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I'm like a kid in the auto-translate sweet-shop. I revel in the joy of language by QTing skeets I like with an translation of the skeet into a random (or sometimes not-so-random) language
Bosnian:

Sahranite ih sve do jednog u Epsteinovoj grobnici kao nevoljne mačke s faraonom.
Bury every single one of them in Epstein’s tomb like unwilling cats with a pharaoh.
November 14, 2025 at 9:04 AM
Bikol:

An too naghohona na an wala makikipaglaban tanganing protehiran si Bill Clinton. An aktuwal na wala naghohona na an tahaw makikilaban tanganing protehiran si Bill Clinton. Alagad gusto kong magtubod — ngonian na banggi mantang nagdadangadang an tiglipot, asin dawa an pinakasadit na...
The right thinks the left will fight to protect Bill Clinton. The actual left thinks the middle will fight to protect Bill Clinton. But I want to believe — tonight as winter creeps closer, and even the tiniest glimmer of hope is impossibly precious — that nobody would protect Bill Clinton.
November 14, 2025 at 9:03 AM
Bhojpuri:

रउरा त जानते बानी डेमोक्रेट, अमेरिका के राष्ट्रपति के बाल बलात्कारी होखला पर रउरा कतना आक्रोश पैदा कर सकीलें एकर कवनो ऊपरी सीमा वाकई नइखे. ई प्राथमिक होखे के चाहीं, अगर एकमात्र बात ना होखे त रउरा बात करत बानी. बैलिस्टिक हो जाईं काहे कि ई सही काम बा.
You know, Democrats, there really isn't an upper limit on the amount of outrage you can have over the president of the United States being a child rapist. It should be the primary, if not the only thing you talk about. Go ballistic because it's the right thing to do.
A direct email exchange from 2011 between Jeffrey Epstein and Ghislaine Maxwell, just released by House Oversight Committee Democrats.
November 12, 2025 at 4:41 PM
Betawi:

semua sejarah manusia---setiap kebaikan, setiap perang, orang tua yang pernah berduka dan pasangan muda yang jatuh cinta---telah mengejar satu tujuan: penemuan mesin cetak panini. itu berharga
all of human history---every kindness, every war, every old mourner and young couple in love---has been in pursuit of a single goat: the invention of the panini press it was worth it
November 7, 2025 at 2:10 PM
Bengali:

বর্ডার পেট্রোল এজেন্ট লেয়ারমোর সাক্ষ্য দিয়েছেন যে তিনি স্যান্ডউইচের আঘাতে আহত হননি, তবে তিনি তার ব্যালিস্টিক ভেস্টের মধ্য দিয়ে আঘাত অনুভব করেছিলেন।

আঘাতের সাথে সাথে স্যান্ডউইচটি ভেঙে যায় এবং "একরকম বিস্ফোরিত" হয়, তিনি বলেন।

"আমি পেঁয়াজ এবং সরিষার গন্ধ পাচ্ছিলাম।"
Border Patrol agent Lairmore testifies that he was not injured by the sandwich, but he felt the impact through his ballistic vest.

The sandwich came apart and "kind of exploded" on his chest upon impact, he says.

"I could smell the onions and mustard."
November 4, 2025 at 5:05 PM
Bemba:

Zohran Mamdani alisangilwe uwa bufi pa lwa kusendwa mu bwato bumo bwine ubwali kale ubwa kwa Theseus uwalumbuka, lelo ilyo bamupatikishe asumine ukuti cila lubali lwa bwato lwalyalwilwe ukucila pa muku umo kabili e co bushe umo mu cine cine engaita ukuti ubwato bumo bwine?
Zohran Mamdani caught lying about having sailed in the same ship once owned by the legendary Theseus, yet when pressed he admitted that every part of the ship had been replaced at least once and therefore can one truly call it the same ship?
Zohran Mamdani caught lying that he understood Plato’s allegory of the cave, yet when asked to explain it, he seemed to instead explain Baudrillard’s theory of Simulacra and Simulation where reality has been replaced by symbols and signs, which seems similar to Plato’s theory but is not the same
October 29, 2025 at 10:19 AM
Belarusian:

