Tim Wilsie
@timwilsie.bsky.social
Cartoonist and UX Designer in Syracuse, NY. COMMISSIONS ARE OPEN: https://ko-fi.com/timwilsie/commissions - There will also be jokes. Lots of jokes. he/him
https://ko-fi.com/timwilsie | patreon.com/timwilsie | timwilsie.com
https://ko-fi.com/timwilsie | patreon.com/timwilsie | timwilsie.com
I’ve had a bunch of metal Star Wars miniatures since I was a kid. They were beat up pretty bad. Here’s a freshly repainted Han Solo ready for action at the battle of Hoth.
December 9, 2025 at 2:32 AM
I’ve had a bunch of metal Star Wars miniatures since I was a kid. They were beat up pretty bad. Here’s a freshly repainted Han Solo ready for action at the battle of Hoth.
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Another evening portfolio bump
December 8, 2025 at 8:42 PM
Another evening portfolio bump
Your annual reminder that the Replicators on Star Trek use poop to make stuff.
December 8, 2025 at 8:04 PM
Your annual reminder that the Replicators on Star Trek use poop to make stuff.
Sci-fi background displays for figures? Would people want that?
December 8, 2025 at 7:23 PM
Sci-fi background displays for figures? Would people want that?
Putting this out there again! Make me draw things! Buy my puppet strings at the lowest prices ever for your own nefarious purposes!
Friendly reminder that I'm taking commissions for the holidays to help make some ends meet. Tiny watercolor and ink drawings make great gifts for art lovers! ko-fi.com/timwilsie/co...
Tim Wilsie's Commissions
Commissions Open! Click to see Tim Wilsie's commission menu.
ko-fi.com
December 8, 2025 at 4:11 PM
Putting this out there again! Make me draw things! Buy my puppet strings at the lowest prices ever for your own nefarious purposes!
I support all of this! Except calling the PSP retro tech. F**k you for that. 💀🪦
Why do Gen Z have a growing appetite for retro tech?
Why do Gen Z have a growing appetite for retro tech?
Gen Z are going retro, with studies showing a resurgence in people buying tech in the modern age that can be dated back decades.
www.bbc.com
December 8, 2025 at 3:43 PM
I support all of this! Except calling the PSP retro tech. F**k you for that. 💀🪦
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If there's a better way to let people know you're available for work than writing a curse word laden blog post, I simply do not want to hear it!
Jokes aside, what do YOU call this kind of contact page?
www.nicchan.me/blog/the-f-o...
Jokes aside, what do YOU call this kind of contact page?
www.nicchan.me/blog/the-f-o...
The f*** off contact page - Nic Chan
How to get people to NOT contact you
www.nicchan.me
December 8, 2025 at 7:34 AM
If there's a better way to let people know you're available for work than writing a curse word laden blog post, I simply do not want to hear it!
Jokes aside, what do YOU call this kind of contact page?
www.nicchan.me/blog/the-f-o...
Jokes aside, what do YOU call this kind of contact page?
www.nicchan.me/blog/the-f-o...
I’ll never understand my family’s insistence that I am an oracle of all technology. My mom called and asked for trail camera recommendations. At no point have I mentioned, discussed, or hinted that I know anything about them. She was surprised by this? 😖
December 8, 2025 at 2:29 PM
I’ll never understand my family’s insistence that I am an oracle of all technology. My mom called and asked for trail camera recommendations. At no point have I mentioned, discussed, or hinted that I know anything about them. She was surprised by this? 😖
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So love wobbegongs. Everything is good about the wobbegong. Its name. Its flattened Oscar the Grouch face. Its frondy bits. Its lazy life as a hungry rug. And it’s a shark. Outstanding animal 10/10
The Tasselled Wobbegong is a master of disguise that can eat a fish almost as big as itself in one gulp. It's classified as a shark, but when it lays on the sea floor it looks like a harmless rug if you manage to see it. But with powerful jaws and sharp teeth they are no fish to mess with.
December 8, 2025 at 9:49 AM
So love wobbegongs. Everything is good about the wobbegong. Its name. Its flattened Oscar the Grouch face. Its frondy bits. Its lazy life as a hungry rug. And it’s a shark. Outstanding animal 10/10
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If some guy stole my shit and made millions off it while wiping out my job prospects, and you, as my friend, bought that guy's cheap mass market replica of my shit, you and i would for obvious reasons have a problem. It being a massive company, not a guy, actually makes it even more of a problem.
December 8, 2025 at 5:14 AM
If some guy stole my shit and made millions off it while wiping out my job prospects, and you, as my friend, bought that guy's cheap mass market replica of my shit, you and i would for obvious reasons have a problem. It being a massive company, not a guy, actually makes it even more of a problem.
Painted the third sci-fi panel from @sublightdrive.bsky.social’s holiday ornament plans. Huge thanks to them for creating an easy way to get into this hobby. There’s nothing scarier than a blank canvas, and these simple plans helped me overcome that!
December 7, 2025 at 11:02 PM
Painted the third sci-fi panel from @sublightdrive.bsky.social’s holiday ornament plans. Huge thanks to them for creating an easy way to get into this hobby. There’s nothing scarier than a blank canvas, and these simple plans helped me overcome that!
They’re selling dialysis to people that don’t need it. You should NOT want dialysis. People that need it (for kidney failure treatment) don’t even want it.
