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TinkerElla95 ⏸️
@tinkerella95.bsky.social
Humanist. Hufflepuff. English BA. Preschool Teacher. Most likely to offer you food even though you’re not hungry.
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@noahtopper.bsky.social’s Wife.
I’m just gonna say it: I preferred the green apple flavored skittle over the lime flavor. I don’t like that they brought lime back.
May 26, 2025 at 7:15 PM
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May 23, 2025 at 1:35 PM
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“The body keeps score.” Yes well I’d appreciate it if my body and my PTSD would go no-contact or call a mercy rule 🫠
May 21, 2025 at 12:56 AM
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Happy Birthday to the one and only Taskmaster himself. Greg Davies.
May 13, 2025 at 11:10 PM
Finally getting our wedding photos put into an album. We were so extremely sick that day. It’s hard to remember it. But looking at these photos, we were so happy. I’m bawling.
May 10, 2025 at 10:09 PM
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EVERY CHEF ON TV:
"TODAY I'M GOING TO SHOW YOU HOW TO MAKE SOMETHING WITH SIMPLE INGREDIENTS EVERYONE HAS IN THEIR PANTRY. I'M STARTING WITH ICELANDIC SEA SALT, YAK BUTTER, A SPRIG OF MOON BASIL AND EXACTLY 3 TEARS FROM A LAUGHING ALPACA
May 2, 2025 at 5:56 PM
I feel like the less I’m on TikTok the more my algorithm falls apart… making me slowly want to be on TikTok less and less.
May 1, 2025 at 11:26 PM
I love Cheerios with honey drizzled over them. I can’t stand Honey Nut Cheerios. Some thought I was weird for this. Turns out there’s almond flavor in Honey Nut Cheerios. They’re not just Cheerios with honey.
April 30, 2025 at 6:02 AM
Idk when it officially started, but I truly have entered my pansexual era and I’m so fucking happy to be here! 🩷💛🩵
April 28, 2025 at 5:09 AM
The problem with me teaching my husband how to cook:
He needs things to be exact. I do not cook most things according to exact directions… it’s based on my gut.
April 27, 2025 at 12:26 AM
I had a Fitbit from early 2017 until Jan 2025. I got an Apple Watch against my will (it was a deal with our new phones). I don’t need the bells and whistles of an Apple Watch. I’m officially going back to Fitbit. IMO the UI is better. Battery life is better. It’s more comfortable on my tiny wrist.
April 26, 2025 at 11:10 PM
My favorite cartoons:

- Steven Universe
- Bluey
- Tales of Arcadia
- Rugrats
- Recess
- PB&J Otter
- Avatar the Last Airbender
- Scooby Doo
- Invader Zim
April 24, 2025 at 6:23 PM
I know it’s necessary to test fire alarms… but I feel like our building tests them so frequently the residents are going to be desensitized to it.
April 23, 2025 at 5:35 PM
April 23, 2025 at 2:26 AM
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NEW: The U.S. measles outbreak has reached 800 confirmed cases across 24 states, the CDC said Friday—88 more than last week. That’s nearly triple the 285 cases reported in all of 2024.

In February, HHS Secretary RFK Jr.—a notorious anti-vaxxer—dismissed the outbreak as “not unusual.”
April 19, 2025 at 1:49 PM
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my toxic trait is thinking “once this week is over it’ll calm down” every week forever
April 19, 2025 at 8:30 PM
Guess it’s a migraine day. Time to turn on Bluey.
April 17, 2025 at 5:10 PM
I keep seeing people say “let’s give them 1788 France” sure I know the French had some banger revolutions, but like why can’t we give them 1775 USA? Ours was a bit of a knock out and we made that last us for over 200yrs. Remind them the Americans are the OG revolutionaries.
April 16, 2025 at 5:50 PM
Can I find motivation to read books for myself because they bring me joy? No 🥱
What if my husband offers to read the series too? Fuck yeah cause now it’s a challenge 😎
April 16, 2025 at 2:22 PM
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This is what true love looks like.
April 8, 2025 at 5:07 PM
Signed up for a bunch of free mail order catalogs just to feel more alive. 😄
April 16, 2025 at 2:16 PM
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There is a severe problem happening in the bee world:

Bees are dying & this year 2025 80% of the Bee population has died.

This is catastrophic for the planet.

So I am asking my sweetest friends with money & pull: lets get Honey Tree Healing Farm going to repopulate bees, trees & feed the world.
April 11, 2025 at 7:22 PM
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April 1, 2025 at 5:42 PM
I despise April Fool’s Day. It’s an excuse to lie, scare, prank, and hurt people’s feelings in the name of humor. I spend this day every year frustrated, confused, and a little afraid. Genuinely if you fool me, it will severely hurt my feelings and I will hold a grudge for all time.
April 1, 2025 at 8:51 PM