Tony Wirt
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Just a reminder that i wrote a story for this awesome anthology and you can check it out if you want. @leonardoaudio.bsky.social @jeffcircle.bsky.social
November 14, 2025 at 3:21 PM
Just a reminder that i wrote a story for this awesome anthology and you can check it out if you want. @leonardoaudio.bsky.social @jeffcircle.bsky.social
Once again, a man cannot have sex with a girl under 18. It’s rape. Every time. No matter what.
November 14, 2025 at 12:49 AM
Once again, a man cannot have sex with a girl under 18. It’s rape. Every time. No matter what.
Ellen is awesome and I absolutely cannot wait for this…
parade.com
November 13, 2025 at 1:21 AM
Ellen is awesome and I absolutely cannot wait for this…
As others have pointed out… this isn’t even the stuff they’re trying to keep from coming out.
November 13, 2025 at 1:01 AM
As others have pointed out… this isn’t even the stuff they’re trying to keep from coming out.
Just called my rep Brad Finastads office to ask how he planned to vote on the Epstein Files discharge petition & the guy who answered the phone said he “didn’t know”. I expressed my surprise that he didn’t know such an important thing, but told him I if he voted no I’d assume he protected Diddlers.
November 12, 2025 at 8:49 PM
Just called my rep Brad Finastads office to ask how he planned to vote on the Epstein Files discharge petition & the guy who answered the phone said he “didn’t know”. I expressed my surprise that he didn’t know such an important thing, but told him I if he voted no I’d assume he protected Diddlers.
Joining the party from SE Minnesota
November 12, 2025 at 2:26 AM
Joining the party from SE Minnesota
My timeline on every app is just Northern Lights pics and I feel like we need that for a min.
November 12, 2025 at 2:24 AM
My timeline on every app is just Northern Lights pics and I feel like we need that for a min.
Dear Twins fans, I want SELL THE TEAM chants all season at Target Field.
Dallas fans chanting "Fire Nico!" enough that it's actually happening is basically witchcraft, which I mean as a compliment.
BREAKING: The Dallas Mavericks are expected to fire Nico Harrison, sources tell The Athletic.
The former Nike executive drove the decision to trade Luka Dončić to the Los Angeles Lakers eight months after Dončić led Dallas to an NBA Finals appearance.
The former Nike executive drove the decision to trade Luka Dončić to the Los Angeles Lakers eight months after Dončić led Dallas to an NBA Finals appearance.
November 11, 2025 at 4:18 PM
Dear Twins fans, I want SELL THE TEAM chants all season at Target Field.
Today’s Giving the Cats Lunch Song was sung to the tune of the Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald, in remembrance.
November 10, 2025 at 6:39 PM
Today’s Giving the Cats Lunch Song was sung to the tune of the Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald, in remembrance.
I have officially finished the read through of the draft I finished last week. I think once I make sure characters don't have new names halfway through the book and things that happened early on aren't just completely forgotten and ignored, we may have something to work with here.
November 10, 2025 at 4:49 PM
I have officially finished the read through of the draft I finished last week. I think once I make sure characters don't have new names halfway through the book and things that happened early on aren't just completely forgotten and ignored, we may have something to work with here.
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Reposted by Tony Wirt
agreeing to make a terrible deal while your main opponent is quite literally being boo'd on live tv by an entire stadium of people is the kind of political instinct you'd normally only find in a 3 week old dead goldfish
November 10, 2025 at 12:36 AM
agreeing to make a terrible deal while your main opponent is quite literally being boo'd on live tv by an entire stadium of people is the kind of political instinct you'd normally only find in a 3 week old dead goldfish
What’s the difference between Democratic Leadership and an old man repeatedly punching himself in the dick on national TV?
This isn’t a joke, it’s a legit question.
This isn’t a joke, it’s a legit question.
November 10, 2025 at 3:03 AM
What’s the difference between Democratic Leadership and an old man repeatedly punching himself in the dick on national TV?
This isn’t a joke, it’s a legit question.
This isn’t a joke, it’s a legit question.
Because the other side has absolutely no interest in doing that.
Shaheen: "When I talk to my constituents in New Hampshire, you know what they say to me? They say, 'Why can't you all just work together to address the problems that are facing this country?'"
November 10, 2025 at 2:56 AM
Because the other side has absolutely no interest in doing that.
Shutting down the government is a big deal. People have been hurt in big ways as a result of the decision. To have that suffering be for nothing—to re-open the government without actually having protected people’s health insurance and economic well-being—is unconscionable.
November 10, 2025 at 12:43 AM
Dear @klobuchar.senate.gov and @smith.senate.gov this is your response to any deal that doesn’t have ACA subsidies extended (and a pinky promise vote later doesn’t count)
a man in a suit and tie is standing in front of a wall with framed pictures on it
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is standing in front of a wall with framed pictures on it
media.tenor.com
November 10, 2025 at 12:26 AM
Dear @klobuchar.senate.gov and @smith.senate.gov this is your response to any deal that doesn’t have ACA subsidies extended (and a pinky promise vote later doesn’t count)
Hey Minnesota people call now. You can just leave a voicemail. No deal without ACA Subsidies extension
Just left a voicemail for Sen. Klobuchar. Call her if you’re a Minnesotan, tell her to stay strong. 202-224-3244
November 9, 2025 at 9:55 PM
Hey Minnesota people call now. You can just leave a voicemail. No deal without ACA Subsidies extension
Good advice for the querying folk…
Wrote a thing about agents. If you’re a new writer or are actively querying, hope this helps keep you safe!
gabinoiglesias.substack.com/p/too-many-s...
gabinoiglesias.substack.com/p/too-many-s...
Too Many Sharks: A Warning About "Agents"
No, seriously
gabinoiglesias.substack.com
November 8, 2025 at 10:53 PM
Good advice for the querying folk…
Well, the last thing I got from the Zon was @todgoldberg.bsky.social’s new book from First Reads, so I guess I’ll stop reading immediately so I don’t get hurt or something.
November 7, 2025 at 6:32 PM
Well, the last thing I got from the Zon was @todgoldberg.bsky.social’s new book from First Reads, so I guess I’ll stop reading immediately so I don’t get hurt or something.
RFK running to get his snake tincture
holy shit -- one of Trump's toadies just passed out and the White House event is brought to an abrupt end
November 6, 2025 at 6:32 PM
RFK running to get his snake tincture
Dear Dems, loudly and publicly telling Donnie to fuck all the way off will pretty much guarantee my vote forever.
November 6, 2025 at 1:31 AM
Dear Dems, loudly and publicly telling Donnie to fuck all the way off will pretty much guarantee my vote forever.
If you’re waiting to make a “stay in line” joke on Election Night, STAY IN LINE!!!
November 5, 2025 at 1:31 AM
If you’re waiting to make a “stay in line” joke on Election Night, STAY IN LINE!!!
10 very good guidelines for blurbers and blurbees.
I have some thoughts on blurbs.
The Ten Blurb Commandments
Let's see how much lead there is in this balloon...
open.substack.com
November 5, 2025 at 1:28 AM
10 very good guidelines for blurbers and blurbees.