Tim Briody
@timbriody.bsky.social
I’ve seen a million faces and I’ve rocked like, five or six of them. If you don’t expect too much from me you might not be let down. he/him. Please clap.
The worst songs of the year aka F These Three People In Particular
December 21, 2025 at 2:37 AM
The worst songs of the year aka F These Three People In Particular
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Tell me you don't see it
December 20, 2025 at 11:59 PM
Tell me you don't see it
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December 20, 2025 at 10:29 PM
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Yeah, it’s not happening until there’s a Democratic president again, and a bunch of idiots will whine about the cost to taxpayers, when it’s fuckhead’s fault. www.salon.com/2025/12/19/t...
The White House ballroom will never be built
Trump can't focus long enough, even on his $400 million passion project
www.salon.com
December 19, 2025 at 2:29 PM
Yeah, it’s not happening until there’s a Democratic president again, and a bunch of idiots will whine about the cost to taxpayers, when it’s fuckhead’s fault. www.salon.com/2025/12/19/t...
While waiting on my car the other day, I got a call and decided to answer it. Somehow Elise Stefanik’s campaign thought I was a supporter. That person couldn’t hang up the phone fast enough. I would have given them some choice words if I weren’t in public.
December 19, 2025 at 2:26 PM
While waiting on my car the other day, I got a call and decided to answer it. Somehow Elise Stefanik’s campaign thought I was a supporter. That person couldn’t hang up the phone fast enough. I would have given them some choice words if I weren’t in public.
Odds of a McLean injury this year just went to nearly 100%
For the Stars and Stripes 🇺🇸
Nolan McLean and Clay Holmes will represent @USA Baseball at the World Baseball Classic! 🦅
Nolan McLean and Clay Holmes will represent @USA Baseball at the World Baseball Classic! 🦅
December 17, 2025 at 10:52 PM
Odds of a McLean injury this year just went to nearly 100%
Welp, taking my car in for the regular service and thought I had one more prepaid maintenance left. I did not. 💸💸💸 (It’s 10 years old next month! I should hit 100k miles in March or so.)
December 17, 2025 at 6:33 PM
Welp, taking my car in for the regular service and thought I had one more prepaid maintenance left. I did not. 💸💸💸 (It’s 10 years old next month! I should hit 100k miles in March or so.)
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You will be visited by three spirits
December 9, 2025 at 6:42 PM
You will be visited by three spirits
Show me how your 2025 went
December 16, 2025 at 3:22 AM
Show me how your 2025 went
Thinking of a concept for a new commander deck and finding out there's only 18 creatures that fit the theme in the colors you want is deflating, but I'm probably going to make the deck anyway because that's how I roll.
December 16, 2025 at 1:20 AM
Thinking of a concept for a new commander deck and finding out there's only 18 creatures that fit the theme in the colors you want is deflating, but I'm probably going to make the deck anyway because that's how I roll.
There’s a big backorder on estradiol patches for some reason, but I’m always amused when this brand shows up in our delivery.
I’m a loner, Dotti. A rebel.
I’m a loner, Dotti. A rebel.
December 15, 2025 at 10:25 PM
There’s a big backorder on estradiol patches for some reason, but I’m always amused when this brand shows up in our delivery.
I’m a loner, Dotti. A rebel.
I’m a loner, Dotti. A rebel.
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Merriam-Webster’s human editors have chosen ‘slop’ as the 2025 Word of the Year.
December 15, 2025 at 2:07 PM
Merriam-Webster’s human editors have chosen ‘slop’ as the 2025 Word of the Year.
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Why the hell is Seattle playing so soft in coverage? This is embarrassing.
You’re going against a guy that’s gonna get the senior citizen discount at Denny’s after the game. He exudes an aura of Icy-Hot. He’s calling his accountant in between plays.
You’re going against a guy that’s gonna get the senior citizen discount at Denny’s after the game. He exudes an aura of Icy-Hot. He’s calling his accountant in between plays.
December 14, 2025 at 10:33 PM
Why the hell is Seattle playing so soft in coverage? This is embarrassing.
You’re going against a guy that’s gonna get the senior citizen discount at Denny’s after the game. He exudes an aura of Icy-Hot. He’s calling his accountant in between plays.
You’re going against a guy that’s gonna get the senior citizen discount at Denny’s after the game. He exudes an aura of Icy-Hot. He’s calling his accountant in between plays.
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i don't think i'd complain about there being too many benoit blanc mysteries until we hit the 25 or 30 mark
December 13, 2025 at 11:41 PM
i don't think i'd complain about there being too many benoit blanc mysteries until we hit the 25 or 30 mark
I had subscribed to PC Game Pass (a better price than the Ultimate), played and finished Outer Worlds 2 (a good game! not worth $70 at full price though) and managed to cancel a day before it renewed!
I'll pick it up again years from now when there's DLC and the whole thing is like $15.
I'll pick it up again years from now when there's DLC and the whole thing is like $15.
December 13, 2025 at 7:32 PM
I had subscribed to PC Game Pass (a better price than the Ultimate), played and finished Outer Worlds 2 (a good game! not worth $70 at full price though) and managed to cancel a day before it renewed!
