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Danielle Kurtzleben
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NPR White House correspondent. Former Vox, US News and World Report. Tariff explainer. Masculinity politics expert. Native Iowan. Girlboss. Jesus freak. Pianist. Writer. Real piece of work.

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Important news: Wally the porch goose is trying to find the guy that did this.
November 17, 2025 at 8:27 PM
Today in epstein emails: one to someone called "The Duke"...

"I don't know and have never met Al Gore. Clinton was never on the island."

And also... "the telephone book is not mine, it was stolen by my houseman that is currently in prison."

It's not mine and he stole it btw!
November 12, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Bahahahahahaha 12 hours later someone went “uhhh…”

Great job everyone.
November 6, 2025 at 1:44 PM
Ok I’m outside and I’m touching the grass and guys it’s not working do I need to like do it harder or something
October 29, 2025 at 1:02 PM
This was tucked under my car door handle this morning, and as a fellow Christian to whoever did this, let me say…this is not effective proselytizing. It is in fact kind of like the start of a horror movie.
October 17, 2025 at 12:32 PM
Ratio me. It’s a badge of honor. Oooooo yes I like it when you ratio me. Ooh now ratio me harder yessss. Now ratio me while the neighbors watch. Ok now wearing that costume. Yessss.
October 12, 2025 at 6:46 PM
PEAK DAHLIA SEASON RETURNS
October 2, 2025 at 6:23 PM
Oh just being super chill and watching a super chill comfort movie during a stressful week I’m fine
October 1, 2025 at 1:31 AM
Uhhhhh
September 29, 2025 at 4:43 PM
Wait what does this mean? Seems to say that if say Japan makes furniture *in Japan* he’ll tariff their goods?
September 29, 2025 at 1:08 PM
Using the phrase “needle drop” when talking about movies makes you sound like a douche.
September 25, 2025 at 8:34 PM
Oh @ari-shapiro.bsky.social you magnificent magnificent bastard. www.vulture.com/article/ari-...
September 25, 2025 at 6:35 PM
Reporters should get to write tweets for their own stories.
September 24, 2025 at 3:12 PM
“Sissy” football! It’s ALWAYS ABOUT GENDER.
September 15, 2025 at 2:30 PM
Another fun one.
September 4, 2025 at 9:04 PM
Watching the differing CNN/Fox chyrons during this RFK hearing has…really been something.
September 4, 2025 at 4:43 PM
Just finished this and welp I’m emotionally ruined. Even more than usual.
August 21, 2025 at 3:07 AM
August 19, 2025 at 2:09 AM
Crowd of pro Ukraine demonstrators outside WH grounds today ahead of the big meeting >>>
August 18, 2025 at 3:24 PM
Genuinely can’t think of a better way to cut loose after a … a real week. Live @magictavern.bsky.social show hell yeah baybee.
August 15, 2025 at 11:40 PM
UPDATE: she is BEAUTIFUL.
August 11, 2025 at 9:37 PM
Let us all now praise @hels.bsky.social for this excellence: www.newyorker.com/culture/anna...
August 11, 2025 at 5:56 PM
Nice of you to turn off replies. But also come on. Read the piece.
August 11, 2025 at 3:56 PM
I give Doechii one little 2-minute power-hug and NPR goes and overreacts.
August 9, 2025 at 7:22 AM
A long-ass day. Sometimes the view is good though.
August 8, 2025 at 11:36 PM