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Porque o esqueleto atravessou a rua?
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Porque o esqueleto atravessou a rua? @trexdemonoculo.bsky.social · Oct 23
A Calvin and Hobbes strip where Calvin’s dad is going to read him a bedtime story. First panel: Calvin’s dad, scanning a bookshelf: “What story would you like tonight? We can read anything except—“ Calvin, from bed, excited: “The Voynich Manuscript!” Second panel: Calvin’s dad, deeply exasperated: “NO! No Voynich Manuscript tonight! We’ve tried to decipher that book a million times!” Calvin, yelling: “I want the Voynich Manuscript!” Third panel: Calvin’s dad, trying to reason with him: “Look, you *know* how the story goes! You’ve memorized the whole thing! It’s completely unreadable!” Calvin: “I want mysterious glyphs and sigils!” Fourth panel: Calvin, in bed and staring wide-eyed into the dark: “Wow, the story was different *that* time!” Hobbes, also in bed and staring: (a long string of incomprehensible characters).
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jotacorreria.bsky.social
Granizo destruindo pomares em SC, criação de animais e milho no RS, soja em goiás
E seca matando peixes no Maranhão.
E o congresso, muito atento a essa emergência, destruindo o pouco de legislação ambiental que resta.

O colapso climático já aconteceu, e o parlamento atua pra acelerar seus efeitos.
November 30, 2025 at 11:40 AM
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davis.social
Digital painting of a woman devil with curved horns on her head in a frayed black dress. She is standing with her side to the viewer and her head turned downward and slightly toward the viewer. The colors are earthy and limited.
November 29, 2025 at 11:41 PM
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screenmedia.bsky.social
Diane Ladd photographed with Nicolas Cage, David Lynch, Isabella Rossellini, Laura Dern and Willem Dafoe in a publicity still for the 🇺🇸American neo-noir black comedy crime film “WILD AT HEART” (1990) dir. David Lynch

🎬 PolyGram
🎥 Propaganda Films
🎞 #Noirvember
November 29, 2025 at 11:39 AM
trexdemonoculo.bsky.social
Cada um dos candidatos da direita no Brasil.

