Harrison Tishler
@tishler.bsky.social
Fiery radical, merry prankster, provocateur, trickster
“Bryson Stott’s bunt in game two of the NLDS” I scream as they carry me into the psych ward
November 25, 2025 at 10:15 PM
“Bryson Stott’s bunt in game two of the NLDS” I scream as they carry me into the psych ward
30% off promo code is NOT Black Friday
November 24, 2025 at 4:19 AM
30% off promo code is NOT Black Friday
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sirianni is so so so so bad at in game management. it’s honestly incredible. three weeks in a row he makes an inexcusable mistake late and this time it finally bites them
November 24, 2025 at 12:42 AM
sirianni is so so so so bad at in game management. it’s honestly incredible. three weeks in a row he makes an inexcusable mistake late and this time it finally bites them
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Xavier Gipson is in the Epstein files
November 24, 2025 at 12:23 AM
Xavier Gipson is in the Epstein files
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Patullo needs the Blooper treatment.
November 24, 2025 at 12:10 AM
Patullo needs the Blooper treatment.
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The Cowboys are doing this against a good defense, the Eagles have been killed by one of the bottom in the league.
November 24, 2025 at 12:08 AM
The Cowboys are doing this against a good defense, the Eagles have been killed by one of the bottom in the league.
Jalen Hurts touchdown?
November 23, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Jalen Hurts touchdown?
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🎶 Fly Eagles Fly 🎶
November 23, 2025 at 4:20 PM
🎶 Fly Eagles Fly 🎶
This guy just went for 50 btw
November 21, 2025 at 3:26 AM
This guy just went for 50 btw
Yeah, the black jerseys are tough in real life
November 21, 2025 at 1:14 AM
Yeah, the black jerseys are tough in real life
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This is an accidentally honest answer. What she's saying in code is:
"The President is a misogynist, petulant bully. You've all seen him be a misogynist, petulant bully. And lots of voters out there are also misogynist or petulant or bullies and that's why they like him."
"The President is a misogynist, petulant bully. You've all seen him be a misogynist, petulant bully. And lots of voters out there are also misogynist or petulant or bullies and that's why they like him."
Q: What did the president mean when he called a reporter "piggy"?
LEAVITT: Look, the president is very frank & honest with everyone in this room. You'll all seen it yourself. You've all experienced it yourselves. And I think it's one of the many reasons the American people reelected this president
LEAVITT: Look, the president is very frank & honest with everyone in this room. You'll all seen it yourself. You've all experienced it yourselves. And I think it's one of the many reasons the American people reelected this president
November 20, 2025 at 7:17 PM
This is an accidentally honest answer. What she's saying in code is:
"The President is a misogynist, petulant bully. You've all seen him be a misogynist, petulant bully. And lots of voters out there are also misogynist or petulant or bullies and that's why they like him."
"The President is a misogynist, petulant bully. You've all seen him be a misogynist, petulant bully. And lots of voters out there are also misogynist or petulant or bullies and that's why they like him."
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Before the midterms of 1866, President Andrew Johnson called his congressional opponents traitors and said they should be hanged.
Voters were so profoundly moved by his words... that they gave his opponents a supermajority in Congress, and the nation got the Fourteenth Amendment.
Voters were so profoundly moved by his words... that they gave his opponents a supermajority in Congress, and the nation got the Fourteenth Amendment.
November 20, 2025 at 3:33 PM
Before the midterms of 1866, President Andrew Johnson called his congressional opponents traitors and said they should be hanged.
Voters were so profoundly moved by his words... that they gave his opponents a supermajority in Congress, and the nation got the Fourteenth Amendment.
Voters were so profoundly moved by his words... that they gave his opponents a supermajority in Congress, and the nation got the Fourteenth Amendment.
Dancing on my own is playing at Whole Foods and my body just contracted into itself in pain
November 19, 2025 at 11:39 PM
Dancing on my own is playing at Whole Foods and my body just contracted into itself in pain
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Larry Summers Announces He Will Step Down From Chair With Belt Around Neck
November 19, 2025 at 9:26 PM
Larry Summers Announces He Will Step Down From Chair With Belt Around Neck
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J6er Jake Lang got punched yesterday in Dearborn, Michigan during his anti-Muslim march.
November 19, 2025 at 5:56 PM
J6er Jake Lang got punched yesterday in Dearborn, Michigan during his anti-Muslim march.
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I just realized that british people probably call them “zed zed top” disgusting.
November 19, 2025 at 12:13 PM
I just realized that british people probably call them “zed zed top” disgusting.
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bill, brother. you could be on the golf course right this moment. you could be on a boat every day of your life. instead you're at adult stunt cheerleading competitions in your spare time while trying to get unc to whatever they call the meineke car care bowl these days.
Bill Belichick attended a cheerleading competition in Raleigh, where he supported his girlfriend Jordon, a member of a coed adult cheerleading team. #BillBelichick #CollegeFootball #football
November 19, 2025 at 3:37 PM
bill, brother. you could be on the golf course right this moment. you could be on a boat every day of your life. instead you're at adult stunt cheerleading competitions in your spare time while trying to get unc to whatever they call the meineke car care bowl these days.
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Escape room where the thing you are trying to escape is reading about Olivia Nuzzi
November 18, 2025 at 2:59 AM
Escape room where the thing you are trying to escape is reading about Olivia Nuzzi
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Trump: "No matter who you are, everybody loves something at McDonald's. I like the fish. Khhhhh. I like it. You could do a little bit more tartar sauce though please. Seriously."
November 18, 2025 at 12:04 AM
Trump: "No matter who you are, everybody loves something at McDonald's. I like the fish. Khhhhh. I like it. You could do a little bit more tartar sauce though please. Seriously."
I need to know approximately 99.9% less about Olivia Nuzzi than I do
November 18, 2025 at 4:47 AM
I need to know approximately 99.9% less about Olivia Nuzzi than I do
Coop and Big Dom ringside at Monday Night Raw, happy Dallas week
November 18, 2025 at 1:49 AM
Coop and Big Dom ringside at Monday Night Raw, happy Dallas week
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Trump's playlist includes the Undertaker's theme before his remarks at the McDonald's Summit
November 17, 2025 at 11:15 PM
Trump's playlist includes the Undertaker's theme before his remarks at the McDonald's Summit
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Couldn't remember Jon Hamm's name or the name of his character. So I made a discovery
November 17, 2025 at 6:07 PM
Couldn't remember Jon Hamm's name or the name of his character. So I made a discovery
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He was a Whopper, I was a McRib—back for a limited time, only at participating locations. He told me to "have it your way," I was content enough to say "I'm lovin' it." Could I really be his Burger Queen? He doesn't have a worm in his brain by the way. So the memes are wrong, the ones about the worm
November 17, 2025 at 3:35 PM
He was a Whopper, I was a McRib—back for a limited time, only at participating locations. He told me to "have it your way," I was content enough to say "I'm lovin' it." Could I really be his Burger Queen? He doesn't have a worm in his brain by the way. So the memes are wrong, the ones about the worm