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Justin
@thsjstin.bsky.social
Dork, anarchist, dilettante.
3D Printing Obsessed
Forever GM by choice
BRB rewrapping the dressing on my carpal tunnel surgery before the post op appointment so I don’t get scolded by my surgeon for taking it off too early.
November 25, 2025 at 6:48 PM
The menswear guy told me to dislocate my kneecap in a retail establishment?
when trying on pants, do this in the store. then tell the sales associate "the menswear guy told me to do this."

IG mr.funkys0ul
November 25, 2025 at 5:32 PM
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i’m not crying you’re crying

xkcd: Fifteen Years

Fifteen Years
xkcd.com
November 25, 2025 at 1:58 AM
Just spent three hours modding my GameCube (mostly because I knocked off two diodes and had to try to figure out which one went where), only to discover I don’t have an HDMI cable or a TV that does RCA in.

Sooooo … it might have been a success. We’ll see in a day or two I guess. 🫠
November 25, 2025 at 7:27 AM
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Everything about this might be the saddest thing I’ve ever seen
November 24, 2025 at 1:07 PM
Hey, so … how do we weaponize license plate data against law enforcement? Like, raspberry pis and cameras aren’t expensive. Can we make a network of volunteer nodes to track and report on law enforcement movements?
November 21, 2025 at 1:21 AM
28 days, 6 hours, 42 minutes, and 12 seconds.
November 20, 2025 at 4:53 AM
Okay, I don't want spoilers for Pluribus, or really any information about what it is, but I do need to know whether to watch it on my own or try to convince my wife to check it out with me. To that end: is it gory/graphic/horror/scary?
November 19, 2025 at 10:51 PM
Hot take:

Tech bros would rather spend literally billions of dollars to figure out bipedal robot ambulation than invest that money into just making everywhere accessible by much-more-reliable wheeled devices because, *best* case scenario, they don’t care about people with disabilities.
November 19, 2025 at 7:35 PM
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A little brainteaser I wrote:

Writing 'not unlike' is not unlike writing 'like', unlike writing 'unlike', which, unlike writing 'not unlike', is not like writing 'like'.

#WritingCommunity #BookSky #WriteSky #WordPlay
November 18, 2025 at 9:05 PM
Started listening to the audiobook of The Wandering Inn.

It’s sure paced like it’s 48 hours long.

Which is good, because it is.
November 19, 2025 at 3:20 AM
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Nope. The headline should actually read “Astronomers using ML discover quasars acting as lenses”
November 18, 2025 at 5:21 AM
Epstein’s Cat: simultaneously both a fake democrat hoax and also true, exposing deep, widespread corruption by the democrats.
November 16, 2025 at 5:05 AM
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He didn't say it. He implied it. There was no phrase like "she should be" or "I'd like to" or anything else specifically directing the idea of said fate to the vile woman.
patton oswalt has been suspended from bluesky for saying that megyn kelly should be fed to a woodchipper for justifying the sexual abuse of minors
November 14, 2025 at 4:02 PM
Blocking anyone making Monica Lewinsky jokes today.

Fortunately, so far, it hasn't been anyone I follow or give a shit about, so that's nice.
November 14, 2025 at 5:03 PM
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I simply refuse to accept that police ever have to look like this. this is just pure cosplay. it should be illegal for cops to be dressed like soldiers going to war.
November 13, 2025 at 2:36 PM
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Wonderful news! 💙✊
WE WON! After 42 days of striking we have a tentative agreement in hand that protects our existing 4 day work week, establishes a minimum salary, and adds protections against AI replacing jobs at our workplace!
November 13, 2025 at 4:59 AM
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"This could take down Democrats, too."

I know. And I frankly wouldn't give even an itty bitty damn if it implicated every Democratic man in Congress, every Democratic hopeful for 2028 and every Democrat who has even thought about running for office.

Down with the sex predators, wherever they are.
November 13, 2025 at 1:15 AM
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jeffrey epstein thinks donald trump is the worst person he has ever met. he's right.
November 13, 2025 at 2:02 AM
Fun fact: once the local anesthetic wears off, carpal tunnel surgery hurts exactly as much as you’d expect
November 12, 2025 at 5:09 AM
My dream is to someday have recipes that my grandkids ask for, and instead of anything coherent, I give them a handwritten index card with shit like “add a normal amount of sugar” and “mix until the consistency is right”
November 12, 2025 at 1:30 AM
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the single most annoying thing about cigarettes, which are terrible and will kill you, is how fucking cool people can make them look

I mean come on
November 11, 2025 at 11:46 PM
I am bracing for my dad to see this and buy it for my kids.

I suspect it will be the end of our already-tenuous relationship, because I will outright refuse it, and that will be the gentlest possible outcome.
Screw Prager U and apparently also Harper Collins.
November 11, 2025 at 10:02 PM
They're working on a spaceship to talk to God.
We are out here fighting over whether we should keep burning the atmosphere or if people should have enough food to eat, and meanwhile the spiders are learning to cooperate. You do not want the spiders to cooperate.

www.nytimes.com/2025/11/08/s...
Stinking, Spongy, Dark, Huge: A Spider Web Unlike Any Seen Before
www.nytimes.com
November 11, 2025 at 6:03 AM
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Folks, a pill to swallow: if current Democrats will cave to your healthcare, they will cave to your voting rights. If they will cave to you not getting paid for 40 days, they will cave to LGBTQ+ marriage. If they cave to stalling our airplanes, they will cave to destroying our National Parks.
November 10, 2025 at 3:30 AM