So… is this still their year, or…?
November 23, 2025 at 10:42 PM
So… is this still their year, or…?
Well GLP-1s certainly seem to be the real deal. Curious to see how it works over the long haul.
November 23, 2025 at 6:31 PM
Well GLP-1s certainly seem to be the real deal. Curious to see how it works over the long haul.
I threw my back out mopping the floor, and I still can’t put pants on without help 4 days later.
Do you think you can jump out of a swing in mid air like when we were kids, right now at your grown age??
November 23, 2025 at 6:13 PM
I threw my back out mopping the floor, and I still can’t put pants on without help 4 days later.
The brisket made by republicans
Thanksgiving is a wonderful time to get together and spend quality time with family while eating some delicious food... well, mostly delicious, at least.
👇 Tell us in the comments your least favorite Thanksgiving dish.
👇 Tell us in the comments your least favorite Thanksgiving dish.
November 23, 2025 at 12:58 AM
The brisket made by republicans
It feels like the answer is going to be an obvious “yes” but not for the fun reasons. A full batman suit will catch the eyes, and when people look up from their phones will also see the pregnant woman.
Science will often take you to unexpected and delightful places. In this study, researchers hypothesized that riders in a crowded subway car would be more likely to offer their seat to a pregnant person if there were someone in the subway car dressed as Batman 🧪🦇
www.nature.com/articles/s44...
www.nature.com/articles/s44...
November 23, 2025 at 12:54 AM
It feels like the answer is going to be an obvious “yes” but not for the fun reasons. A full batman suit will catch the eyes, and when people look up from their phones will also see the pregnant woman.
Please tell me this is real and not a very good AI
November 22, 2025 at 8:09 PM
Please tell me this is real and not a very good AI
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CBP reportedly pulling out after a week in Charlotte.
November 20, 2025 at 4:42 PM
CBP reportedly pulling out after a week in Charlotte.
Because they want to fuck future robots.
That’s the reason.
That’s the reason.
one of the things I really do not understand is why so much of the development of robots seems to be focused on making them bipedal like humans. Why? It's an insane allocation of resources when it would be much easier to give them three or four "legs" or come up with some new system
November 20, 2025 at 1:50 PM
Because they want to fuck future robots.
That’s the reason.
That’s the reason.
Their business hour has been renamed to MS Office. Rachel Maddow’s new show is MS Word.
Y’all really went through with that name change…
BREAKING: House GOP recommends charges for Jack Smith prosecutor. @lawofruby.bsky.social has the latest
November 19, 2025 at 9:16 PM
Their business hour has been renamed to MS Office. Rachel Maddow’s new show is MS Word.
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We must imagine sisyphus happy
November 18, 2025 at 1:04 PM
We must imagine sisyphus happy
@nytpitchbot.bsky.social Today Was the Day Donald Trump Finally Became President
When asked if there was anything "incriminating" in Epstein's emails, Trump pointed a finger in a female reporter's face and snapped. 'Quiet. Quiet, Piggy.'
people.com/donald-trump...
people.com/donald-trump...
Donald Trump Snaps at Female Reporter Who Asks About Epstein Files: 'Quiet Piggy'
Donald Trump Says 'Quiet Piggy' to Female Reporter Asking About Epstein Files
people.com
November 18, 2025 at 3:15 AM
@nytpitchbot.bsky.social Today Was the Day Donald Trump Finally Became President
Instead of spending money to fix our building, our apartment managers once invested in AI to keep tenants happy. Meanwhile, we had a single working elevator for 31 floors.
November 17, 2025 at 11:27 PM
Instead of spending money to fix our building, our apartment managers once invested in AI to keep tenants happy. Meanwhile, we had a single working elevator for 31 floors.
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I was there this lady (I guess also running in this district) really thought she was doing something and everyone in the room was like “uhhhh…”
She handed Kat a bottle of Trump cologne (???) to wear in jail (?????).
She didn’t think the bit through. Mandatory improv class for all Republicans. 2/10
She handed Kat a bottle of Trump cologne (???) to wear in jail (?????).
She didn’t think the bit through. Mandatory improv class for all Republicans. 2/10
An unhinged Republican just tried to ambush me with holy water?? Bc I am “demonic” and “possessed”?????
So that video will also be on stream tonight lmao
So that video will also be on stream tonight lmao
Don’t forget:Tonight is Heater sticker night!
Donating on stream is the only way to get one so make sure to join at 7 PM CT on YouTube or Twitch! 🐈🧡
Donating on stream is the only way to get one so make sure to join at 7 PM CT on YouTube or Twitch! 🐈🧡
November 16, 2025 at 10:42 PM
I was there this lady (I guess also running in this district) really thought she was doing something and everyone in the room was like “uhhhh…”
She handed Kat a bottle of Trump cologne (???) to wear in jail (?????).
