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Tiny Little Hippo
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Seeing all of these "movie you've watched more than 6 times" posts and realising that apparently you don't all just watch your small collection of loved films until the cassettes wear out?? 😂
December 8, 2025 at 5:12 PM
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One more silly xeno for the road.
#xenovember #unclenchyourjaw #jaws #darkart
November 29, 2025 at 6:58 PM
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Anyway time to post this again.

AI is a tool of fascism.
November 21, 2025 at 2:09 PM
Dog has licked our cosy sofa blanket so much that I now get to spend Saturday morning stood in a little shed outside a petrol station (to prevent anyone dragging it out of the dryer and dumping it in the wet car park 😅) - huge blankets are nice, but better if you own a big enough washing machine...
November 22, 2025 at 11:27 AM
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“what radicalized you” idk paying attention
October 29, 2025 at 5:03 PM
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"This fucking sucks" and "all is lost" are two different sentences.

Don't say the second when you mean the first.
October 27, 2025 at 3:29 PM
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"but it's everywhere now so we just have to accept it's the new reality" motherfucker we can just stop putting it everywhere! we did it with asbestos and CFCs and lead-based paint or petrol and make-up with arsenic in it! if everyone is using something and it's bad, we can choose to stop!
"anti-AI people should just learn more about it" motherfucker I know so much about it, that's why I'm anti-AI
October 6, 2025 at 5:50 PM
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Here is some non-satire for you:

Trans rights forever.
September 14, 2025 at 4:27 PM
This is the level of alt text I aspire to - properly funny while also a genuinely good description of the image
September 1, 2025 at 7:01 PM
If you like piña coladas
And drinking rum on the train 🎶
August 30, 2025 at 1:36 PM
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I fucking love birds and I fucking hate TERFS
August 14, 2025 at 8:37 AM
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August 12, 2025 at 1:08 PM
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Reading the news this morning was a mistake. I think the best thing any human being can do is to continue to try to be a good person and always do the right thing even - especially - in a world where, increasingly, there is no reward for doing so. All we ever have is our integrity.
August 11, 2025 at 8:01 AM
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January 22, 2025 at 8:20 PM
A friend shared this with me earlier and I feel like the artist had my actual dog in mind when she painted this 😅🤣
July 9, 2025 at 5:17 PM
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legit offended by bird people that call female birds and their different colours dull and not as interesting because quite frankly fuck off bringing human misogyny into the beautiful world of all the birds
July 8, 2025 at 7:37 PM
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If bees were the size of dogs do you reckon there would be, like, crufts, but for bees. Imagine *showing a bee* on a little lead. Flying it round the ring. All 3D obstacle course agility. Bee getting distracted by a bright floral dress in the front row and bumping up against a brightly-coloured boob
June 3, 2025 at 4:29 PM
Dislocated one side of my jaw by yawning? (I don't have hypermobility/EDS/loose joints)

Gave myself a black eye by opening a car door into my own face? (I had not been drinking)

Broke a toe by rolling over in bed?

😅
What's the stupidest way you've hurt yourself?

Oh I'm so glad you asked! I knocked myself out with a frozen bag of omelettes.
May 20, 2025 at 4:32 PM
Didn't sleep enough last night, haven't drunk enough water today, digestive system's acting up and I haven't made it out of my pyjamas at 4pm. But sitting in the warm shade is still pretty nice
May 17, 2025 at 3:12 PM
Happy Birthday from a small silly man who really doesn't trust the possessed ball (to which I say: fair. Also, he's not allowed to play with it without close supervision, for anyone worried about that). You've already had a photo of this little guy so I thought a video might be nice too 😊
May 10, 2025 at 9:31 AM
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solidarity means being willing to share in the fate of others
May 2, 2025 at 12:11 PM
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Trans rights are human rights.

Today. And everyday.

Solidarity.

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April 16, 2025 at 9:54 AM
Trans women are women. Trans men are men. You can take it to the courts, you can battle it out in the media, it doesn't make you right or respectable. If you refuse to treat a trans woman as a woman, you have lost my respect and good will. I hope you find yourselves on the wrong side of history.
April 16, 2025 at 10:13 AM
Me sowing: Haha fuck yeah!!! Yes!!
Me reaping: Well this fucking sucks. What the fuck.
March 31, 2025 at 9:07 AM
Having a cold in the past involved a pick-and-mix of symptoms: sniffles, sore throat, blocked sinuses, headache, fever, tender skin, coughing, cardboard taste, etc. Just a handful of crap that left me feeling sorry for myself.
March 20, 2025 at 2:45 PM