Зограна Мамдані злавілі на хлусні, што ён зразумеў алегорыю Платона пра пячору, але калі яго папрасілі растлумачыць яе, ён, здаецца, замест гэтага растлумачыў тэорыю сімулякраў і сімуляцыі Бадрыяра, дзе рэальнасць была заменена сімваламі і знакамі, што падобна на тэорыю Платона...
Zohran Mamdani caught lying that he understood Plato’s allegory of the cave, yet when asked to explain it, he seemed to instead explain Baudrillard’s theory of Simulacra and Simulation where reality has been replaced by symbols and signs, which seems similar to Plato’s theory but is not the same
October 29, 2025 at 10:17 AM
Batak Toba:

CNN mambaritahon, @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social mandok sahalak pemilih na pajumpang dohot ibana songon “jolmaku” di sada acara kampanye sadarion, nang pe Amandemen ke-13 Undang-Undang Dasar Amerika Serikat mambahen ndang sah nampuna jolma mulai sian taon 1865 jala tongtong do i gabe...
CNN is reporting that @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social referred to a voter he was meeting as “my man” at a campaign event today, even though the 13th Amendment to the United States Constitution has made it illegal to own human beings since 1865 and remains the law in states including New York
October 28, 2025 at 9:50 PM
Batak Simalungun:

Boru: “Inang, aha do korupsi ai?”
Ahu: "Useihon ham ma bangku sada gelas anggur ase hupatorang."
Boru: “Tapi ihatahon ham domma maronti ham minum.”
Ahu: "Buat ham ma es krim sanggah iboan ham anggurku bangku."
Boru: “Oh, dear!”
Daughter: "Mom, what's corruption?"
Me: "Pour me a glass of wine and I'll explain it."
Daughter: "But you said you were giving up drinking."
Me: "Grab yourself some ice cream while you bring me my wine."
Daughter: "Oh, okay!"
October 28, 2025 at 7:40 AM
Batak Karo:

"Arah hampir kerina metrik kunci, usaha guna ngelawan perubahen iklim berjalan terlalu lambat, menurut temuan koalisi kelompok iklim. I bas piga-piga kasus, hal-hal bergerak ku arah si salah."
October 27, 2025 at 8:24 PM
Basque:

Hemendik aurrera, norbaitek nola ordainduko dugun galdetzen duenean, erantzuna izan beharko litzateke negar-gasaren aurrekontutik kenduko dugula.
From now on, when anyone asks how we’re going to pay for it, the answer should be we’ll take it out of the teargas budget.
October 27, 2025 at 8:20 PM
Bashkir:

"Был үлтереш. Был бик ябай. Әгәр был президент уларҙы нимәлер законһыҙ эшләгәнен тойһа, тимәк, ул яр буйы һаҡсыларын ҡулланырға тейеш. Әгәр был һуғыш акты булһа, тимәк, һеҙ беҙҙең хәрбиҙәрҙе ҡулланаһығыҙ, ә һуңынан һеҙ беҙҙең менән тәүҙә килеп һөйләшәһегеҙ. Әммә был үлтереш... был ерәнес."
Gallego: "It's murder. It's very simple. If this president feels they are doing something illegally, then he should be using the Coast Guard. If this is an act of war, then you use our military and then you come and talk to us first. But this is murder ... it's disgusting."
October 27, 2025 at 8:19 PM
Baoulé:

"I sɔ'n ti'n, kɛ be se kɛ be kaci like'n, ɔ kwla yo kekle be sa nun kɛ be kwla di be nvle'n nun lɔ bia kpanngban be su, sɛ votefuɛ kpanngban be fa ajalɛ kɛ be jran Farage i sin'n, ɔ ti like cinnjin kpa tra kɛ be suan be akpasua nga be klo i'n i bo'n."
"Paradoxically, the more Reform look like a clear and present danger, the harder it may become for them to win locally in many seats, if sufficient voters decide opposing Farage is a more urgent priority than supporting their favoured party."
open.substack.com/pub/swingome...
Five lessons from the Caerphilly by-election
Politics is changing at a dizzying pace
open.substack.com
October 27, 2025 at 3:59 PM
Bambara:

kɔsa in na, a y’a ye ko wikipeja bolomafaraw bɛ ni bara ye min ka bon kosɛbɛ, min bɛ kɛ “saya min tɛ deli ka kɛ”

