Danielle Kurtzleben
@titonka.bsky.social
NPR White House correspondent. Former Vox, US News and World Report. Tariff explainer. Masculinity politics expert. Native Iowan. Girlboss. Jesus freak. Pianist. Writer. Real piece of work.
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Danielle Kurtzleben
@titonka.bsky.social
· Sep 10
When "authenticity" means "dudes"
As 2026 approaches, can we political reporters please not forget every damn thing we learned just last year for the love of God
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The oyster-shucking, baseball-playing, hands-working-with men have arrived on the 2026 political scene, and I have thoughts.
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Among the spam in my gmail account was this absolute belter from @titonka.bsky.social.
Apparently I am “a certain breed of middle-to-elder-Millennial” or maybe technically part dragon…
Apparently I am “a certain breed of middle-to-elder-Millennial” or maybe technically part dragon…
Anyway hey go read a new substack post that doesn’t make you want to light yourself on fire.
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November 27, 2025 at 12:21 PM
Among the spam in my gmail account was this absolute belter from @titonka.bsky.social.
Apparently I am “a certain breed of middle-to-elder-Millennial” or maybe technically part dragon…
Apparently I am “a certain breed of middle-to-elder-Millennial” or maybe technically part dragon…
Anyway hey go read a new substack post that doesn’t make you want to light yourself on fire.
November 26, 2025 at 9:58 PM
Anyway hey go read a new substack post that doesn’t make you want to light yourself on fire.
Every time I see a massive torching of journalistic ethics I think of that one time a farmer I was interviewing insisted I take a “boycott farm bureau” T-shirt he had made and I couldn’t get him to take no for an answer. And I felt weird about taking a “gift” from a source.
Fucking hell.
Fucking hell.
November 26, 2025 at 9:49 PM
Every time I see a massive torching of journalistic ethics I think of that one time a farmer I was interviewing insisted I take a “boycott farm bureau” T-shirt he had made and I couldn’t get him to take no for an answer. And I felt weird about taking a “gift” from a source.
Fucking hell.
Fucking hell.
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Trogdor Strikes Out at the Bar
Even I can't explain where this came from.
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November 26, 2025 at 2:15 PM
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Trogdor Strikes Out at the Bar
Even I can't explain where this came from.
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November 26, 2025 at 2:15 PM
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House of Leaves. Directed by Bong Joon-Ho or MAYBE David Fincher.
If you were a despotic president, what movie would you force Hollywood to make? I want to see Quentin's Star Trek movie or maybe Kill Bill Vol 3.
November 25, 2025 at 8:46 PM
House of Leaves. Directed by Bong Joon-Ho or MAYBE David Fincher.
Hear me out: two oscar best picture winners. One for BEST and one for MOST REWATCHABLE of the best picture nominees.
I submit to you that in 2024, Oppenheimer yes was best, but Barbie was most rewatchable. Last year, Conclave was most rewatchable. Best....i dunno but it wasn't Anora. 1/
I submit to you that in 2024, Oppenheimer yes was best, but Barbie was most rewatchable. Last year, Conclave was most rewatchable. Best....i dunno but it wasn't Anora. 1/
November 25, 2025 at 4:02 PM
Hear me out: two oscar best picture winners. One for BEST and one for MOST REWATCHABLE of the best picture nominees.
I submit to you that in 2024, Oppenheimer yes was best, but Barbie was most rewatchable. Last year, Conclave was most rewatchable. Best....i dunno but it wasn't Anora. 1/
I submit to you that in 2024, Oppenheimer yes was best, but Barbie was most rewatchable. Last year, Conclave was most rewatchable. Best....i dunno but it wasn't Anora. 1/
“So. How bout those illegal orders? Eh? Eh?”
If it’s illegal to say “refuse illegal orders” and it’s illegal to say “follow illegal orders” what is legal to say?
November 25, 2025 at 1:43 PM
“So. How bout those illegal orders? Eh? Eh?”
A remarkably stupid and juvenile newsletter coming this week. Go sign up: daniellekurtzleben.substack.com
November 24, 2025 at 2:14 AM
A remarkably stupid and juvenile newsletter coming this week. Go sign up: daniellekurtzleben.substack.com
I have no doubt that high prices are pissing people off (myself included) and worrying them. However: I am skeptical that *~*~*affordability*~*~* is the magic explanation for either this year's elections OR Trump's declining approval.
