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Stan account for the scene in Tommy Boy (1995) where a crash test machine destroys Rob Lowe’s balls. he/him. 📷: @inklincustoms.bsky.social. 🔞: @altymcpornalt.bsky.social. 🔗🌴: https://linktr.ee/Triske

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Kaburi, Exuberant Explorer @kaburi.bsky.social · 47m

...we can calculate when even less culturally relevant SL sets will drop.

For example, Seinfeld ended in May 1998, so we can expect SL X Seinfeld: A Set About Nothing to drop August 2033.

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Triske 🔜 CubeCon @triske.bsky.social · 1h

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Triske 🔜 CubeCon @triske.bsky.social · 4h

??? Next time we share tea we need to share tea

Triske 🔜 CubeCon @triske.bsky.social · 5h

You’re lucky the new Noise Marines are so bland or I would jump ship in an instant

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Triske 🔜 CubeCon @triske.bsky.social · 6h

Any time 🩷 (except not really, because you live on Bullshit Hours Land Island)

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The Hermit Druid. @thehermitdruid.bsky.social · 7h

*clears throat* WOW I WISH MY DISGRUNTLED MAGIC FRIENDS KNEW ABOUT HOW GREAT THE WARHAMMER COMPETITIVE SCENE IS AND HOW RICH THE LORE AND BOOKS ARE AS WELL AS HOW BUILDING AND PAINTING YOUR OWN ARMY IS FANTASTIC FOR ARTISTIC EXPRESSIONS

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Triske 🔜 CubeCon @triske.bsky.social · 13h

THAT’S OUT?

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Triske 🔜 CubeCon @triske.bsky.social · 14h

Sheltered by Goats :)

Triske 🔜 CubeCon @triske.bsky.social · 15h

The obvious monkey paw consequence of Spider-Man or a similar release flopping is that pick-two sets meet a quiet 2027 Q1 crib death and the Dwight-style Secret Lairs rush in five-fold to fill the vacuum.

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dusty cupboards @dustycupboards.bsky.social · 23h

i don't feel like magic set surveys usually have this question and i don't appreciate the implication that content creators, who do so so much for the game, are possibly to blame for a bad set's poor performance. 👎

"to what degree did negative influence commentary impact your perceptions of the spiderman set"

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David Cooper @davidbcooper.bsky.social · 1d

Bob-Omb Battlefield

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Triske 🔜 CubeCon @triske.bsky.social · 1d

Getting P1P2'd by me, apparently. Hey, can we make this a money draft? No reason.

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CubeCon @cubecon.org · 1d

This year, CubeCon is raising money for the American Foundation for Suicide Prevention in honor of our dear friend Jonathan Brostoff, who we tragically lost 1 year ago. Please consider tuning in and donating to this important cause.

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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 1d

A woman says "hi, I'm here for the Magic: The Gathering tournament." A man at the registration booth says "of course. and ma'am I hope it's not too presumptious of me to say that your transition is going incredible." The woman says 'uh... I'm cis actually." Another man comes up and says "hi... wow ma'am your transition..." The first man interrupts him shouting "Tony! No!"

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Triske 🔜 CubeCon @triske.bsky.social · 1d

Friends again

Triske 🔜 CubeCon @triske.bsky.social · 1d

You have been assigned Correct But Boring Bitch. For your crimes you will be put in the interstellar torture chamber that makes every minute feel like seven years (cawblade mirror)

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Triske 🔜 CubeCon @triske.bsky.social · 1d

Once is an event, twice is a tradition. For CubeCon Eve, I’ve hand selected 15 of the most powerful cards from El Classico, which YOU can play in this year’s @cubecon.org main stage event. What’s your #P1P1 from the all-timers of the all-timers?

Worldsoul’s Rage
Lava Dart
Stella Lee, Wild Card
Decree of Justice
Torrential Gearhulk
Ribbons of Night
Lorien Revealed
Duress
Nevinyrral’s Disk
Heartfire Hero
Warden of the Inner Sky
Kodama of the West Tree
Figure of Destiny
Zealous Persecution
Thelonite Hermit

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Triske 🔜 CubeCon @triske.bsky.social · 1d

They should invent a battle that isn’t uphill

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vampM1-R @hovermyr.bsky.social · 1d

"Meet the Pyro" is mechsploitation

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Triske 🔜 CubeCon @triske.bsky.social · 1d

You win an internet, good she/they

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Triske 🔜 CubeCon @triske.bsky.social · 1d

Corralling four lesbians into a group chat to figure out if these are terf bangs or bangs that support human rights

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Themperor Kennedy🐸🏳️‍🌈 @kennedytcooper.bsky.social · 1d

If you love a piano, let it go.

If it comes back to you, that's a haunted piano.

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Triske 🔜 CubeCon @triske.bsky.social · 1d

If there’s a Command Mine in there, don’t be a stranger.

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Triske 🔜 CubeCon @triske.bsky.social · 1d

Not me, until I have at least one shot of vodka in me.

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Sam @rhysticstudies.bsky.social · 1d

i also love how many people hate this format. we need more incongruent jagged shit that irritates. wool sweaters and bitter beer. a boot that blisters. writing in red ink.

Cal @caljones.com · 1d

i think the most important impact DanDan will have in the long term is bringing a format to the cultural limelight that is just a bit *weird* and showing people that they can do weird stuff with Magic cards that isn't making a new Commander-like.

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