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Tom Jeltsch
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EMT. Dog dad. Person dad. I like baseball
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How many times do we need to load the bases with 1 out before we score? Because so far it's not 2 #mariners
My natural optimism has me feeling pretty good about tonight; however, a lifetime of being a #mariners fan has my stomach doing backflips
I could stomach the game 3 loss, but this shit is embarrassing #mariners
Me to 2 YO: Do you want to watch Paw Patrol?
2 YO: No! WAH!
Me: Okay, point to the show you want
2 YO: *points to Paw Patrol*
Me: oh, my bad
#dadlife
Epstein isn't interested in a vagina that old
If I had a wattle like he does I'd hate underneath angles too
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If the Seattle Mariners won the World Series over the Milwaukee Brewers it would be a lot of fun and sneaky revenge for 1970.
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British Columbia, it’s not too late to come over to the right side of history. The Blue Jays play 2,500 miles away. They are not your home team!
Catchers doing fast guy things is my favorite part of baseball
It's weird to question managerial decisions in a 10-3 win, but I think Dan could have done better today #mariners #postseason #spoiledandgreedy #wtwft
Chef Boiardi
name an italian more worthy of an american holiday than columbus
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name an italian more worthy of an american holiday than columbus
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Damn dude. Mariners are using the power of friendship. It's actually happening
Aren't situations like this exactly why you put Emerson Hancock on the #postseason roster? #mariners
Celebrate Columbus Day the traditional way: by breaking into someone's house and declaring it's yours now and then getting any food but Indian and insisting that it's actually Indian
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Q. What did one carrot say to the other carrot?

A. RELEASE THE EPSTEIN FILES!!!
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GOOD. VIBES. ONLY. 🔱

The whole squad wanted in on the @mariners.com-inspired goal celly!
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How often does walking a guy to set up the double play actually work out?
If you're wondering where having your ace enter in relief of a tied playoff game ranks among sports things it's number 1
The downside of having an advanced child is that she hit the #threenager stage early #dadlife
Are you available out of the bullpen tonight? I might trust you more than Caleb Furgeson