And here's why: 1/
And here's why: 1/
November 22, 2025 at 6:58 PM
I have no doubt that high prices are pissing people off (myself included) and worrying them. However: I am skeptical that *~*~*affordability*~*~* is the magic explanation for either this year's elections OR Trump's declining approval.
And here's why: 1/
And here's why: 1/
Not “everyone sucks here” but “everyone needs therapy here.”
November 22, 2025 at 11:25 AM
Not “everyone sucks here” but “everyone needs therapy here.”
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hey guys i made a seasonal meme
November 22, 2025 at 5:41 AM
hey guys i made a seasonal meme
How does my butt look when I'm dancing?
November 21, 2025 at 3:41 PM
How does my butt look when I'm dancing?
Hot take: the new Rosalia album is real good.
November 21, 2025 at 3:30 PM
Hot take: the new Rosalia album is real good.
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ICE’s Detention Center outside Chicago was sued on October 30 for allegedly abusing detainees. One day later, a "system crash" lost all video footage that could have shown how detainees were being treated. trib.al/QwT3aqI
November 21, 2025 at 12:12 AM
ICE’s Detention Center outside Chicago was sued on October 30 for allegedly abusing detainees. One day later, a "system crash" lost all video footage that could have shown how detainees were being treated. trib.al/QwT3aqI
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH
November 21, 2025 at 1:41 AM
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH
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Q: What did the president mean when he called a reporter "piggy"?
LEAVITT: Look, the president is very frank & honest with everyone in this room. You'll all seen it yourself. You've all experienced it yourselves. And I think it's one of the many reasons the American people reelected this president
LEAVITT: Look, the president is very frank & honest with everyone in this room. You'll all seen it yourself. You've all experienced it yourselves. And I think it's one of the many reasons the American people reelected this president
November 20, 2025 at 6:56 PM
Q: What did the president mean when he called a reporter "piggy"?
LEAVITT: Look, the president is very frank & honest with everyone in this room. You'll all seen it yourself. You've all experienced it yourselves. And I think it's one of the many reasons the American people reelected this president
LEAVITT: Look, the president is very frank & honest with everyone in this room. You'll all seen it yourself. You've all experienced it yourselves. And I think it's one of the many reasons the American people reelected this president
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Page One in Iowa.
November 20, 2025 at 11:25 AM
Page One in Iowa.
One of the best pieces of advice I've ever gotten from an editor:
"They don't all have to be dingers."
"They don't all have to be dingers."
November 19, 2025 at 5:19 PM
One of the best pieces of advice I've ever gotten from an editor:
"They don't all have to be dingers."
"They don't all have to be dingers."
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This is...sort of brilliant.
November 19, 2025 at 12:56 PM
This is...sort of brilliant.
My old econ journalist ass keeps reading that mortgage-backed securities are getting a warm black-tie welcome at the White House today. Wait why would you do that?
November 18, 2025 at 3:31 PM
My old econ journalist ass keeps reading that mortgage-backed securities are getting a warm black-tie welcome at the White House today. Wait why would you do that?
So ok isn’t there a thing where you don’t release raw intel?
By which I mean: yes releasing Epstein files means knowing more truth, means justice for victims, and those things are great.
And also…do we know that the files don’t contain a bunch of speculation, rumor, unproven information?
By which I mean: yes releasing Epstein files means knowing more truth, means justice for victims, and those things are great.
And also…do we know that the files don’t contain a bunch of speculation, rumor, unproven information?
November 18, 2025 at 1:30 PM
So ok isn’t there a thing where you don’t release raw intel?
By which I mean: yes releasing Epstein files means knowing more truth, means justice for victims, and those things are great.
And also…do we know that the files don’t contain a bunch of speculation, rumor, unproven information?
By which I mean: yes releasing Epstein files means knowing more truth, means justice for victims, and those things are great.
And also…do we know that the files don’t contain a bunch of speculation, rumor, unproven information?
Merely a “messy situation”! It’s fine!
Also I love the way Ryan characterizes sexual misconduct allegations against him in his little piece. Just kidding I did not love it at all www.nytimes.com/2017/12/11/b...
Ryan Lizza Fired by The New Yorker Over Sexual Misconduct Allegation (Published 2017)
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November 18, 2025 at 1:25 PM
Merely a “messy situation”! It’s fine!
Important news: Wally the porch goose is trying to find the guy that did this.
November 17, 2025 at 8:27 PM
Important news: Wally the porch goose is trying to find the guy that did this.