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He/him. Protect trans kids!
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I made a joke in my main Discord server about DOOM E1M1 being in a major key and @abigbagofkeys.sickonedude.com actually made it. Jesus fucking Christ listen to this hahahaha
November 14, 2025 at 1:47 PM
Look who waddled into this coffee shop
November 2, 2025 at 7:58 PM
@brooklynmarie.bsky.social I believe we once talked about Gogol Bordello on here. While waiting for the last episode of Peacemaker the other week, I watched all of Creature Commandos which I enjoyed a lot, and you might be interested to know Gogol Bordello appears and performs in animated form!
October 30, 2025 at 5:33 PM
Took 130 hours, but I finally beat Silksong and got 100% completion. It’s an all timer for sure. Now to replay Hollow Knight and finally beat the Radiance.
October 29, 2025 at 4:12 PM
@libbycwatson.com what’s all this then just got mentioned on the $8 tier episode of podcast the ride. Now what percentage of them aren’t already Doughboys listeners who could say, but it was cool!
October 29, 2025 at 3:40 PM
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Heartened by the return of one of the classic Trump bits, which is when he sways faintly and says "I'd like to see low IQ [person of color he saw on TV] try to pass the test that's regularly administered to me by medical professionals, the famous unbeatable Test To Determine Extent Of Brain Trauma,"
October 27, 2025 at 4:58 PM
My 4 year old is a total NPC, in that he’s constantly setting up shops in a large cardboard box in the living room
October 20, 2025 at 12:44 AM
Abraham Van Hellmann’s Garlic Aioli Water
no no the publishing industry is doing fine, why do you ask
October 2, 2025 at 4:12 PM
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Twin Peaks: Hawk, Truman and Cooper.
September 28, 2025 at 7:30 PM
89 day fiancé
A Wisconsin man who faked his death and fled overseas to be with a woman he met online, leaving his wife and children behind, was convicted of obstructing an officer and sentenced to 89 days in jail.
Man gets 89 days in prison, for every day he faked death to leave his wife
Wisconsin man Ryan Borgwardt faked his drowning with an overturned kayak to establish a new life in Eastern Europe with a woman he met online, prosecutors said.
www.washingtonpost.com
August 27, 2025 at 5:02 PM
When you accidentally invent Steve Carell
August 4, 2025 at 11:05 PM
You might not like it, but this is what peak new wave looks like.
July 12, 2025 at 4:00 AM
Wow just got a Trump campaign email from the fucking Social Security Administration
July 3, 2025 at 11:11 PM
July 1, 2025 at 5:23 PM
Caturday Bloody Caturday
I gotta say that I appreciate no matter what is happening in the world people are still gonna post their cats.
June 14, 2025 at 4:43 PM
@libbycwatson.com so far I’ve just got “and if I only could, chase a wheel on sod, hoping we score top places, running down that hill.” It’s [email protected]?
June 9, 2025 at 5:02 PM
The New York Times is the only topic the New York Times won’t both-sides.
It’s fucking lame that you’re only allowed to defend your employer so whenever they do something obviously terrible you’re just a quiet little mouse, but you’ll jump in like this if you don’t think it’s that bad. Why should your opinion about them ever be taken seriously?
June 8, 2025 at 3:56 PM
@scottaukerman.bsky.social does he ever drop the act?
The Jets hired Sean Clement into a director-level analytics role, per sources.

Clement comes to the Jets from SumerSports and previously consulted for other NFL teams.
June 2, 2025 at 10:00 PM
You shall not piss!
May 27, 2025 at 1:37 PM
@murderxbryan.bsky.social I think I get what the commenter was saying about Big Boi and Kate Bush. He fucking loves her. Also has supposedly done a song with her but this was at the worst possible time and it’s tied up to nfts possibly? youtu.be/oSdHgq3oBD8?...
Big Boi’s Favorite Verse: Kate Bush’s “Running Up That Hill” | VERSES
YouTube video by Pitchfork
youtu.be
May 14, 2025 at 1:34 AM
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**** Judge Sessions GRANTS BAIL/RELEASE to Rümeysa Öztürk: "The court finds that [Rümeysa Öztürk's] continued detention cannot stand."
May 9, 2025 at 5:14 PM
Why did they call it the “recontextualization of historical monomaniacal hobbyists” and not “death of the autist”?
April 29, 2025 at 4:11 PM
Share with a bad guy from the 80s!
April 28, 2025 at 2:25 AM
April 25, 2025 at 2:38 AM
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This would go some way to explaining the $3,600 a month on candles
odd that dril hasn't posted since the pope died
April 21, 2025 at 8:48 PM