I'll pick it up again years from now when there's DLC and the whole thing is like $15.
I'll pick it up again years from now when there's DLC and the whole thing is like $15.
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Rich tech dudes are obviously mad that people don't revere the rich anymore, and I think that's part of why they want to replace all of the people around them with AI that will stroke their ego
December 12, 2025 at 5:38 AM
Rich tech dudes are obviously mad that people don't revere the rich anymore, and I think that's part of why they want to replace all of the people around them with AI that will stroke their ego
This hurts, but there’s a non zero chance he’s Chris Davis in a couple years (not that I’m rooting for that) so I understand the Mets not wanting to give him the years.
🚨 Pete Alonso has signed with the Orioles for 5 years, $155 million, per Jeff Passan
December 10, 2025 at 6:43 PM
This hurts, but there’s a non zero chance he’s Chris Davis in a couple years (not that I’m rooting for that) so I understand the Mets not wanting to give him the years.
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I am going to miss Pete a lot, but if the Mets were letting him walk, the Orioles was the best outcome I could have hoped for. Pete Alonso and the Bird Bath is a match made in heaven. I think Baltimore will be good to him. Please treat him well, O's fans. He's our large home run hitting goober. 🧡
December 10, 2025 at 6:23 PM
I am going to miss Pete a lot, but if the Mets were letting him walk, the Orioles was the best outcome I could have hoped for. Pete Alonso and the Bird Bath is a match made in heaven. I think Baltimore will be good to him. Please treat him well, O's fans. He's our large home run hitting goober. 🧡
You will be visited by three spirits
December 9, 2025 at 6:42 PM
You will be visited by three spirits
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Woman: The baby is mine
Woman #2: No it's mine
King Solomon: Both of you say this baby is yours. Hang on a sec
*types*
ChatGPT: Cutting the baby in half is your best move
Solomon: Someone get me a sword
ChatGPT: Also pre-heat the oven so it's nice and hot when you cook the juicier half of the baby
Woman #2: No it's mine
King Solomon: Both of you say this baby is yours. Hang on a sec
*types*
ChatGPT: Cutting the baby in half is your best move
Solomon: Someone get me a sword
ChatGPT: Also pre-heat the oven so it's nice and hot when you cook the juicier half of the baby
Jimmy Fallon: "And do you use ChatGPT when raising your baby?"
Sam Altman: "I cannot imagine figuring out how to raise a newborn without ChatGPT."
Sam Altman: "I cannot imagine figuring out how to raise a newborn without ChatGPT."
December 9, 2025 at 4:48 PM
Woman: The baby is mine
Woman #2: No it's mine
King Solomon: Both of you say this baby is yours. Hang on a sec
*types*
ChatGPT: Cutting the baby in half is your best move
Solomon: Someone get me a sword
ChatGPT: Also pre-heat the oven so it's nice and hot when you cook the juicier half of the baby
Woman #2: No it's mine
King Solomon: Both of you say this baby is yours. Hang on a sec
*types*
ChatGPT: Cutting the baby in half is your best move
Solomon: Someone get me a sword
ChatGPT: Also pre-heat the oven so it's nice and hot when you cook the juicier half of the baby
Parents are moving so they insisted I take an old desk, which required dismantling my computer set up. And now the new set up feels all wrong and unnatural, and I'm not going to adjust well to this.
December 6, 2025 at 5:56 PM
Parents are moving so they insisted I take an old desk, which required dismantling my computer set up. And now the new set up feels all wrong and unnatural, and I'm not going to adjust well to this.
A couple of LGS here are partnering for a competitive pauper EDH event. It’s also at an awesome local brewery.
December 5, 2025 at 7:00 PM
A couple of LGS here are partnering for a competitive pauper EDH event. It’s also at an awesome local brewery.
William Safire Orders Two Whoppers Jr.
What is the quintessential Onion headline? The strong contender that just randomly popped in my mind is "Hank Williams Jr. Honored by Institute For Football Preparedness"
December 5, 2025 at 6:41 PM
William Safire Orders Two Whoppers Jr.
1) power creep has been happening since commander became the design focus, there’s a lot of good 2-3 drops.
2) commander has gradually become 4 people playing solitaire.
3) (semi-related) the “board wipes = bad/unfun!” discourse, because nobody understands subtlety.
2) commander has gradually become 4 people playing solitaire.
3) (semi-related) the “board wipes = bad/unfun!” discourse, because nobody understands subtlety.
I've always loved Despark as a removal spell in Commander, but lately it has been rotting in my hand. Is the format really that fast? What is happening?
December 5, 2025 at 6:40 PM
1) power creep has been happening since commander became the design focus, there’s a lot of good 2-3 drops.
2) commander has gradually become 4 people playing solitaire.
3) (semi-related) the “board wipes = bad/unfun!” discourse, because nobody understands subtlety.
2) commander has gradually become 4 people playing solitaire.
3) (semi-related) the “board wipes = bad/unfun!” discourse, because nobody understands subtlety.