father john mistico
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a sociopathic dorito; a cool ranch lunatic // terminal case of orioles magic // 🏳️🌈 // other socials/OF ➡️ linktr.ee/gettheselinks
just started veep season 3 and literally shouted kathy najimy's name when she showed up for the first time
December 14, 2025 at 5:42 AM
just started veep season 3 and literally shouted kathy najimy's name when she showed up for the first time
i am 100% on board for this. maybe i should go back and play control again 🤭
Control Resonant - Announcement Trailer | PS5 Games
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December 13, 2025 at 9:34 PM
i am 100% on board for this. maybe i should go back and play control again 🤭
so what if it’s my favorite film?
so what if it’s literally the tenth time i’ve seen it in theaters?
it’s the movies!
so what if it’s literally the tenth time i’ve seen it in theaters?
it’s the movies!
December 11, 2025 at 3:39 PM
so what if it’s my favorite film?
so what if it’s literally the tenth time i’ve seen it in theaters?
it’s the movies!
so what if it’s literally the tenth time i’ve seen it in theaters?
it’s the movies!
as a default pessimistic o's fan, i fully expect him to kill it in 2026 then absolutely fall off for the four years after that
and they're probably trading coby mayo at this point, but maybe it'll be for some good young pitching?
ahhh so much is happening
and they're probably trading coby mayo at this point, but maybe it'll be for some good young pitching?
ahhh so much is happening
December 10, 2025 at 6:07 PM
as a default pessimistic o's fan, i fully expect him to kill it in 2026 then absolutely fall off for the four years after that
and they're probably trading coby mayo at this point, but maybe it'll be for some good young pitching?
ahhh so much is happening
and they're probably trading coby mayo at this point, but maybe it'll be for some good young pitching?
ahhh so much is happening
same
December 6, 2025 at 8:03 PM
same
convinced a cute dude to come to my trivia night and then we made out in the parking lot after *as god intended*
December 2, 2025 at 2:57 AM
convinced a cute dude to come to my trivia night and then we made out in the parking lot after *as god intended*
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what I want for Christmas: 85" TV
what I'm going to get:
what I'm going to get:
November 30, 2025 at 12:47 AM
what I want for Christmas: 85" TV
what I'm going to get:
what I'm going to get:
me from roughly mid-november to mid-march every year
November 29, 2025 at 2:11 PM
me from roughly mid-november to mid-march every year
my 1001 album project selection yesterday was MGMT's debut (oracular spectacular), the person behind the list not realizing i made that album my entire personality during a summer as a camp counselor
but that reminds me MGMT's best song isn't even on that album, it's this 12-minute absolute epic:
but that reminds me MGMT's best song isn't even on that album, it's this 12-minute absolute epic:
Siberian Breaks
YouTube video by MGMT - Topic
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November 29, 2025 at 1:37 PM
my 1001 album project selection yesterday was MGMT's debut (oracular spectacular), the person behind the list not realizing i made that album my entire personality during a summer as a camp counselor
but that reminds me MGMT's best song isn't even on that album, it's this 12-minute absolute epic:
but that reminds me MGMT's best song isn't even on that album, it's this 12-minute absolute epic:
this for lunch and a nap would (will) heal me
leftover baked mac and cheese, you will always be famous
November 28, 2025 at 5:45 PM
this for lunch and a nap would (will) heal me
leftover baked mac and cheese, you will always be famous
November 27, 2025 at 11:09 PM
leftover baked mac and cheese, you will always be famous
maybe! i just need to be cuddled by a big spoon 🤷🏻♂️
November 18, 2025 at 9:38 PM
maybe! i just need to be cuddled by a big spoon 🤷🏻♂️
had a dream that I was engaged and then I lost my engagement ring, so that’s a fun phase my brain is going through
November 16, 2025 at 3:43 PM
had a dream that I was engaged and then I lost my engagement ring, so that’s a fun phase my brain is going through
your friendly neighborhood trivia dude 🫡
November 13, 2025 at 10:22 PM
your friendly neighborhood trivia dude 🫡
the world is falling apart but hey, my 1001 albums project has given me a talking heads album two of the last three days so i've got that going for me, which is nice
