétents” and then broke up 2 years later.
December 2, 2025 at 9:07 PM
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One of my favorite people is becoming a pot dealer
I gradually quit social media in 2022 before starting up a bsky this year. I’m really not a fan of ig or the people who benefit from its continued use, but I’m going to start selling some of my pots locally and need a place that I can direct folks to.

If you’re also over there, wanna be friends?
www.instagram.com
December 1, 2025 at 8:17 AM
I gradually quit social media in 2022 before starting up a bsky this year. I’m really not a fan of ig or the people who benefit from its continued use, but I’m going to start selling some of my pots locally and need a place that I can direct folks to.

If you’re also over there, wanna be friends?
www.instagram.com
December 1, 2025 at 5:54 AM
Progress on my first attempt at a butter keeper! I had never thrown a knob on top of something after trimming it before and it took a couple of tries.
December 1, 2025 at 3:55 AM
Made this goofy lil bud vase to test translucency with shino on this porcelain and it really comes alive when you shine a light thru it. Time for some mad scientist things!

#pottery #ceramics
November 29, 2025 at 8:52 PM
This is the view from my kitchen window in the morning. 🔊⬆️ (Slowed down 50% so you can really enjoy those lil tongue flicks!)

#pnw #hummingbird
November 28, 2025 at 5:38 PM
I made a soda ash wash and I absolutely love how it turned out on this test tile! I hope the effect will look as beautiful on different texture.

#pottery #ceramics
November 25, 2025 at 8:24 AM
Yeah, I know… clickbait af. But the part that really annoys me about this article is the second paragraph:

“The subjective sound, which can also be a hissing, buzzing, or clicking, is heard by no one else, and it may be present constantly, or may come and go.”

A tinnitus rant thread incoming!
Tinnitus Is Somehow Linked to a Crucial Bodily Function
Those who have never endured the relentless ringing of tinnitus can only dream of the torment.
www.sciencealert.com
November 21, 2025 at 3:40 PM
A friend of mine who has been coming over to learn to throw on my wheel wants to make a French butter crock. I am vegan and have never felt a need for one in my kitchen, so I’ve never tried it before. Today I threw these in an attempt to teach myself to make one before coaching him.

Wish me luck!🤞
November 21, 2025 at 6:15 AM
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Trying to decide if it's worth sitting through a five hour film surrounded by hundreds of foot fetishists.
November 20, 2025 at 8:59 PM
I just caught myself saying “those trills are definitely giving Bach” unironically in public and oh my god who have I become?
November 19, 2025 at 9:54 PM
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Books with Pictures (@bkswpicspdx.bsky.social) in Portland, Oregon is a GREAT comic shop, and its owner in @omgkatiep.bsky.social is one of the best. The shop is going through a hard time right now, and if you want to help BwP out, they opened a GoFundMe to help do just that.
Keep Books with Pictures Alive: Donate Now, organized by Katie Pryde
Dear friends: I need your help. I’m proud of everything Books with Pictures… Katie Pryde needs your support for Keep Books with Pictures Alive: Donate Now
www.gofundme.com
November 18, 2025 at 10:20 PM
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The vibes this year gave “waiting for the air puff test at the eye doctor’s office”
November 19, 2025 at 3:06 AM
feeling simultaneously stunned, blessed, and stressed to be living a life where this is what my homework looks like in my late 30s

#silenthill2
November 14, 2025 at 9:49 PM
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As of this morning, Starbucks workers across the country are officially ON STRIKE. And we're prepared for this to become the biggest and longest ULP strike in Starbucks history.

Say #NoContractNoCoffee with us: DON'T BUY STARBUCKS for the duration of our open-ended ULP strike! $SBUX
November 13, 2025 at 11:33 AM