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Kaburi, Exuberant Explorer
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Just a little guy trying to live to see them die.
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My current life philosophy, whenever I do something that's even the slightest bit unorthodox:
There's no rule that says a dog can't play basketball. 🙎
Baking cookies with my sister and her new puppy, Wednesday, won't stop eating the tabs on my shoes
December 22, 2025 at 6:26 PM
One of the best parts of going home for Christmas is that the forecast high temperature Christmas Day is 72 F.
December 22, 2025 at 1:56 AM
I am begging you, for the love of God, spend five seconds on the internet before hitting "send".
December 21, 2025 at 6:40 PM
Few things are quite as entertaining to me as small town church drama.
December 21, 2025 at 6:03 PM
I need LinkedIn to understand that I have zero desire to take a Director position anywhere and to stop trying to recommend those listings.
December 21, 2025 at 12:22 AM
My sister brought her tiny baby pug Wednesday (who is 6 pounds of pure uncut sass) to visit today and that sweet little potato dog scratched my lip so deep it's still bleeding two hours later.

Zelda couldn't figure out that Wednesday was a dog and was therefore having exactly none of this shit.
December 20, 2025 at 4:34 PM
Dog woke up at 6:30 AM.

She's lucky she's cute.
December 20, 2025 at 12:55 PM
Y'all I am so tired
December 20, 2025 at 12:24 AM
Well those were certainly some vivid dreams.
December 19, 2025 at 12:15 PM
I spend 11 hours driving today.

My brain hurts.
December 19, 2025 at 2:25 AM
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You know how some words or numbers just feel "correct"? I've come to adore two thousand, five hundred and forty seven.

Yep. 2,547. Something about it feels good. Feels right. Almost like 42. Yeah. 2,547. Good stuff. It's just a hunch, but trust me. I have a Masters in Data Analytics.

#number2547
December 18, 2025 at 4:28 AM
I tried cutting off caffeine after noon yesterday to see if that would improve my insomnia, and it was even worse last night.

So fuck it, I'm having my 3 PM coffee again today.
December 17, 2025 at 5:54 PM
Going over the commander jumpstart packets to make sure there's enough synergy between packs and... I might have gone full conspiracy board.

Look, I have a 65" touchscreen and Excel lets you scribble notes over spreadsheets. This was inevitable.
December 17, 2025 at 2:56 AM
20, and in addition I used at least 4 of these *this week*.
Show your age

17 (have never used a fax machine, a record player, or a phone booth)
December 17, 2025 at 1:01 AM
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And to add insult to injury, they’ve all refused to learn the lessons of the LAST SEVERAL ROUNDS OF STUPID TRENDS.

Had a lotta success pivoting to video? Did the blockchain fix all your problems? Getting a lot of use out of your metaverse?

How those NFTs treating ya, lately?
December 16, 2025 at 9:38 PM
We got there! First drafts of all 45 commander jumpstart packets are done! Now I can clean up all the boxes of cards.

Later.
December 16, 2025 at 6:20 PM
This is what the dog is up to while I'm taking pictures of the Christmas tree.
December 16, 2025 at 3:42 PM
My main Christmas Tree is beachy/coastal, which means I have some unusual ornaments.
December 16, 2025 at 3:32 PM
Tomorrow marks two months of FunEmployment and in full transparency I am not okay. Mentally, physically, or financially.

(I'm very lucky to have been able to rely on my parents to loan me money to cover the gaps until my severance check finally came. Thank God for generational wealth.)
December 16, 2025 at 3:03 PM
I'm almost done with the first draft of the Commander Jumpstart Cube. You can definitely tell this is a Kaburi project because there are way too many cute but inefficient interactions. My favorite is in the BUG packet: Nightveil Spectre and Vizier of the Menagerie.
December 16, 2025 at 5:56 AM
No you frothed milk and made espresso at 4:30 PM just to feel something.
December 15, 2025 at 9:41 PM
This is a hate crime.
December 15, 2025 at 2:46 PM
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Tell me I'm wrong, but the Post Office isn't supposed to turn a profit.
Firefighters and Police aren't meant to generate revenue. Not everything in society needs to be about making money.

Stop the #Privatization of America!
December 14, 2025 at 3:57 PM
The chili got much hotter after a night in the fridge.

This is not a complaint.
December 14, 2025 at 7:55 PM
Down in the basement working on commander jumpstart cube packets and watching The Year Without A Santa Claus, and also watching the continued snowfall.
December 14, 2025 at 6:22 PM