Ted Van Houten
@tjvanhouten.bsky.social
American Song Contest apologist. Probably better than you at pub trivia. Always asking for side plates at restaurants. Still holding out hope for a fifth season of For Love or Money 🏳️🌈
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Ted Van Houten
@tjvanhouten.bsky.social
· Mar 25
🇦🇱🇸🇮 NEW 🇧🇪 EPISODE 🇺🇦🇵🇱
We kick off our 2025 #Eurovision Review Season with #EurovisionSky poster @tjvanhouten.bsky.social to discuss the entries from Albania, Slovenia, Belgium, Ukraine, and Poland. www.eurowhat.com/261
We kick off our 2025 #Eurovision Review Season with #EurovisionSky poster @tjvanhouten.bsky.social to discuss the entries from Albania, Slovenia, Belgium, Ukraine, and Poland. www.eurowhat.com/261
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I had a great time on @eurowhat.bsky.social this week talking 🇦🇱🇸🇮🇧🇪🇺🇦🇵🇱 with @rubegoldberg.me and @benmsmith.com
Also how many Survivor references can I make in this episode, and will any of them be canceled by a hidden immunity idol? Tune in!
I had a great time on @eurowhat.bsky.social this week talking 🇦🇱🇸🇮🇧🇪🇺🇦🇵🇱 with @rubegoldberg.me and @benmsmith.com
Also how many Survivor references can I make in this episode, and will any of them be canceled by a hidden immunity idol? Tune in!
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How did I just now learn about bootleg Kuwaiti South Park? www.youtube.com/watch?v=MyFS...
Block 13 intro
YouTube video by Uriah DiazYT
www.youtube.com
December 9, 2025 at 12:47 AM
How did I just now learn about bootleg Kuwaiti South Park? www.youtube.com/watch?v=MyFS...
I hope the NFL continues tonight's decision of picking Eurovision alums to do the national anthem
December 9, 2025 at 1:20 AM
I hope the NFL continues tonight's decision of picking Eurovision alums to do the national anthem
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Score: 87.7 | Rank: 464/6,848
Top Brass 🎺 | ★★★★★
I scored better than 93.2% of #geogridgame players!
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Score: 87.7 | Rank: 464/6,848
Top Brass 🎺 | ★★★★★
I scored better than 93.2% of #geogridgame players!
Board #611 | ♾️ Mode: Off
geogridgame.com
GeoGrid - Test Your Geography Knowledge with Daily Puzzles!
GeoGrid - Play GeoGrid, a daily trivia game to test your geography knowledge! Challenge yourself with fun quizzes and trivia, and explore world geography.
geogridgame.com
December 8, 2025 at 4:41 PM
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Score: 87.7 | Rank: 464/6,848
Top Brass 🎺 | ★★★★★
I scored better than 93.2% of #geogridgame players!
Board #611 | ♾️ Mode: Off
geogridgame.com
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Score: 87.7 | Rank: 464/6,848
Top Brass 🎺 | ★★★★★
I scored better than 93.2% of #geogridgame players!
Board #611 | ♾️ Mode: Off
geogridgame.com
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This commercial for French's Mustard from 1987 is equal parts charming and also kinda unsettling, but what strikes me is the work that went into the absolutely delightful puppetry and practical effects for a *mustard commercial*!! Imagine that today??
May 8, 2025 at 11:58 AM
This commercial for French's Mustard from 1987 is equal parts charming and also kinda unsettling, but what strikes me is the work that went into the absolutely delightful puppetry and practical effects for a *mustard commercial*!! Imagine that today??
🌍 GeoHunter Daily Challenge
Dec 7, 2025
Score: 147 | Target: 120 (+27)
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geohuntergame.com
Dec 7, 2025
Score: 147 | Target: 120 (+27)
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3/8
geohuntergame.com
Geo Hunter - Geography Quiz Game
Test your world knowledge with this engaging geography quiz game featuring countries, flags, and world rankings!
geohuntergame.com
December 8, 2025 at 4:29 AM
🌍 GeoHunter Daily Challenge
Dec 7, 2025
Score: 147 | Target: 120 (+27)
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geohuntergame.com
Dec 7, 2025
Score: 147 | Target: 120 (+27)
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geohuntergame.com
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One of my neighbors has been putting up these fish facts posters. All kinds of different fish, marine, freshwater, deep, shallow, all kinds. This is a good one. “Stg this real fish” took me out. Good work, neighbor.
December 7, 2025 at 3:39 PM
One of my neighbors has been putting up these fish facts posters. All kinds of different fish, marine, freshwater, deep, shallow, all kinds. This is a good one. “Stg this real fish” took me out. Good work, neighbor.
My #ESC250 scorecard, submitted last night.
I could fill this out ten times over and still have songs I like, but I voted strategically with my top two, and the rest is favorites from 2025 and the recent past.
I could fill this out ten times over and still have songs I like, but I voted strategically with my top two, and the rest is favorites from 2025 and the recent past.
December 7, 2025 at 3:44 PM
My #ESC250 scorecard, submitted last night.
