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Jocelyn Badgley
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JavaScript nerd.
Author of The Gender Dysphoria Bible.
You might know me as "Curvy and Trans"
See also @twipped.twipped.social.ap.brid.gy
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Y'all following me are gonna be real disappointed, I barely use bsky.

@twipped.twipped.social.ap.brid.gy is where I'm actually at.
It me, but programming
Absolutely heartbreaking!
January 5, 2026 at 5:14 AM
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Timeline cleanse
January 3, 2026 at 10:58 PM
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This warning label on my wife's monitor arm made me laugh.
January 3, 2026 at 12:33 AM
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This is it… the biggest spinny shot I’ve ever worked on!!!
There was NO 3D involved in the character animation!! I created the camera move by placing the characters on pegs. I was so excited when they assigned this to me, I love a challenge >:)
December 31, 2025 at 2:39 AM
Y'all following me are gonna be real disappointed, I barely use bsky.

@twipped.twipped.social.ap.brid.gy is where I'm actually at.
December 31, 2025 at 6:05 PM
What's your greatest impact on the internet?

Mine is the site that cracked a hundred thousand eggs.

gdb.fyi
December 31, 2025 at 4:46 PM
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Men: "Sex is like pizza. Even when its bad, still had sex."

Me: "Wow, you have *awful* taste in pizza."
December 23, 2025 at 7:08 AM
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Just saw the take that waymo shouldn't be expected to have tested for an edge case like unpowered stop lights.

That edge case that human drivers are required to know from page 34 of the california drivers handbook.
December 22, 2025 at 4:35 AM
A lot of people alive today wouldn't believe you if you said that everything used to smell like gasoline.
this is a good reminder of how things that are shitty but have been accepted as normal and inevitable can actually turn out to be abnormal and evitable with some science, time, education and political will
December 21, 2025 at 12:24 AM
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Really? I thought of like a dozen just right off the top of my head.

Lion King
Aladdin
Jurassic Park
Lost World
Waterworld
Apollo 13
Home Alone
Wizard of Oz
Akira
Ghost in the Shell
Ghostbusters (1 and 2)
Sound of Music
Twister
Fifth Element
Raiders of the lost Ark
The Matrix
Fight Club
The Mummy
a woman wearing glasses and a pink shirt says " what like it 's hard "
ALT: a woman wearing glasses and a pink shirt says " what like it 's hard "
media.tenor.com
December 8, 2025 at 3:37 PM
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March 1, 2025 at 7:32 AM
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And I'm not being facetious. There's a reason there are no longer links in the tweets quoted on the GDB. Almost every single one of the original tweets no longer exists. They all were erased by people fleeing the nazi takeover of the platform.

The empty library continues to grow.
November 25, 2025 at 6:48 AM
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"Where are all the citations in the gender dysphoria bible?"

Travel to Berlin, visit Bebelplatz square, and look down through the window in the center.

There's your citations.
November 25, 2025 at 6:46 AM
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November 23, 2025 at 5:13 AM
This is a bold post by a man who knows full well who Alastor will be in season 3
Feel free to print this out for any disloyal little bitches you might know
November 20, 2025 at 3:06 PM
Whats the downside?
"Hundreds of New York City police officers are ready to leave the force in the wake of Zohran Mamdani’s (D.) election victory, with some openly weeping after the cop-hating socialist seized the city’s mayoralty earlier this month"

(Note: This story has 3 sources, who wouldn't go on record)
NYPD Officers Say Mamdani’s Win Will Lead to Exodus of ‘A Few Hundred’ Officers
Hundreds of New York City police officers are ready to leave the force in the wake of Zohran Mamdani’s (D.) election victory, with some openly weeping after the cop-hating socialist seized the city’s ...
freebeacon.com
November 13, 2025 at 4:23 AM
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Real Life Comic for Monday, November 3, 2025. No, seriously!
reallifecomics.com/comic-mobile...
Share and Enjoy!
November 3, 2025 at 4:01 PM
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Yeeeaaah, Guess This Won't Work. #knightsofguinevere #kog
November 4, 2025 at 2:00 PM
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When you backfill into a healer slot, but your team is too incompetent to get out of spawn, so you finally just go "Fuck it, I'll do it myself."

I got POTG for this.

#overwatch
October 29, 2025 at 3:10 AM
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October 27, 2025 at 6:23 AM
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The Not Really Ghostbusters - Celebrity Endorsement
October 28, 2025 at 3:13 AM
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"Whats your license plate?"

"Nine uhh nine oh five."

"Look, if you don't know just admit it."
October 22, 2025 at 2:36 AM
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Young man, I have literally worked on copilot.
There are basically only two positions in the debate about AI.
1. I’ve barely invested any time in learning how to use it effectively. AI sucks.
2. I’ve invested in learning how to use this tool. Holy cow, it’s transformational.

Position #1 has lower barriers to entry.
October 17, 2025 at 3:44 AM