father john mistico
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a sociopathic dorito; a cool ranch lunatic // terminal case of orioles magic // 🏳️🌈 // other socials/OF ➡️ linktr.ee/gettheselinks
it’s been a good year ngl 🙂
December 16, 2025 at 6:10 PM
it’s been a good year ngl 🙂
so what if it’s my favorite film?
so what if it’s literally the tenth time i’ve seen it in theaters?
it’s the movies!
so what if it’s literally the tenth time i’ve seen it in theaters?
it’s the movies!
December 11, 2025 at 3:39 PM
so what if it’s my favorite film?
so what if it’s literally the tenth time i’ve seen it in theaters?
it’s the movies!
so what if it’s literally the tenth time i’ve seen it in theaters?
it’s the movies!
maybe! i just need to be cuddled by a big spoon 🤷🏻♂️
November 18, 2025 at 9:38 PM
maybe! i just need to be cuddled by a big spoon 🤷🏻♂️
your friendly neighborhood trivia dude 🫡
November 13, 2025 at 10:22 PM
your friendly neighborhood trivia dude 🫡
wait i lied, this is about six months before that
i had just moved to boston, i was completely out of my element, and things were about to get fuckin weird for a while (derogatory but also complimentary?)
i had just moved to boston, i was completely out of my element, and things were about to get fuckin weird for a while (derogatory but also complimentary?)
November 8, 2025 at 6:50 PM
wait i lied, this is about six months before that
i had just moved to boston, i was completely out of my element, and things were about to get fuckin weird for a while (derogatory but also complimentary?)
i had just moved to boston, i was completely out of my element, and things were about to get fuckin weird for a while (derogatory but also complimentary?)
decided to indulge in halloween festivities (really just because there was a chili cookoff happening as well), so i went as your favorite kansan english football manager
October 26, 2025 at 3:34 PM
decided to indulge in halloween festivities (really just because there was a chili cookoff happening as well), so i went as your favorite kansan english football manager
fun fact: butt dimples are technically called the dimples of venus
September 24, 2025 at 3:15 PM
fun fact: butt dimples are technically called the dimples of venus
toni storm doing her best suzie toot cosplay last night? even though she lost the world title, we still support her!
September 21, 2025 at 3:30 PM
toni storm doing her best suzie toot cosplay last night? even though she lost the world title, we still support her!
this 1001 albums project is... turning me into a morning person? getting my next album as i'm setting up for work/workouts/what have you is like a lil christmas morning each day
anyway getting coltrane on a monday morning makes things a lot easier
anyway getting coltrane on a monday morning makes things a lot easier
September 15, 2025 at 12:17 PM
this 1001 albums project is... turning me into a morning person? getting my next album as i'm setting up for work/workouts/what have you is like a lil christmas morning each day
anyway getting coltrane on a monday morning makes things a lot easier
anyway getting coltrane on a monday morning makes things a lot easier
wonder showzen 😤
September 13, 2025 at 1:45 PM
wonder showzen 😤
in a rare twist, maybe i kinda want someone to lay on my chest this time around while we watch mystery science theater 3000 🙂
September 9, 2025 at 1:29 PM
in a rare twist, maybe i kinda want someone to lay on my chest this time around while we watch mystery science theater 3000 🙂
i got a haircut (while also experimenting with leaving a little more on the top because why not, right?)
September 8, 2025 at 8:49 PM
i got a haircut (while also experimenting with leaving a little more on the top because why not, right?)
i need to actually stay in for a weekend because returning sickness is not it
August 17, 2025 at 9:48 PM
i need to actually stay in for a weekend because returning sickness is not it
my “i’m going to an 80s party and have no idea how to dress” turned into becoming temu magnum PI
(i spent most of the party playing with the host’s cats)
(i spent most of the party playing with the host’s cats)
August 17, 2025 at 2:07 PM
my “i’m going to an 80s party and have no idea how to dress” turned into becoming temu magnum PI
(i spent most of the party playing with the host’s cats)
(i spent most of the party playing with the host’s cats)
it’s a video games and baseball kinda weekend, constructed to, y’know, not let the existential dread completely set in or anything
so, to the void:
so, to the void:
August 9, 2025 at 6:01 PM
it’s a video games and baseball kinda weekend, constructed to, y’know, not let the existential dread completely set in or anything
so, to the void:
so, to the void:
another trivia player drew me 🥺
August 7, 2025 at 12:26 AM
another trivia player drew me 🥺
yeah this is probably about right
August 4, 2025 at 4:16 PM
yeah this is probably about right
already salivating thinking about the leftover fried rice i’m gonna have for lunch
July 28, 2025 at 2:21 PM
already salivating thinking about the leftover fried rice i’m gonna have for lunch
pardon me while i start swinging
July 28, 2025 at 1:27 PM
pardon me while i start swinging
why are they threatening me!!!
July 28, 2025 at 1:46 AM
why are they threatening me!!!
i finally got around to seeing this and i’m really glad i did. pamela anderson was incredible and whew, the score was brilliant
July 25, 2025 at 1:09 PM
i finally got around to seeing this and i’m really glad i did. pamela anderson was incredible and whew, the score was brilliant