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🏆🏆 Ms. Mambo 🐀
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Saskatchewan girl living in Floriduh. Expert IKEA assembler and Florida Panthers enjoyer. I am a Kitchen Fairy. Trying to remember where I put the spare car key.
Woooooooo we are going to save so much money on playoff tickets 🥳.
December 3, 2025 at 3:06 AM
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Reino said fuck it, I'll do it myself.
Sam Reinhart scores shorthanded
December 3, 2025 at 2:07 AM
The last time Paul Maurice yelled at the Panthers during a game against the Leafs, good things happened. Let’s all hope he yelled his ass off during the intermission.
December 3, 2025 at 1:35 AM
My world if Jeff Petry was not on my team
December 3, 2025 at 1:31 AM
Oh great.
December 3, 2025 at 1:07 AM
Oof. OOOOOOF.
December 3, 2025 at 12:52 AM
I am Officially Concerned™️ about the goaltending.
December 3, 2025 at 12:50 AM
Not great, Bob.
December 3, 2025 at 12:47 AM
Every time they introduce the Panthers medical team on the Jumbotron, the theme from M.A.S.H. plays in my head.
December 3, 2025 at 12:21 AM
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Raccoon gets drunk at a Virginia liquor store and passes out in bathroom
Raccoon gets drunk at Ashland ABC store and passes out in bathroom
Talk about a trashed panda.
www.axios.com
December 2, 2025 at 10:28 PM
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Rain, nor wind, nor snow
December 2, 2025 at 9:51 PM
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I love a bad review but it’s only useful if it’s a book I might’ve considered reading. It is not shocking to me that a bad writer wrote a bad book about being a bad person
December 3, 2025 at 12:12 AM
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Scarface
December 2, 2025 at 11:12 PM
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I love that even Hegseth’s placard is slurring.
December 2, 2025 at 8:53 PM
Update:

Serve with a little soy sauce and garnish with sliced green onions (the green part).

You will not be sorry.
Tonight on #CookingWithMambo we are using up that leftover turkey in a big pot of Turkey Noodle Soup.

Let’s get started.
December 2, 2025 at 5:35 PM
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The real question is not "Why is Bluesky so left-coded," the real question is "Why can't the right exist in a social media environment without algorithmic assistance, where people can ignore them"
December 2, 2025 at 3:08 PM
Subreddit Of The Day:

r/whywouldyoutouchthat
December 2, 2025 at 3:30 PM
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A popular restaurant & my favorite ice cream place on my street are both closing because they cannot find workers and, having slightly increased prices in order to offer better pay, lost customers.

i dunno what that portends
December 2, 2025 at 2:58 PM
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Heat starters combined for 117 points last night. All of them scored over 15 points and 4 scored over 20. I might start getting real delusional about this squad soon.
a basketball player wearing a red shirt with the word miami on it .
ALT: a basketball player wearing a red shirt with the word miami on it .
media.tenor.com
December 2, 2025 at 12:32 PM
I wish he was just half as sleepy as Joe Biden.
Trump has posted to Truth Social at least 75 times and counting in the past hour.

It’s weirdo garbage produced by random people on X and TikTok across a number of topics, like conspiracy theories about Ilhan Omar and influencers who claim “communists” are attempting a color revolution in the U.S.
December 2, 2025 at 4:11 AM
I bet that is on exactly zero bingo cards.
The Sabres make an opponent have a closed-door meeting - how about that
December 2, 2025 at 4:06 AM
When you try to fight people while you’re losing by a lot, you’re just embarrassing yourselves.
Cole Perfetti got hit and chaos ensued in Buffalo 😳

(🎥: SportsOnPrimeCA)
December 2, 2025 at 4:05 AM
Tonight on #CookingWithMambo we are using up that leftover turkey in a big pot of Turkey Noodle Soup.

Let’s get started.
December 2, 2025 at 3:35 AM
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I spent today helping my derby wife build a fundraising page for her husband and my dear friend, Chris, with his cancer battle. I know everyone is asking for money right now, but every little bit helps 💜

giveahand.com/fundraiser/h...
Help Chris on His Wellness Journey
This fall, Chris Heinemeyer was diagnosed with stage 4 colorectal cancer. And like all things, Chris is fighting with everything he’s got!  But he and the family could use your help. From medical fees...
giveahand.com
December 2, 2025 at 1:39 AM