(how i had never listened to 'remain in light' before the other day is honestly wild; easily one of my favorite albums at this point)
(how i had never listened to 'remain in light' before the other day is honestly wild; easily one of my favorite albums at this point)
November 10, 2025 at 11:54 AM
the world is falling apart but hey, my 1001 albums project has given me a talking heads album two of the last three days so i've got that going for me, which is nice
(how i had never listened to 'remain in light' before the other day is honestly wild; easily one of my favorite albums at this point)
(how i had never listened to 'remain in light' before the other day is honestly wild; easily one of my favorite albums at this point)
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I am delighted to inform you all that theres a horny emojipasta about The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald
November 10, 2025 at 9:08 AM
I am delighted to inform you all that theres a horny emojipasta about The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald
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“0% woke shit”
a black man with a physical disability leads an environmental terrorist cell trying to save the planet from mega-billionaires and you play as a cross dressing twink femdomed by two different women ending and the final boss against the gayest angel of all time
a black man with a physical disability leads an environmental terrorist cell trying to save the planet from mega-billionaires and you play as a cross dressing twink femdomed by two different women ending and the final boss against the gayest angel of all time
November 7, 2025 at 7:59 PM
“0% woke shit”
a black man with a physical disability leads an environmental terrorist cell trying to save the planet from mega-billionaires and you play as a cross dressing twink femdomed by two different women ending and the final boss against the gayest angel of all time
a black man with a physical disability leads an environmental terrorist cell trying to save the planet from mega-billionaires and you play as a cross dressing twink femdomed by two different women ending and the final boss against the gayest angel of all time
wait i lied, this is about six months before that
i had just moved to boston, i was completely out of my element, and things were about to get fuckin weird for a while (derogatory but also complimentary?)
i had just moved to boston, i was completely out of my element, and things were about to get fuckin weird for a while (derogatory but also complimentary?)
November 8, 2025 at 6:50 PM
wait i lied, this is about six months before that
i had just moved to boston, i was completely out of my element, and things were about to get fuckin weird for a while (derogatory but also complimentary?)
i had just moved to boston, i was completely out of my element, and things were about to get fuckin weird for a while (derogatory but also complimentary?)
the oldest selfie on my phone was taken on a blackberry, in a time when i couldn't even grow chest hair, so.
November 8, 2025 at 6:17 PM
the oldest selfie on my phone was taken on a blackberry, in a time when i couldn't even grow chest hair, so.
just popping in to say y'all are looking fuckin *cute* today, 10/10, no notes, keep up the good work
November 7, 2025 at 6:19 PM
just popping in to say y'all are looking fuckin *cute* today, 10/10, no notes, keep up the good work
van jones is garbage lmao
November 5, 2025 at 4:49 AM
van jones is garbage lmao
man he's gonna bait trump into a verbal slur or die trying, huh
November 5, 2025 at 4:39 AM
man he's gonna bait trump into a verbal slur or die trying, huh
"i'm a native new yorker"
but are you wendy williams as lips???? i think not
but are you wendy williams as lips???? i think not
November 5, 2025 at 4:19 AM
"i'm a native new yorker"
but are you wendy williams as lips???? i think not
but are you wendy williams as lips???? i think not
"fearful of him being mayor of new york city" shut the fuck UPPPPPPPPPP
November 5, 2025 at 4:15 AM
"fearful of him being mayor of new york city" shut the fuck UPPPPPPPPPP
decided to indulge in halloween festivities (really just because there was a chili cookoff happening as well), so i went as your favorite kansan english football manager
October 26, 2025 at 3:34 PM
decided to indulge in halloween festivities (really just because there was a chili cookoff happening as well), so i went as your favorite kansan english football manager