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Tom Jeltsch @tomjeltsch.bsky.social · 17h

How many times do we need to load the bases with 1 out before we score? Because so far it's not 2 #mariners

Tom Jeltsch @tomjeltsch.bsky.social · 1d

My natural optimism has me feeling pretty good about tonight; however, a lifetime of being a #mariners fan has my stomach doing backflips

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Tom Jeltsch @tomjeltsch.bsky.social · 3d

I could stomach the game 3 loss, but this shit is embarrassing #mariners

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Tom Jeltsch @tomjeltsch.bsky.social · 4d

Me to 2 YO: Do you want to watch Paw Patrol?
2 YO: No! WAH!
Me: Okay, point to the show you want
2 YO: *points to Paw Patrol*
Me: oh, my bad
#dadlife

Tom Jeltsch @tomjeltsch.bsky.social · 5d

Epstein isn't interested in a vagina that old

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Tom Jeltsch @tomjeltsch.bsky.social · 6d

If I had a wattle like he does I'd hate underneath angles too

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Aaron Schatz @aaronschatz.com · 6d

If the Seattle Mariners won the World Series over the Milwaukee Brewers it would be a lot of fun and sneaky revenge for 1970.

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Ken Jennings @kenjennings.bsky.social · 6d

British Columbia, it’s not too late to come over to the right side of history. The Blue Jays play 2,500 miles away. They are not your home team!

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Tom Jeltsch @tomjeltsch.bsky.social · 6d

Catchers doing fast guy things is my favorite part of baseball

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Tom Jeltsch @tomjeltsch.bsky.social · 6d

It's weird to question managerial decisions in a 10-3 win, but I think Dan could have done better today #mariners #postseason #spoiledandgreedy #wtwft

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Tom Jeltsch @tomjeltsch.bsky.social · 6d

Chef Boiardi

Katelyn Boo-urns @katelynburns.com · 7d

name an italian more worthy of an american holiday than columbus

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Brittney Bush Double Play @brittneybush.bsky.social · 6d

Dominic Canzone

Katelyn Boo-urns @katelynburns.com · 7d

name an italian more worthy of an american holiday than columbus

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gallandguile @gallandguile.bsky.social · 6d

Damn dude. Mariners are using the power of friendship. It's actually happening

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Tom Jeltsch @tomjeltsch.bsky.social · 6d

Aren't situations like this exactly why you put Emerson Hancock on the #postseason roster? #mariners

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Tom Jeltsch @tomjeltsch.bsky.social · 7d

Celebrate Columbus Day the traditional way: by breaking into someone's house and declaring it's yours now and then getting any food but Indian and insisting that it's actually Indian