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Bee Lena Stewart 🐧✡️♿️🏳️‍🌈🫘

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Creole, gun-owning, Jewish trash panda who hated the GOP before it was cool! #cooking #crafting #historian #polyam #Judaism #AuDHD #chronicillness #books #entertainment, and anything else I like! Come for the cute face, stay for the hilarity! 🚫MAGA

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Bee Lena Stewart 🐧✡️♿️🏳️‍🌈🫘 @trashpandabee.bsky.social · Apr 12

I block trolls, MAGAts, Blue MAGAts, and anyone who comes under my posts to have bad-faith arguments with me. I do not have to deal with those people, and I'm not fucking going to. Period.

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Bee Lena Stewart 🐧✡️♿️🏳️‍🌈🫘 @trashpandabee.bsky.social · 25d

Helpful words and phrases en espanol!
1) La Migra! - Immigration officer(s) sighted
2) Hielo! - ICE!
3) Soy ciudadana/o americano - I am an American Citizen!
4) Nací en estados unidos - I was born in the United States.
5) Quiero un abogado - I want a lawyer!
6) Suplico el 5to - I plead the 5th.

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Asha Rangappa @asharangappa.bsky.social · Sep 26

Because this administration thinks everyone believes the rules only matter when it helps “your side” (like they do), they are counting on Comey’s unpopularity to normalize this.

Don’t let it. Whatever you think of him or his actions in the past, etc. this indictment is dangerous and an outrage.

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Bee Lena Stewart 🐧✡️♿️🏳️‍🌈🫘 @trashpandabee.bsky.social · Sep 25

Agreed. I'm an American Jew. I don't support the Israeli State. I don't support Netanyahu. I DO support the many friends I have in Israel and Gaza. My Israeli friends and fam march in the streets against Netanyahu almost daily. JEWS don't want this. Greedy authoritarians like Netanyahu do.

Bee Lena Stewart 🐧✡️♿️🏳️‍🌈🫘 @trashpandabee.bsky.social · Sep 25

So, am I the only one noticing that these shooters who are targeting "GOP" candidates and pundits are almost ALL white Republican males between the ages of 18 and 28?

Seems strange, does it not?

Bee Lena Stewart 🐧✡️♿️🏳️‍🌈🫘 @trashpandabee.bsky.social · Sep 25

So, they really are trying to have their rabidly insane murderous "fans" stalk, harm, or even kill their opponents.

But this isn't fascism or totalitarianism, right?

Brian Tyler Cohen @briantylercohen.bsky.social · Sep 25

Outrageous.

Bee Lena Stewart 🐧✡️♿️🏳️‍🌈🫘 @trashpandabee.bsky.social · Sep 12

If y'all could see the look on my face right now, you would be HOWLING with laughter. I'm looking at that article like I just smelled a bus full of New Orleans Saint linebacker farts. 🤣🤣🤣 This is the stupidest timeline ever.

Bee Lena Stewart 🐧✡️♿️🏳️‍🌈🫘 @trashpandabee.bsky.social · Sep 12

The "engravings" on the bullets? IT'S THE BRAND STAMP OF A AMMO COMPANY CALLED TRN. The morons under Patel's FBI Sewer Clowns thought it was a message about trans people. 🤦🏽‍♀️
I'm legit laying here, with a STUNNED look on my face, that this is how DUMB our GOVERNMENT is. Holy. Shit. I just can NOT.

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Bee Lena Stewart 🐧✡️♿️🏳️‍🌈🫘 @trashpandabee.bsky.social · Sep 12

If y'all could see the look on my face right now, y'all would be HOWLING with laughter. I'm looking at that article like I just smelled a bus full of New Orleans Saints linebacker farts. 🤣🤣🤣 I just can NOT. We aren't cooked. We are fucking CHARCOAL.

Bee Lena Stewart 🐧✡️♿️🏳️‍🌈🫘 @trashpandabee.bsky.social · Sep 12

Y'all.
The "engravings" on the bullets? IT'S THE FUCKING BRAND STAMP OF A TURKISH AMMO COMPANY--TRN. The fucking morons under Kash Patel thought it was a fucking message about trans people. 🤦🏽‍♀️
I'm legit laying here, with a STUNNED look on my face, that this is how fucking DUMB our GOVERNMENT is.

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scha·den·freu·de @blisterpearl.bsky.social · Jul 30

anyone wanna start a cult? not the weird controlling kind. just the 'quietly dismantle oppressive systems while appearing to be a normal book club' kind.
Earthy Herbs
@canna.pothecary

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Tony Negron @tnite02.bsky.social · Jul 30

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George Takei @georgetakei.bsky.social · Jul 30

I remember when this happened.

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Bee Lena Stewart 🐧✡️♿️🏳️‍🌈🫘 @trashpandabee.bsky.social · Jul 30

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Bee Lena Stewart 🐧✡️♿️🏳️‍🌈🫘 @trashpandabee.bsky.social · Jul 14

Lafayette, Louisiana!

Bee Lena Stewart 🐧✡️♿️🏳️‍🌈🫘 @trashpandabee.bsky.social · Jul 11

Watching software engineers develop AI bots that can LITERALLY replace their jobs is wild...

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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · Jun 14

Hmmmm . . . I wonder how the Minnesota assassin might have had access to a police uniform, a police badge, and a police cruiser. Are we *sure* he was "impersonating" a police officer?

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Bee Lena Stewart 🐧✡️♿️🏳️‍🌈🫘 @trashpandabee.bsky.social · Jun 14

Do they SERIOUSLY think this was lefties??

Bee Lena Stewart 🐧✡️♿️🏳️‍🌈🫘 @trashpandabee.bsky.social · Jun 13

Israel is bombing Iran. It was nice knowing y'all...

Bee Lena Stewart 🐧✡️♿️🏳️‍🌈🫘 @trashpandabee.bsky.social · Jun 6

I can't breathe 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Bee Lena Stewart 🐧✡️♿️🏳️‍🌈🫘 @trashpandabee.bsky.social · Jun 6

They are, but this wouldn't be the first time they came off of hiatus when something really good hits that they can riff on.

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🇺🇸𝕀𝕟𝕕𝕪 ℝ𝕖𝕗𝕦𝕘𝕖𝕖🇺🇸 𝚍𝚋𝚊 𝙱𝚊𝚍 𝙱𝚞𝚗𝚗𝚢 @indyrefugee.bsky.social · Jun 5

Just thinking about why neither political party has released the Epstein report now that both have had the opportunity to do so.

One thing you won’t ever get me to do is protect someone on that list. We need to know.

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Chronic Illness Humor @chronicillness.bsky.social · Jun 6

me: [rolling over for the 40th time in the middle of the night]

the monster under my bed: will you shut the fuck up

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Bee Lena Stewart 🐧✡️♿️🏳️‍🌈🫘 @trashpandabee.bsky.social · Jun 6

And now I have "Light the lamp, not the rat" stuck in my head. Thanks for that.