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Jolly Old Satan Claus
@timedude.bsky.social
Leftist, Nazi Puncher, Husband, Dog Dad, Writer, Gamer, Gardener, Scalawag
He/Him/Doctor/Dude
Compost the rich!
I write: https://dociverse.wordpress.com/
I talk on my Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/DocCross
I should show some compassion, but... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
December 21, 2025 at 6:33 AM
LOL!
December 21, 2025 at 2:31 AM
#TTRPG
In case you're interested, I'm over on the Steve Jackson Games Discord handing out helpful hints on running Toon games.
December 21, 2025 at 2:29 AM
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Bay Area authorities are searching for two people after video captured what officials described as a deliberate attack on a federally protected elephant seal at Point Reyes National Seashore.
Rocks thrown at elephant seal on Northern California beach, feds seek suspects
Bay Area authorities are searching for two people after video captured what officials described as a deliberate attack on a federally protected elephant seal at Point Reyes National Seashore.
bit.ly
December 20, 2025 at 7:30 PM
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Simply a pedophile.
December 19, 2025 at 8:47 PM
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There are roughly 4-5 mllion transgender people in the US (about 1.5% of the population).

There are roughly 70,000 conservative Christian clergy. There are about 730,000 cops. 0.8 million total.

There are somewhere close to 1,300-1,500 cases of outside-the-home Child Sexual Assault per year.
Transgender folks are less that 2% of the population. They act like it is an epidemic of people which is simply not so. They are a vulnerable and small segment of the population and they need to be left alone to be who they are.
December 19, 2025 at 8:27 PM
To be fair, that's because he's a low IQ nitwit with dementia.
LMAO Trump is butchering one name after the next
December 19, 2025 at 8:40 PM
If the phrase "never been seen before" were to vanish, Orange Porky would lose half his vocabulary.
Trump: "The only reason our unemployment tucked up and went up to 4.5 percent [it's actually 4.6 percent] is because we are reducing the government workforce by numbers that have never been seen before."
December 19, 2025 at 8:38 PM
Fuck you, Rubio.
Rubio on Russia-Ukraine: "It's not our war. It's a war on another continent."
December 19, 2025 at 8:36 PM
This is a LAW, folks. People should be getting arrested for breaking it.
The Epstein Files Transparency Act clearly states that the Attorney General "shall make publicly available all unclassified records, documents, communications, and investigative materials."

Not some, but ALL.
December 19, 2025 at 8:36 PM
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It's a war on child health they are waging. First vaccines, now this.
December 19, 2025 at 7:30 PM
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Every day Trump has to remind people that he is an obnoxious ass who only cares about himself and has no consideration for others, in case anyone forgot that. bsky.app/profile/atru...
5 minutes later, folks are still just standing around and waiting for Trump (keep in mind this event was supposed to start more than 70 minutes ago).
December 19, 2025 at 7:20 PM
Adios,you motherfucker. See you on trial someday soon.
Bongino saw the Epstein files unredacted. He knows Trump raped young girls.

No NDA that Trump has him sign is going to stop us from getting this shithead on the witness stand and holding him accountable for protecting Trump.
December 18, 2025 at 3:19 AM
December 17, 2025 at 8:10 AM
Yep, no takebacks, you dizzy fucking twits.
I’m sorry, but that’s not how this works.
December 16, 2025 at 8:19 PM
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Non-denial denials from Susie Wiles

You'll notice she just shoots chaff at everybody else but disputes none of the quotes

Not the part about Trump's alcoholic personality, Vance being a conspiracy theorist, Musk micro-dosing

It's Fake Umbrage
December 16, 2025 at 7:31 PM
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Vanity Fair should announce they are releasing the audio recordings of every Susie Wiles quote she claimed as being out of context, along with the adjacent quotes, so we can all see that the context was spot f*cking on.
December 16, 2025 at 8:01 PM
Adios,you shorteyed motherfucker. Pity he couldn't die twice.
Ryan McDonough: Cardiologist from Wasilla, Alaska - voted to ban gender affirming care as "unprofessional conduct."

Dec 11: He was arrested on 10 counts of possession of CSAM.

Dec 12: He posted $50k bond and left.

Dec 14: His house burned to the ground. A body was found, and believed to be his.
1. In Alaska, the right wing govt handpicked doctors to the Medical Board to ban trans youth care.

A month after after, one anti-trans doctor was arrested for child porn.

The day after he was bailed out, his home burned down, with reports suggesting he was found deceased.

Our latest wild story.
December 16, 2025 at 6:55 AM
Somebody fixed it.
December 16, 2025 at 6:53 AM
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Elon's little serfs are quite literally begging journalists to come back because every publicly available source of data shows people have fled the platform and young people won't use it.

They are literally begging regular people to come back. Don't do it! It is a website by and for actual Nazis!
December 15, 2025 at 1:27 AM
I saw Bondi Shooting trending and got very excited, then I read the sad truth.
December 14, 2025 at 8:11 PM
He's never had a fucking clue, let alone a plan.
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Hey America,
this meme is nearly nine years old . . .

ISIS is still alive . . . and Trump is still a lying loudmouth !

💠 😠 💠
December 14, 2025 at 8:02 AM
You can charge phones and about 10,000 other devices via USB, but NOT your car's key fob. What the actual fuck, car makers? It's the goddamn 21st century! Get with the program!
December 13, 2025 at 1:18 AM
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Larry Summers and Woody Allen on (apparently) Epstein's plane. If dude wasn't cooked before... www.cnn.com/2025/12/12/p...
December 12, 2025 at 3:26 PM