She didn’t think the bit through. Mandatory improv class for all Republicans. 2/10
She handed Kat a bottle of Trump cologne (???) to wear in jail (?????).
She didn’t think the bit through. Mandatory improv class for all Republicans. 2/10
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I think what Mr. Onion is trying to say is if you DON’T like this film, you probably DO like little kids.
A good day to let everyone know we have submitted Jeffrey Epstein: Bad Pedophile for Best Live Action Short at the Oscars.
If you know anybody in the Academy who is part of the process, it's in the portal. Get us shortlisted and nominated.
An easy way to prove you, too, are not an elite pedophile!
If you know anybody in the Academy who is part of the process, it's in the portal. Get us shortlisted and nominated.
An easy way to prove you, too, are not an elite pedophile!
The Onion Investigates: Jeffrey Epstein
YouTube video by The Onion
www.youtube.com
November 13, 2025 at 6:24 PM
I think what Mr. Onion is trying to say is if you DON’T like this film, you probably DO like little kids.
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Hey uh… what the fuck
Megyn Kelly: "I know somebody very close to this case…Jeffrey Epstein, in this person's view, was not a pedophile…He was into the barely legal type, like he liked 15 year old girls…He wasn't into like 8 year olds…There's a difference between a 15 year old and a 5 year old."
November 13, 2025 at 5:29 PM
Hey uh… what the fuck
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Reminder that Pizzagate originated from 4chan getting a hold of the John Podesta emails and believing that he and people he corresponded with were using code THAT 4CHAN USERS THEMSELVES HAD CREATED TO DISCUSS THEIR OWN CSAM CONSUMPTION.
Pizzagate: If you replace the word “hot dog” with “little boy” and “pizza party” with “child sex orgy,” you will see the lengths these elites go to cover up their crimes.
Real elite emails: Send me nude pictures of those 8th graders we abused last weekend post-haste! I am the Ambassador to Turkey.
Real elite emails: Send me nude pictures of those 8th graders we abused last weekend post-haste! I am the Ambassador to Turkey.
November 13, 2025 at 12:25 AM
Reminder that Pizzagate originated from 4chan getting a hold of the John Podesta emails and believing that he and people he corresponded with were using code THAT 4CHAN USERS THEMSELVES HAD CREATED TO DISCUSS THEIR OWN CSAM CONSUMPTION.
That just means overpriced “tapas” where everything is served in odd numbers so it’s impossible to share evenly.
And probably tableside guac.
And probably tableside guac.
I don't mean to be bah-humbug, but if a place is referred to as an "upscale concept," I'm gonna go ahead and opt out of the group outing.
November 12, 2025 at 3:48 AM
That just means overpriced “tapas” where everything is served in odd numbers so it’s impossible to share evenly.
And probably tableside guac.
And probably tableside guac.
In other words, Wednesday
big story tomorrow if your interests lie in immigration policy, domestic intelligence gathering, or blatant government malfeasance. stay tuned.
November 12, 2025 at 12:44 AM
In other words, Wednesday
Glenn Gulutzan has learned his lesson.
— By Susan Collins
— By Susan Collins
November 12, 2025 at 12:39 AM
Glenn Gulutzan has learned his lesson.
— By Susan Collins
— By Susan Collins
Almost as if hiring Gulutzan was a huge freaking downgrade and actively made the team worse.
The Stars 5v5 offence has not quite adjusted to their new coach yet.
November 12, 2025 at 12:38 AM
Almost as if hiring Gulutzan was a huge freaking downgrade and actively made the team worse.
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Trying to get ahead of that Joyce Carol Oates dunk
Pope Leo has shared his four favorite movies of all time, as the Vatican prepares to host dozens of actors and directors in a “World of Cinema” gathering on Saturday at his official residence. See which films made the pope's list. nyti.ms/4p3exK9
Pope Leo Shares His Favorite Movies Ahead of Vatican Event
The list leans heavily on uplifting classics.
nyti.ms
November 11, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Trying to get ahead of that Joyce Carol Oates dunk
Oh my god please tell me he’s not thinking of 39 1/2 year depreciation on real estate buildings.
Ingraham: Is a 50 year mortgage really a good idea?
Trump: It’s not even a big deal. You go from 40 years to 50
Ingraham: 30
Trump: It’s not even a big deal. You go from 40 years to 50
Ingraham: 30
November 11, 2025 at 10:07 PM
Oh my god please tell me he’s not thinking of 39 1/2 year depreciation on real estate buildings.
Allowing the homeless to live in your swamp is woke libtard brainwashing
Actually, I take it back. Shrek would 100% be considered woke indoctrination if released today.
November 11, 2025 at 6:25 PM
Allowing the homeless to live in your swamp is woke libtard brainwashing
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happy circulatory system day to all who celebrate
November 10, 2023 at 6:24 PM
happy circulatory system day to all who celebrate