WTF IS WRONG WITH THESE PEOPLE?!
WTF IS WRONG WITH THESE PEOPLE?!
December 6, 2025 at 6:41 PM
They’re selling dialysis to people that don’t need it. You should NOT want dialysis. People that need it (for kidney failure treatment) don’t even want it.
WTF IS WRONG WITH THESE PEOPLE?!
WTF IS WRONG WITH THESE PEOPLE?!
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to commemorate alan dye moving from apple to meta, here's one of his best quotes
December 4, 2025 at 11:19 AM
to commemorate alan dye moving from apple to meta, here's one of his best quotes
*cracks beer* Whatever you say, Sylvania 🍻
December 5, 2025 at 8:29 PM
*cracks beer* Whatever you say, Sylvania 🍻
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the rabbits outside my office window have achieved a near perfect roundness
December 4, 2025 at 3:51 PM
the rabbits outside my office window have achieved a near perfect roundness
I submit that any Call of Duty murder simulator contains more violence and atrocities than Horse. And they market that game to children, even though they will never admit it.
Humble's now banned it too, post-launch:
www.ign.com/articles/hor...
www.ign.com/articles/hor...
Horses, the Upsetting Horror Game Previously Banned on Steam, Gets Last Minute Ban From Epic Games Store Too - IGN
Last week, we reported that disturbing horror game Horses had been banned from Steam. Now, at the last possible minute before the game was set to release widely across other PC store fronts, Epic Game...
www.ign.com
December 3, 2025 at 4:23 PM
I submit that any Call of Duty murder simulator contains more violence and atrocities than Horse. And they market that game to children, even though they will never admit it.
I watched a play through of Horses. It will go down as one of the most important artistic works the medium has ever produced.
December 3, 2025 at 4:03 PM
I watched a play through of Horses. It will go down as one of the most important artistic works the medium has ever produced.
Friendly reminder that I'm taking commissions for the holidays to help make some ends meet. Tiny watercolor and ink drawings make great gifts for art lovers! ko-fi.com/timwilsie/co...
Tim Wilsie's Commissions
Commissions Open! Click to see Tim Wilsie's commission menu.
ko-fi.com
December 3, 2025 at 1:04 PM
Friendly reminder that I'm taking commissions for the holidays to help make some ends meet. Tiny watercolor and ink drawings make great gifts for art lovers! ko-fi.com/timwilsie/co...
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Hi! It’s me again. I’ve setup a proper commission request form through Ko-fi. Please consider buying a great piece of custom art, and/or share this with others. Your support is deeply appreciated 🫶
ko-fi.com/timwilsie/co...
ko-fi.com/timwilsie/co...
Tim Wilsie's Commissions
Commissions Open! Click to see Tim Wilsie's commission menu.
ko-fi.com
December 1, 2025 at 10:23 PM
Hi! It’s me again. I’ve setup a proper commission request form through Ko-fi. Please consider buying a great piece of custom art, and/or share this with others. Your support is deeply appreciated 🫶
ko-fi.com/timwilsie/co...
ko-fi.com/timwilsie/co...
That nerd thing where you suddenly feel the need to tweak your perfectly working surround system at 11:15…
December 2, 2025 at 4:19 AM
That nerd thing where you suddenly feel the need to tweak your perfectly working surround system at 11:15…
I showed my mini-painting local friend how to scratch build cool sci-fi stuff with styrene yesterday. Instantly hooked! So now I also have a scratch building friend. 😄
December 1, 2025 at 8:42 PM
I showed my mini-painting local friend how to scratch build cool sci-fi stuff with styrene yesterday. Instantly hooked! So now I also have a scratch building friend. 😄
“Oh you’re an artist? My 8 year old is too! You two probably have a lot in common.”
What’s the worst question someone can ask after you tell them your profession? For linguists, it’s definitely “how many languages do you speak?”, but I’m curious what else is happening to the rest of y’all out there?!
December 1, 2025 at 7:11 PM
“Oh you’re an artist? My 8 year old is too! You two probably have a lot in common.”
Hey friends! Unfortunately I learned that my current gig will be ending right after Christmas. But in the spirit of turning these lemons into explosive lemons, I'm OPENING UP COMMISSIONS! Help me spread the word and make some cool art for people.✌️
A couple of ink and watercolor commissions on a quiet Sunday evening. Want one of your own? Let me know!
December 1, 2025 at 3:12 PM
Hey friends! Unfortunately I learned that my current gig will be ending right after Christmas. But in the spirit of turning these lemons into explosive lemons, I'm OPENING UP COMMISSIONS! Help me spread the word and make some cool art for people.✌️
A couple of ink and watercolor commissions on a quiet Sunday evening. Want one of your own? Let me know!
November 30, 2025 at 11:23 PM
A couple of ink and watercolor commissions on a quiet Sunday evening. Want one of your own? Let me know!
He’s right. Everyone should stop talking about the Unreal engine. Nobody cares about what you use to make a game, right Mr. Sweeney?
"Why stop at AI use? We could have mandatory disclosures for what shampoo brand the developer uses" — Epic boss Tim Sweeney says Steam should ditch its AI generated content disclosure. https://bit.ly/4a193vt
November 30, 2025 at 2:49 PM
He’s right. Everyone should stop talking about the Unreal engine. Nobody cares about what you use to make a game, right Mr. Sweeney?