"IT WILL BRING JOBS!"
freezer.bsky.social Freezer @freezer.bsky.social · 18h
Watching some Captain Planet and this show is still perfect
November 30, 2025 at 2:35 PM
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ladyd3athh.bsky.social
😇 I swear.
November 30, 2025 at 4:10 AM
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randommetalgear.bsky.social
A screenshot from Metal Gear Solid 3
November 30, 2025 at 2:15 PM
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dieworkwear.bsky.social
Imagine posing for a photographer friend who sells your image to iStock and a year later, you see this is what The Washington Post has done with the image of you walking on a beautiful fall day
The Washington Post headline reads: "Try a ‘fart walk’ to ease the pressure after that big Thanksgiving meal Whatever you do, resist the urge to lie down. November 24, 2025" Accompanying the article if a black ad white photo of someone walking on what appears to be a cold fall day. The camera is capturing their back as they're walking in a park with leaves on the ground. They are wearing a black coat and black leggings. The Washington Post has added radiating yellow lines from their butt to suggest they're farting. The photo credit says the image is from iStock.
November 29, 2025 at 6:02 AM
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paoladcs.bsky.social
ALTO PADRÃO DE LISURA kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk
NOTA O compliance do Movimento Brasil Livre tomou ciência, na tarde desta quinta-feira (27), da inclusão do nosso amigo e colaborador Cristiano Beraldo, que também é apresentador de TV na Jovem Pan, em investigação concernente a empresa em que ele presta serviços nos Estados Unidos. Beraldo se comprometeu prontamente a atender os desígnios da Justiça e a colaborar com a investigação, visando esclarecer todos os fatos. Ato contínuo, pediu desligamento do Movimento para que possa se dedicar integralmente ao assunto. Aceitamos a decisão de Beraldo de se desligar do Movimento e mantemos assim o mais alto padrão de lisura da política brasileira, como visto em toda a história do MBL. MBL
November 28, 2025 at 8:50 PM
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intercept.com.br
Essa semana, gostosa demais! 🧶
November 28, 2025 at 4:23 PM
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thelastfabeo.bsky.social
O GERENTE TEVE BURNOUT! TODOS OS PREÇOS SUBIRAM! PAGUE MAIS CARO POR PRODUTOS PIORES! NÃO FIQUE DE FORA DA WHITE FRIDA-
November 28, 2025 at 3:40 PM
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November 27, 2025 at 5:39 PM
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From Walt Disney's Mickey Mouse Vol. 3: The Bat Bandit of Inferno Gulch Horace talking to Mickey as the mouse gathers some rope. Horace: What's the idea of the rope? Mickey: After I knock him out, I'll need something to tie him up with!
November 28, 2025 at 1:49 PM
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laertecoutinho.bsky.social
saiu na Folha @folha.com
Tira de Laerte, em 4 quadrinhos. 1) Uma sequência de pessoas em trajes de banho espichadas na areia, de barriga pra cima, tomando sol. Uma mulher, de biquini e chapéu de sol, tem um pequeno balão de pensamento saindo de si. 2) O balão de pensamento da mulher cresce, embora nele não apareça nada. Um apito se faz ouvir fora de cena. 3) Um homem, de boné, bermuda e com um apito ao pescoço, aparece em cena apontando para a mulher e grita: “Pare de pensar em trabalho!” - a mulher diz: “Desculpe.” 4) O homem se afasta, as pessoas continuam como estavam. A mulher não emite mais balão de pensamento.
November 28, 2025 at 10:01 AM
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xelahart.bsky.social
November 28, 2025 at 6:21 PM
trexdemonoculo.bsky.social
E assim a elite continua a ter uma massa de manobra idiota "antenada" nas "novas tecnologias".
wendelbarbosa.bsky.social Wendel Barbosa @wendelbarbosa.bsky.social · 20d
Pedi para os alunos dissertarem sobre a importância da Filosofia. Esse foi um dos trabalhos que recebi...
November 28, 2025 at 8:43 PM
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Masako Izumi (和泉雅子) and Meiko Kaji (梶芽衣子) in I’ll Never Cry (私は泣かない), 1966, directed by Kenji Yoshida (吉田憲二). 📽️ #filmsky 🎥 #japanesefilm
Meiko with her elbow up on something looking pissed and Masaomi behind her trying to console her
November 28, 2025 at 8:33 PM
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@deadder.bsky.social
😔😔😔
November 28, 2025 at 8:20 PM
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wolfhour.bsky.social
"I had always hoped that this land might become a safe and agreeable asylum to the virtuous and persecuted part of mankind, to whatever nation they might belong." .. (George Washington).. (Cartoon Dave Granlund).. #trump #maga #immigration
November 27, 2025 at 3:06 PM
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glaubermacario.bsky.social
Planejando golpe / Na audiência de custódia
November 28, 2025 at 5:52 PM
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openculture.bsky.social
A Complete Digitization of Leonardo Da Vinci’s Codex Atlanticus, the Largest Collection of His Drawings & Writings
A Complete Digitization of Leonardo Da Vinci’s Codex Atlanticus, the Largest Collection of His Drawings & Writings
No historical figure better fits the definition of “Renaissance man” than Leonardo da Vinci, but that term has become so overused as to become misleading. We use it to express mild surprise that one p...
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November 28, 2025 at 8:35 PM
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artevillar.bsky.social
Partido da Papuda Lotada ✍️
Print da gravação da Câmara dos deputados. Na imagem há a Erika Hilton falando. Na legenda abaixo está escrito "deputada Erika Hilton (PSOL-SP) chama PL de "partido da papula lotada" em discurso na câmara dos deputados nesta quarta-feira (26)
November 28, 2025 at 7:40 PM
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dresdencodak.com
I like that Metroid Dread embraces the fact that Samus is hot, specifically because she's a giant woman in a suit of armor who will step on you.
a video game character in a red and white suit is holding a gun
ALT: a video game character in a red and white suit is holding a gun
media.tenor.com
November 28, 2025 at 4:45 AM
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emilylorange.bsky.social
a meme showing two men, one (RGB) in vibrant blue, magenta and yellow about to be stabbed, and the other (CYMK) in the same colors desaturated, about to stab him
November 28, 2025 at 6:39 PM
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noonechomsky.bsky.social
Eu sou a favor do debate paulo kogos vs dionara. Não precisa filmar, só aluga um desses estúdios de filmar podcast, arma tudo como se fosse um podcast de verdade, deixa eles fechados na sala acolchoada discutindo.
November 28, 2025 at 7:47 PM
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pleasebegneiss.bsky.social
in the emergency room for a snake bite and they rush in a camel to watch The Notebook
engineering facts post captioned “one drop of camel tears contains potent antibodies strong enough to neutralize venom from 26 deadly snakes, a breakthrough discovery in anti-venom science” source is questionable, no link to study is provided
November 28, 2025 at 4:45 PM