At a family birthday party and my grandma told my grandpa his sister was here. I leaned over to my wife and said “Honestly I didn’t know he had a sister…”
July 12, 2025 at 10:05 PM
At a family birthday party and my grandma told my grandpa his sister was here. I leaned over to my wife and said “Honestly I didn’t know he had a sister…”
I should memorize people’s faces better when they ask me to watch their stuff
June 25, 2025 at 4:07 PM
I should memorize people’s faces better when they ask me to watch their stuff
The best life extension intervention is watching/listening to stuff at 1.5x speed
June 22, 2025 at 10:08 PM
The best life extension intervention is watching/listening to stuff at 1.5x speed
"don't let the perfect be the enemy of the good" okay sure but how do find the optimal balance between the perfect and the good
June 18, 2025 at 3:34 AM
"don't let the perfect be the enemy of the good" okay sure but how do find the optimal balance between the perfect and the good
Nothing makes me want to respond to your question less than when you add two question marks to the end
June 9, 2025 at 8:45 PM
Nothing makes me want to respond to your question less than when you add two question marks to the end
I’m sorry fake Twitter, real Twitter has been too addictive lately, I keep forgetting about you
June 8, 2025 at 1:28 AM
I’m sorry fake Twitter, real Twitter has been too addictive lately, I keep forgetting about you
guys i don’t think the crystal gems can save the day this time
May 26, 2025 at 9:10 PM
guys i don’t think the crystal gems can save the day this time
*watch the new taskmaster*
*watch @mattcolville.bsky.social watch the new taskmaster*
*listen to ed gamble talk about the new taskmaster on the taskmaster podcast*
Do I have a problem? 🤔
*watch @mattcolville.bsky.social watch the new taskmaster*
*listen to ed gamble talk about the new taskmaster on the taskmaster podcast*
Do I have a problem? 🤔
May 25, 2025 at 2:19 AM
*watch the new taskmaster*
*watch @mattcolville.bsky.social watch the new taskmaster*
*listen to ed gamble talk about the new taskmaster on the taskmaster podcast*
Do I have a problem? 🤔
*watch @mattcolville.bsky.social watch the new taskmaster*
*listen to ed gamble talk about the new taskmaster on the taskmaster podcast*
Do I have a problem? 🤔
We had a game night at work tonight and they all decided I should be in charge of game night from now on lol
May 21, 2025 at 3:49 AM
We had a game night at work tonight and they all decided I should be in charge of game night from now on lol
My wife moderates a Disney Facebook group and had to reject this post, which I think is a work of high art
May 3, 2025 at 5:27 AM
My wife moderates a Disney Facebook group and had to reject this post, which I think is a work of high art
New Zealand comedian Guy Montgomery on the dangers of constantly thinking in terms of utility maximization as a guide for action www.youtube.com/clip/UgkxVv9...
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April 27, 2025 at 5:38 AM
New Zealand comedian Guy Montgomery on the dangers of constantly thinking in terms of utility maximization as a guide for action www.youtube.com/clip/UgkxVv9...
My take away was that apparently “1:1 ratio” can mean absolutely anything in cooking. Can mean equal amounts of two ingredients, or one cup of A for every tablespoon of B, or whatever. Just chaos.
The problem with me teaching my husband how to cook:
He needs things to be exact. I do not cook most things according to exact directions… it’s based on my gut.
He needs things to be exact. I do not cook most things according to exact directions… it’s based on my gut.
April 27, 2025 at 1:41 AM
My take away was that apparently “1:1 ratio” can mean absolutely anything in cooking. Can mean equal amounts of two ingredients, or one cup of A for every tablespoon of B, or whatever. Just chaos.
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Eight year old: Who is the pope?
Me: Begins to explain…
Eight year old, interrupting: “It turns out I don’t care about that.”
Me: Begins to explain…
Eight year old, interrupting: “It turns out I don’t care about that.”
April 26, 2025 at 3:59 PM
Eight year old: Who is the pope?
Me: Begins to explain…
Eight year old, interrupting: “It turns out I don’t care about that.”
Me: Begins to explain…
Eight year old, interrupting: “It turns out I don’t care about that.”
Wife: *doing dishes* “Eh, I’m not scrubbing that, I don’t have the spoons.”
Me: “Oh, they’re in the sink.”
Me: “Oh, they’re in the sink.”
April 26, 2025 at 1:27 AM
Wife: *doing dishes* “Eh, I’m not scrubbing that, I don’t have the spoons.”
Me: “Oh, they’re in the sink.”
Me: “Oh, they’re in the sink.”
I don’t have face blindness but I may have nose blindness. My wife will be like “wow this guy has exactly the same nose as our friend Dave” or whatever and I’m like wtf are you talking about how would you know that
April 23, 2025 at 3:40 AM
I don’t have face blindness but I may have nose blindness. My wife will be like “wow this guy has exactly the same nose as our friend Dave” or whatever and I’m like wtf are you talking about how would you know that
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Take that, Bill Maher.
April 22, 2025 at 9:15 PM
Take that, Bill Maher.
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Wife has taken to watching Bluey
April 22, 2025 at 4:03 AM
Wife has taken to watching Bluey
This is what true love looks like.
April 8, 2025 at 5:07 PM
This is what true love looks like.
Me watching Hamilton
April 7, 2025 at 2:12 AM
Me watching Hamilton
Look what the stork brought!
March 31, 2025 at 5:48 AM
Look what the stork brought!
I have purchased tickets to Less Online.
March 31, 2025 at 4:21 AM
I have purchased tickets to Less Online.
pov: your wife said the vowels feel like the even numbers and you said they feel more like the odds
March 20, 2025 at 6:03 AM
pov: your wife said the vowels feel like the even numbers and you said they feel more like the odds