I could fill this out ten times over and still have songs I like, but I voted strategically with my top two, and the rest is favorites from 2025 and the recent past.
I could fill this out ten times over and still have songs I like, but I voted strategically with my top two, and the rest is favorites from 2025 and the recent past.
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“do you want anything from McDonald’s”
me: round egg please
me: round egg please
December 5, 2025 at 10:41 PM
“do you want anything from McDonald’s”
me: round egg please
me: round egg please
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These are really good doughnuts but I need them to calm down
December 5, 2025 at 11:36 PM
These are really good doughnuts but I need them to calm down
on the day of the World Cup draw, a reminder that the coach of the USMNT is an immigrant
December 5, 2025 at 7:17 PM
on the day of the World Cup draw, a reminder that the coach of the USMNT is an immigrant
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move over #whamageddon and @littledrummerboychallenge.com
earlier today, I regret to inform you that I was Quismoised
youtu.be/CfBfjcyEQe4?...
earlier today, I regret to inform you that I was Quismoised
youtu.be/CfBfjcyEQe4?...
Camila Cabello - I'll Be Home For Christmas (Amazon Original)
YouTube video by CamilaCabelloVEVO
youtu.be
December 5, 2025 at 5:39 PM
move over #whamageddon and @littledrummerboychallenge.com
earlier today, I regret to inform you that I was Quismoised
youtu.be/CfBfjcyEQe4?...
earlier today, I regret to inform you that I was Quismoised
youtu.be/CfBfjcyEQe4?...
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when you get a letter from a Toyota Camry:
December 5, 2025 at 3:40 PM
when you get a letter from a Toyota Camry:
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Score: 61.5 | Rank: 407/8,625
Top Brass 🎺 | ★★★★★
I scored better than 95.3% of #geogridgame players!
Board #608 | ♾️ Mode: Off
geogridgame.com
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Score: 61.5 | Rank: 407/8,625
Top Brass 🎺 | ★★★★★
I scored better than 95.3% of #geogridgame players!
Board #608 | ♾️ Mode: Off
geogridgame.com
GeoGrid - Test Your Geography Knowledge with Daily Puzzles!
GeoGrid - Play GeoGrid, a daily trivia game to test your geography knowledge! Challenge yourself with fun quizzes and trivia, and explore world geography.
geogridgame.com
December 5, 2025 at 5:01 PM
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Score: 61.5 | Rank: 407/8,625
Top Brass 🎺 | ★★★★★
I scored better than 95.3% of #geogridgame players!
Board #608 | ♾️ Mode: Off
geogridgame.com
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Score: 61.5 | Rank: 407/8,625
Top Brass 🎺 | ★★★★★
I scored better than 95.3% of #geogridgame players!
Board #608 | ♾️ Mode: Off
geogridgame.com
this new cast member on Vanderpump Rules has a massive mouth
December 5, 2025 at 5:23 AM
this new cast member on Vanderpump Rules has a massive mouth
since today's episode of Canada's Drag Race is the Snatch Game, sharing my celebrity suggestions for future queens:
🥌 Sandra Schmirler
🦫 Madeleine de Verchères
🚺 Professor Tricia from Letterkenny
📰 Ian Hanomansing (or HanoWomansing)
💨 Terrance and Phillip
7️⃣ 7ven from Sort Of
🥌 Sandra Schmirler
🦫 Madeleine de Verchères
🚺 Professor Tricia from Letterkenny
📰 Ian Hanomansing (or HanoWomansing)
💨 Terrance and Phillip
7️⃣ 7ven from Sort Of
December 5, 2025 at 12:58 AM
since today's episode of Canada's Drag Race is the Snatch Game, sharing my celebrity suggestions for future queens:
🥌 Sandra Schmirler
🦫 Madeleine de Verchères
🚺 Professor Tricia from Letterkenny
📰 Ian Hanomansing (or HanoWomansing)
💨 Terrance and Phillip
7️⃣ 7ven from Sort Of
🥌 Sandra Schmirler
🦫 Madeleine de Verchères
🚺 Professor Tricia from Letterkenny
📰 Ian Hanomansing (or HanoWomansing)
💨 Terrance and Phillip
7️⃣ 7ven from Sort Of
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Her Listening Age was 16 you sick fuck
December 4, 2025 at 6:06 PM
Her Listening Age was 16 you sick fuck
🌍 GeoHunter Daily Challenge
Dec 4, 2025
Score: 133 | Target: 122 (+11)
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geohuntergame.com
Dec 4, 2025
Score: 133 | Target: 122 (+11)
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geohuntergame.com
Geo Hunter - Geography Quiz Game
Test your world knowledge with this engaging geography quiz game featuring countries, flags, and world rankings!
geohuntergame.com
December 4, 2025 at 8:22 PM
🌍 GeoHunter Daily Challenge
Dec 4, 2025
Score: 133 | Target: 122 (+11)
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geohuntergame.com
Dec 4, 2025
Score: 133 | Target: 122 (+11)
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3/8
geohuntergame.com
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If not food, why food shaped?
December 4, 2025 at 6:44 PM
If not food, why food shaped?
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