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My Hyperbolic Time Chamber.
You are literally enjoying less of the story this way.
November 20, 2025 at 6:29 AM
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Apparently P*ypal now asks for customer opinions on accounts sending invoices.
If you are paying an invoice to a nsfw artist, do NOT mention NSFW in any way, keep it blank even. you risk both your account and the artists.
November 19, 2025 at 9:32 PM
Watching Northernlion keeps me humble. The world is infinitely large. Knowledge and opinions one takes for granted are often not as universal as they may believe.
clips.twitch.tv/SleepyWealth...
Northernlion - Dairylion
Watch Northernlion's clip titled
clips.twitch.tv
November 19, 2025 at 9:57 PM
Girlfriend and I fucking
Chubby Cuties Chugging Cock
November 19, 2025 at 9:08 PM
Mods are asleep, post your favorite homo-genius.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=FbpX...
homo-genius: a history of gay inventors: volume 59
YouTube video by Dandy J
www.youtube.com
November 19, 2025 at 7:07 AM
Three arrows down for INT from Mage to Cow is surely too much... Two arrows down for AGI, sure, I say you could even add a third. But three down for INT...?
November 19, 2025 at 4:24 AM
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new class!
February 5, 2025 at 9:14 PM
🎶Nice town, a lot of anarchists
We're taking two of everything at the 7-Eleven
Nice town, and it will end like this
The green juice is free now, is free now🎶
November 18, 2025 at 9:35 PM
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Made my calls. Paypros cannot get away with debanking adult creators without some degree of pain and cost to them. Please be part of the wave that tells paypros not to mess with our livelihoods.
#SaveSpeech

Ana's situation has gotten more severe. This is blatantly targetted debanking and [extremely unfortunate] proof that these call campaigns are getting under paypros skin

Keep calling Visa and MC and demanding they stop discriminating against adult content!

stop-paypros.neocities.org
November 18, 2025 at 4:34 PM
Me: "Did [streamer] say he could 'one-shot them with his bulk'?"

GF: "His *bolt.*"

Me: "Ah, that makes more sense. Not usually one-shotting with bulk."

Me:

Me, huskily: "I could one-shot you with *my* bulk."

GF, anxiously remembering her last bout of sciatica: "Yeah, you could..."
November 18, 2025 at 1:48 AM
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Rebecca was one of the founders of Interplay, worked as a programmer on companies like EA, Microsoft and Ubisoft, helped building the PSP and PS4 operating systems and won the 1980 National Space Invaders Championship!

RIP to one of the greatest :(
My trailblazing game industry bad-ass friend Rebecca Heineman has passed away.

Fuck cancer.

Friends, let’s not forget her: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rebecca...
Rebecca Heineman - Wikipedia
en.wikipedia.org
November 17, 2025 at 10:34 PM
Each day I'm just trying to find something that'll get me through to tomorrow. Today, it's Homestar Runner saying he has a "champ stamp" in a new video.
November 17, 2025 at 11:10 PM
Eagles games this season feel more like the other team is just kind of playing observer to a showdown between the Eagles' offense and defense.
November 17, 2025 at 2:29 AM
This is the Philadelphia Flyers' development team, located just outside Philadelphia, so I get to claim this. (Also because I loved the Phantoms growing up, it's just a cool name and a cool logo.)
YOU GUYS WANNA SEE SOMETHING CURSED???? HOW ABOUT NEON GENESIS LEHIGH VALLEY PHANTOMS HOCKEY?????
November 17, 2025 at 1:50 AM
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got a fun likely scorigami in bills-bucs. not only would 44-32 be scorigami, but just about any other score from this point would be
November 16, 2025 at 9:05 PM
My favorite kind of pro wrestlers are the guys who go everywhere and experience some of everything. Multiple titles held with like six major promotions in four different countries type-guys. Guys who have experienced more pro wrestling than anyone.

Josh Allen experiences more football than any QB.
November 16, 2025 at 8:54 PM
Explaining to my girlfriend that while it may seem like a non-clock management football timeout benefits both teams equally, since both teams get to rest, in fact timeouts can be used kind of like YRCs in Xrd.
November 16, 2025 at 8:41 PM
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March 6, 2025 at 2:46 PM
My favorite bit as a lifelong Philadelphia sports fan is that when fans of opposing teams confidently say they'll beat the Eagles in the midst of a very good season because the Eagles are secretly trash, I earnestly and knowingly respond "Yeah, they are." And then most of the time the Eagles win.
November 16, 2025 at 7:23 PM
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Banks are targeting individuals by name because of their "high risk" line of work who are too outspoken. This is why we need you to stand up for nsfw creators
Friend tried to donate to my Throne, flagged by fraud detection at Bank of America — bank identified the transaction as specially for “giantess voretuber Ana Valens”

I suspect I faced those Patreon / Ko-fi dings b/c financial institutions have me, specifically, on record as a high risk recipient!
November 16, 2025 at 5:36 AM
November 16, 2025 at 4:35 AM
Me, a genderfluid shapeshifter, when I've figured out how I want to cum during sex:
November 16, 2025 at 2:57 AM
NBA TV's broadcast, brought to you by FanDuel, now does the basic math for you to tell you which team is leading and by how much, labeled "The Diff".
November 16, 2025 at 12:23 AM
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Please continue making calls to Visa and Mastercard, because they are working alongside conservative legislators to crack down on free speech and expression!

A dual pronged offense requires a dual pronged defense!
#SaveSpeech

starting Nov 1st we're entering the holiday season, which is a big stress point for big businesses like Mastercard and Visa. These Paypros havent stopped cracking down on Adult Content, so we need to jump back into calling them in full force again!

stop-paypros.neocities.org
November 14, 2025 at 12:29 AM
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People say “you are overblowing the whole purity culture thing”

And then the head of a porn site becomes anti-porn and refers to sex as sacred.
manyvids is going to be further restricting access to porn, making it harder to find XXX creators on their platform.
November 14, 2025 at 6:36 AM