Elric of MelniBONER🔻
@theywulf.bsky.social
Stressed and highly unfavored
We only need to question one of you!
November 16, 2025 at 7:20 PM
We only need to question one of you!
Fromsoft definitely made me fight this mf at some pount
November 16, 2025 at 3:31 PM
Fromsoft definitely made me fight this mf at some pount
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I just saw this photo and now you have to see this photo
November 14, 2025 at 7:18 PM
I just saw this photo and now you have to see this photo
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Honestly I’d probably win something I have a strong ass jawline
November 15, 2025 at 12:18 AM
Honestly I’d probably win something I have a strong ass jawline
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“He blew him, Brendan. He blew Bubba and now Putin has a picture of it. Makes sense though. If a guy sucks your dick you have to invite him to your daughter’s wedding, it’s part of the code. The brojob code, Brendan”
November 14, 2025 at 7:49 PM
“He blew him, Brendan. He blew Bubba and now Putin has a picture of it. Makes sense though. If a guy sucks your dick you have to invite him to your daughter’s wedding, it’s part of the code. The brojob code, Brendan”
Sir, how did it taste?
BREAKING: President Trump drops tariffs on beef, coffee and tropical fruit as pressure builds on consumer prices.
Trump drops tariffs on beef, coffee, tropical fruit as pressure builds on consumer prices
President Donald Trump has signed an executive order to get rid of tariffs on a broad swath of commodities, including beef, coffee and tropical fruits.
bit.ly
November 14, 2025 at 11:56 PM
Sir, how did it taste?
That’s Lady T bro
November 14, 2025 at 11:45 PM
That’s Lady T bro
Nintendo would never let me make a Metroid movie that shit would be 70% internal monologue, 25% National Geographic documentary for an alien planet (also presented as internal monologue), and 5% backstory.
November 14, 2025 at 11:27 PM
Nintendo would never let me make a Metroid movie that shit would be 70% internal monologue, 25% National Geographic documentary for an alien planet (also presented as internal monologue), and 5% backstory.
2016 the girls were fighting
November 14, 2025 at 11:08 PM
2016 the girls were fighting
HE SUCKED HIS DICK BRO
November 14, 2025 at 10:43 PM
HE SUCKED HIS DICK BRO
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Haven’t been very online today had to be told at lunch that Trump slobbed Clinton’s fuckin knob.
November 14, 2025 at 10:21 PM
Haven’t been very online today had to be told at lunch that Trump slobbed Clinton’s fuckin knob.
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Lets run this one back
November 14, 2025 at 8:28 PM
Lets run this one back
Is it woke to just wanna unceremoniously mulch the richest people in the world and proliferate their wealth?
"my least woke opinion is---"
That's enough. We've had enough people indulging in the "thrill of a little conservatism", as a treat. Of considering reactionary thought to be a salacious and taboo in a world descending into reactionary mania.
Give me your MOST woke opinions. We're bringing it back.
That's enough. We've had enough people indulging in the "thrill of a little conservatism", as a treat. Of considering reactionary thought to be a salacious and taboo in a world descending into reactionary mania.
Give me your MOST woke opinions. We're bringing it back.
November 14, 2025 at 1:19 PM
Is it woke to just wanna unceremoniously mulch the richest people in the world and proliferate their wealth?
Reader, I parried him.
November 14, 2025 at 1:02 PM
Reader, I parried him.
Me to @finaldisciple.bsky.social every dnd session
"You are muted, comrade."
-Overheard on the National DSA Call
-Overheard on the National DSA Call
November 14, 2025 at 1:52 AM
Me to @finaldisciple.bsky.social every dnd session
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one of my favorite sketchbook comics, anime press conference
July 13, 2025 at 7:29 PM
one of my favorite sketchbook comics, anime press conference
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The Democratic Party strategy against fighting fascism explained:
November 10, 2025 at 5:02 PM
The Democratic Party strategy against fighting fascism explained:
Forever proud of hitting Chuck Schumer with one of these when he tried to shake my hand
November 10, 2025 at 4:51 PM
Forever proud of hitting Chuck Schumer with one of these when he tried to shake my hand
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DONALD TRUMP: [asleep, drooling on long red tie]
SENATE DEMOCRATS: fine, we give in
SENATE DEMOCRATS: fine, we give in
November 10, 2025 at 2:37 AM
DONALD TRUMP: [asleep, drooling on long red tie]
SENATE DEMOCRATS: fine, we give in
SENATE DEMOCRATS: fine, we give in
I wayell always lwove you
Just in case you're wondering how realistic Musk's "I will always love you" video might be...
November 8, 2025 at 5:48 PM
I wayell always lwove you