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Oh wait, I watched people play that one RPG by the former Barkley/Barkley 2 guys. That one was pretty good.

Ah fuck, but that means I gotta choose between a Toby Fox joint and a Chef Boyardee joint for best soundtrack.
November 25, 2025 at 11:54 PM
Please don't say it's sliced too thin, please don't say it's sliced too thin, I'm not the one who sliced it, that's the part I didn't do, please don't say I fucked it up, it's still good I swear and I didn't do that part I did the other parts
November 24, 2025 at 3:57 AM
November 24, 2025 at 1:32 AM
Holy hell a televised local reporter just said the problem is every good offensive coordinator we hire gets poached, so head coach Nick Siriani should call the plays, and either get good at it or get fired. They're catching on!

"Do you really want him calling the plays?" THAT'S NOT THE POINT!
November 24, 2025 at 1:27 AM
Media: "Within the organization, frustration has mounted and there is talk that every offensive player needs to be fired. Reports say it is clear to everyone that these award winning players are just too difficult to coach."

Fans:
November 24, 2025 at 1:24 AM
Eagles are the most exciting team in the league every year, because they spend most of the season playing way over their heads, and you just kinda have to watch each game to see if they will win in improbable fashion again, or finally lose in dramatic fashion. League best GM, league worst coaching.
November 24, 2025 at 1:01 AM
Genuinely, holy fuck yes.
November 24, 2025 at 12:51 AM
lol
November 24, 2025 at 12:51 AM
ANY/A is one of the stats most correlated with current and future wins. He's at 114% of league average ANY/A this season, the second highest of his career. This year it's a product of throwing nearly no interceptions, one of the most consistent year-to-year stats for QBs. He's not the problem.
November 23, 2025 at 10:05 PM
It's just really funny. He was MVP runner-up the one year where he had the same offensive coordinator. The head coach doesn't call any plays, so any time you have a good playcaller, someone hires them as head coach.
November 23, 2025 at 10:05 PM
We have a head coach whose only duty is to look up the NYT 4th Down Bot on 4th downs and try to pal around with players while hiding behind a large Italian man. Our offensive coordinator is different every year. The problem is glaringly obvious to even the average fan.

"Jesus was hated too" though.
November 23, 2025 at 12:31 AM
What's getting me this year is I have probably never in my lifetime seen *less* desire to blow up the roster from the fans. Everything I see is, "This offensive coordinator sucks ass, how do you get literally nothing out of this roster?" Yet the media just keeps looking for players to blame.
November 23, 2025 at 12:24 AM