Mun na Wikipeja ɲɛmɔgɔw ye sɛbɛnniw bɔ “Saya minnu tɛ deli ka kɛ” kɔnɔ:

...
recently discovered that wikipedia volunteers have a hilariously high bar for what constitutes "unusual death"
October 27, 2025 at 1:41 PM
Baluchi:

گیلرمو ڈیل ٹورو دولت ءِ بابت ءَ: "یک زرداریں مردے ھما مرد اِنت کہ آئی ءِ گور ءَ بس اِنت، نہ کہ ھما مرد کہ آئی ءَ گیشتر لوٹ اِیت۔ اگاں ترا ھما چیز ھست کہ تو کسے ءَ بیر ءِ واستہ دعوت بہ دئے ئے؟ تو امیر ئے۔ اگاں تئی گور ءَ یاٹ، بالی گراب، جزیرہ ھست ءُ ترا انگت گیشتر لوٹ اِیت؟ تو امیر نہ ئے۔"
Guillermo del Toro on wealth: "a wealthy man is a man who has enough, not a man that needs more. If you have enough to invite someone for a beer? You're rich. If you have a yacht, planes, islands, and you still need more? You're not rich."
October 27, 2025 at 1:12 PM
Balinese:

📣 "Pelanggaran sipil, yadiastun rikala mengganggu, kajaga ring hukum HAM internasional" ⚖️
📣 "Civil disobedience, even when disruptive, is protected under international human rights law" ⚖️
NOW OUT: Guidelines on the Right to Peaceful Environmental Protest and Civil Disobedience

📝 A set of Guiding & Operational Principles for the effective protection of peaceful #EnvironmentalProtesters

👉 Full Guidelines (English): unece.org/sites/defaul...

#UNECE #AarhusConvention
October 27, 2025 at 10:47 AM
Azerbaijani:

Bu administrasiyanın TFP kimi nəşrlərin bu cür davranmaması üçün edə biləcəyi bir şey varsa, düşünməyə çalışıram.

Məhkəmədənkənar edamlar üçün Overton məkanı yaratdıqdan sonra, əmin deyiləm ki, çox şey qalıb.
Trying to think if there’s anything this administration could do that publications like TFP wouldn’t treat this way.

Once you’re creating Overton space for extrajudicial executions, I’m not sure there’s much left.
close the law schools
October 26, 2025 at 8:18 PM
Aymara:

Jaqinakax sarapxi “Walikiwa aka yatxatirinakax yatiñanipxiwa kuntix Twitter ukax p’iqinakapar luraski uk uñjañataki” ukampis nayax sapxsmawa waljaniruw jan lurapkaspati. Ukax kunatix kunatix p’iqimax phayatati janicha uk amtki ukax janiw CHIQAÑCHAWIkiti jan ukasti AUTOSEGURID ukawa.
People go “Well these pundits are smart enough to see what Twitter is doing to their brains” but I assure you many cannot. That’s because the thing that determines whether your brain gets cooked isn’t SMARTNESS but SELF-SECURITY.
October 26, 2025 at 8:15 PM
Awadhi:

गाली गलौज के बारे मा बात ई है कि, अगर आप एक (जैसे आर-शब्द) का उपयोग करत हैं, तौ एकर मतलब है कि आप नाहीं सोचत हैं कि हर कोई समान रूप से गरिमा के हकदार है, जेकर मतलब है कि आप सोचत हैं कि गरिमा के हकदार कौन है अऊर कौन नाहीं, के बीच रेखाएं हैं, अऊर जब दूसर लोग अलग-अलग रेखा खींचत हैं तो आप वास्तव मा आश्चर्यचकित नाहीं होइ सकत हैं।
The thing about slurs is, if you use one (like the r-word), that means that you don't think everyone is equally deserving of dignity, which means you think that there are lines between who deserves dignity and who doesn't, and you can't really be surprised when other people draw different lines.
October 26, 2025 at 8:11 PM
Avar:

