Alex
@thewrongalex.bsky.social
Philly sports, South Bay LA housing, general complaints
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The group chat immediately following an Eagles road win over a tough opponent to stay in first in the conference:
November 11, 2025 at 5:43 AM
The group chat immediately following an Eagles road win over a tough opponent to stay in first in the conference:
I forget where I saw it but someone made the point that Democrats operate with the goal of winning elections, not governing, and that really explains the past month to me
November 10, 2025 at 3:36 PM
I forget where I saw it but someone made the point that Democrats operate with the goal of winning elections, not governing, and that really explains the past month to me
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Sadly this is the best Commanders highlight of the season
November 9, 2025 at 11:08 PM
Sadly this is the best Commanders highlight of the season
Guy Mensouere
Loving today's news that the mysterious "fedora man" outside the Louvre heist was actually a 15-year-old museum visitor who dresses like a 1940s French detective all the time, just because. apnews.com/article/louv...
Fedora man unmasked: Meet the teen behind the Louvre mystery photo
Fifteen-year-old Pedro Elias Garzon Delvaux has become an internet sensation after an Associated Press photo captured him outside the Louvre on the day of a crown jewels heist.
apnews.com
November 9, 2025 at 5:33 PM
Guy Mensouere
Roger Troutman talk box:
November 9, 2025 at 3:53 PM
Roger Troutman talk box:
Is anyone compiling these insane takes so we can ridicule them in a few years?
Tuberville: “We just saw what happened in NY. We lost NY. It will be completely Muslim in 3-4 years. That’s what they want. And it’s going to spread throughout the country.”
November 7, 2025 at 8:22 PM
Is anyone compiling these insane takes so we can ridicule them in a few years?
What the hell @cornelluniversity.bsky.social ? I’m ashamed of my alma mater today
November 7, 2025 at 5:32 PM
What the hell @cornelluniversity.bsky.social ? I’m ashamed of my alma mater today
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Parity. The word you’re looking for is
P A R I T Y. 🤦🏼♀️
P A R I T Y. 🤦🏼♀️
November 7, 2025 at 2:53 AM
Parity. The word you’re looking for is
P A R I T Y. 🤦🏼♀️
P A R I T Y. 🤦🏼♀️
Not guilty
Y’all got to feed me
Y’all got to feed me
BREAKING: JUSTICE DEPARTMENT EATS A LOSS IN 'SANDWICH GUY' CASE AS JURORS FIND DEFENDANT NOT GUILTY www.nbcnews.com/politics/jus...
Jury acquits D.C. 'sandwich guy' charged with chucking a sub at a federal agent
Sean Dunn faced single misdemeanor offense after federal grand jurors refused to indict him on the felony charge sought by prosecutors.
www.nbcnews.com
November 6, 2025 at 7:46 PM
Not guilty
Y’all got to feed me
Y’all got to feed me
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LAPD on horses charge at and beat guests standing in line to the Short Stop in Echo Park. @shoton35mm.bsky.social
November 2, 2025 at 8:42 AM
LAPD on horses charge at and beat guests standing in line to the Short Stop in Echo Park. @shoton35mm.bsky.social
just can't believe Roberts's gamble of "pitch nothing but starters unless you want to punt the game" basically worked
November 2, 2025 at 4:23 AM
just can't believe Roberts's gamble of "pitch nothing but starters unless you want to punt the game" basically worked
Phillies had a lead in two of the three losses, and the tying run on second with no outs in the 9th in the other...
November 2, 2025 at 4:22 AM
Phillies had a lead in two of the three losses, and the tying run on second with no outs in the 9th in the other...
wow i guess the dodgers can't run the wheel play to perfection in that exact scenario twice in the same postseason
November 2, 2025 at 4:14 AM
wow i guess the dodgers can't run the wheel play to perfection in that exact scenario twice in the same postseason
in keeping with the Gatsby theme, Jordan Baker gets to work home plate for Game 7
November 2, 2025 at 12:12 AM
in keeping with the Gatsby theme, Jordan Baker gets to work home plate for Game 7
People out here voting based on vibes and that’s how you gotta take this quiz www.americansurveycenter.org/results/JOEK...
My Quiz Result
I got 12 / 0 on this quiz from the Survey Center on American Life. Can you beat my score?
www.americansurveycenter.org
October 29, 2025 at 6:38 AM
People out here voting based on vibes and that’s how you gotta take this quiz www.americansurveycenter.org/results/JOEK...
Going home against the Dodgers when you really shouldn’t
Davis 🤝 Orion
Schneider Kerkering
Davis 🤝 Orion
Schneider Kerkering
October 28, 2025 at 4:00 AM
Going home against the Dodgers when you really shouldn’t
Davis 🤝 Orion
Schneider Kerkering
Davis 🤝 Orion
Schneider Kerkering
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Kudos to the guy in my fantasy football league who chose the team name explicitly to set up this joke
October 26, 2025 at 7:25 PM
Kudos to the guy in my fantasy football league who chose the team name explicitly to set up this joke
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“Look I know that I’m not going to be able to afford a house when I grow up,” one student said. As if it were obvious. When I was born the average age of a US homebuyer was 31. When I graduated college it was 40. Last year: 56. What happened? 50 years of policy for the wealthy.
October 23, 2025 at 4:49 PM
“Look I know that I’m not going to be able to afford a house when I grow up,” one student said. As if it were obvious. When I was born the average age of a US homebuyer was 31. When I graduated college it was 40. Last year: 56. What happened? 50 years of policy for the wealthy.
Woody Marks? I believe they’re technically called “blazes”
October 21, 2025 at 4:59 AM
Woody Marks? I believe they’re technically called “blazes”
gonna go ahead and predict the Blue Jays' one active Venezuelan player is gonna get performatively hassled at the border during this World Series
October 21, 2025 at 3:37 AM
gonna go ahead and predict the Blue Jays' one active Venezuelan player is gonna get performatively hassled at the border during this World Series
This might as well be my Flyers “Zendaya is Meechee” moment
Tocchet confirms Abols and Deslauriers will give way for Luchanko and Grebenkin.
Grebenkin and Luchanko both come in the lineup tonight.
October 11, 2025 at 3:41 PM
This might as well be my Flyers “Zendaya is Meechee” moment
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Googling longest postseason games and Google AI says that the Tigers have won this game!
October 11, 2025 at 5:02 AM
Googling longest postseason games and Google AI says that the Tigers have won this game!
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the guy who caught cal raleigh’s homer was wearing a shirt that said dump 61 here and he immediately took it off and had a shirt that said dump 62 here
October 8, 2025 at 1:43 AM
the guy who caught cal raleigh’s homer was wearing a shirt that said dump 61 here and he immediately took it off and had a shirt that said dump 62 here
USC literally has a Trojan Horse as its mascot though
October 7, 2025 at 5:11 PM
USC literally has a Trojan Horse as its mascot though
As they say in news, “let’s do the fucking news.”
October 7, 2025 at 2:49 PM
As they say in news, “let’s do the fucking news.”