Гьеб букӀана фашистазул парадалда цебе ракӀалдаго гьечӀого тӀобитӀараб протесталъул акция. Ниж сагӀтаз чӀана, гьединлъидал нижеда кӀолаан фашистазул парадалдаса нахъе унев щивав фашистасда ракӀалде щвезабизе: «Дуца фашистасул ва сексуалияв хӀайванчиясул рахъ кколеб батани, мун вуго фашист...
This was an unplanned protest outside the fascist parade. We stayed for hours, so we could remind every fascist leaving the fascist parade, "If you support a fascist & a sexual predator, you're a fascist... and quite possibly, a sexual predator."
We enjoyed ourselves way more than the fascists did.
October 26, 2025 at 8:08 PM
Assamese:

কমলা ৰঙৰ অপৰাধী চুদাচুদিৰ সামৰিক পেৰেডত ক্ষুদ্ৰ ভিৰৰ অংশ তেওঁৰ সৰু লিংগটোৰ সন্মানত।

kamla rongor oporadhi chudachudir samorik peredot khudra bhiror ansh teur saru lingtor sanmanot.
In honor of his tiny penis, part of the tiny crowd at the orange criminal fuck's military parade.
October 26, 2025 at 8:04 PM
Armenian:

«Խոստումներ տրվեցին, և դրանց վրա կյանքեր ու ընտանիքներ կառուցվեցին։ Ինչպե՞ս ենք հասել այն կետին, երբ այդ կյանքերը կործանելը նույնիսկ քննարկման առարկա է»։

Փաուելի, Հիթի, Լամի և բրիտանական աջերի անկման մասին։
"Promises were made, and lives and families built upon them. How have we reached a place where wrecking those lives is even up for discussion?"

On Powell, Heath, Lam and the descent of the British right.
The British right is swimming in an open sewer
We are drifting into territory that once would have seemed extreme
www.newstatesman.com
October 26, 2025 at 7:51 PM
Arabic:

إذا كان حزب الإصلاح في المملكة المتحدة سعيدًا بوجود عضو عنصري صريح في صفوفه، فماذا يعني ذلك بالنسبة للحزب؟

كان ينبغي على بوتشين أن يُعزل من منصبه قبل ٢٤ ساعة.

أم أن حزب الإصلاح يتسامح مع ذلك بصمته؟
If Reform UK are happy to have an overt racist on their benches then what does that tell you about the party?

Pochin should have had the whip removed 24 hours ago.

Or are Reform condoning it by their silence?

www.bbc.com/news/article...
Reform MP Sarah Pochin's comments about adverts were 'racist', Wes Streeting says
Sarah Pochin apologises for saying "it drives me mad when I see adverts full of black people, full of Asian people".
www.bbc.com
October 26, 2025 at 7:43 PM
Amharic:

እዚህ ላይ አንድ ሰው የሚጠረጥረው RFK Jr. የተሟሉ ቅባቶችን እንደ ጠንካራ፣ ወንድ እና አሜሪካዊ አድርጎ ነው የሚያየው። እንዲሁም 'ባህላዊ ጥበብ' ነው።

አንድ ሰው ቀጥሎ ማጨስን ይመክራል ወይ ብሎ ያስባል።
One suspects the undercurrent here is that RFK Jr sees saturated fats as rugged, manly, and American. As well as being 'traditional wisdom'.

One wonders if he'll be recommending smoking next.
Yeah that’s the problem, Americans don’t eat enough saturated fats…
October 26, 2025 at 7:34 PM
Alur:

Pol pa wec mi "cancel culture" utiye dwoko lembe pa tic pa democracy man wec pa lwak pa dhanu ma gimaru ngo adwogi pa acel, nyo ario zoo, nyo kite ma eketho giwinjere kudu.
So much of "cancel culture" discourse is a re-description of the normal functioning of a democracy and public discourse by people who didn't like the results of one, or both, or how it made them feel.
Saying that someone doesn’t deserve to be a senator isn’t canceling them, that is the public opinion candidates are subject to in a democracy.
October 26, 2025 at 2:31 PM