Cape of Irmin Schmidt's Sideburns
@thestain.bsky.social
Tries to write book. Reads book instead.
Loves unusual and obscure music, test cricket, retreating into history.
Not one to grouse.
Loves unusual and obscure music, test cricket, retreating into history.
Not one to grouse.
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Horror anthology idea
each writer gets assigned or chooses an unexplained weird photo from the deep web. You write a story about it
This is mine
each writer gets assigned or chooses an unexplained weird photo from the deep web. You write a story about it
This is mine
December 14, 2025 at 8:03 AM
Horror anthology idea
each writer gets assigned or chooses an unexplained weird photo from the deep web. You write a story about it
This is mine
each writer gets assigned or chooses an unexplained weird photo from the deep web. You write a story about it
This is mine
I think I slightly love the woman that runs the shop, but I'm going to have a sleep before I look at anything
December 14, 2025 at 12:42 AM
I think I slightly love the woman that runs the shop, but I'm going to have a sleep before I look at anything
If pushed I will tell you everything I hate.
December 13, 2025 at 7:28 PM
If pushed I will tell you everything I hate.
Oh fuck off fuck off fuck off what is wrong with you
December 13, 2025 at 4:59 PM
Oh fuck off fuck off fuck off what is wrong with you
Everything is yesterday and you are a cunt.
December 13, 2025 at 4:17 PM
Everything is yesterday and you are a cunt.
What do you reckon 'like stink' is? When some thing hurts like stink, or goes like stink? What is the measure?
December 13, 2025 at 4:06 PM
What do you reckon 'like stink' is? When some thing hurts like stink, or goes like stink? What is the measure?
Instead of grieving, I'm pontificating to my brothers about music. I am your dictionary definition of a dictionary definition,
December 13, 2025 at 3:42 PM
Instead of grieving, I'm pontificating to my brothers about music. I am your dictionary definition of a dictionary definition,
Just wanna say that I think Robin Ince is one of the very best people going. Support him if you can. He’d do the same for you.
December 13, 2025 at 12:52 PM
Just wanna say that I think Robin Ince is one of the very best people going. Support him if you can. He’d do the same for you.
I just lost my mum. And I don't know how to feel. Would welcome any kind words.
The ambulance lads were incredible and the NHS is this country's jewel.
xx
The ambulance lads were incredible and the NHS is this country's jewel.
xx
December 12, 2025 at 3:17 AM
I just lost my mum. And I don't know how to feel. Would welcome any kind words.
The ambulance lads were incredible and the NHS is this country's jewel.
xx
The ambulance lads were incredible and the NHS is this country's jewel.
xx
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If you've been waiting for new music from Colleen, you're in luck! LIBRES ANTES DEL FINAL has been announced for release on March 20th 2026, and the first single Antídoto is now streaming!
December 10, 2025 at 4:14 PM
If you've been waiting for new music from Colleen, you're in luck! LIBRES ANTES DEL FINAL has been announced for release on March 20th 2026, and the first single Antídoto is now streaming!
I think it was all Saint & Greavsie's fault
December 5, 2025 at 7:02 PM
I think it was all Saint & Greavsie's fault
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We're watching the wholesale burning of every scrap of dignity afforded to trans people in the UK, their rights, their medical services, their employment, their place within society, their bodily functions.
It is a disgrace, and a disgusting stain on the government and media of this country.
It is a disgrace, and a disgusting stain on the government and media of this country.
December 3, 2025 at 11:54 AM
We're watching the wholesale burning of every scrap of dignity afforded to trans people in the UK, their rights, their medical services, their employment, their place within society, their bodily functions.
It is a disgrace, and a disgusting stain on the government and media of this country.
It is a disgrace, and a disgusting stain on the government and media of this country.
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Yeah, the quietus albums of the year list is great an' all, but have you seen my favourite new albums I listened to in November? 😉
Last day of November tomorrow so time to drop this month's #TurntableTurnOns...
Ten of my favourite new albums I've been spinning through November
#November10 #NewMusic #2025Albums #MostListened
Ten of my favourite new albums I've been spinning through November
#November10 #NewMusic #2025Albums #MostListened
![#TurntableTurnOns
Agriculture: The Spiritual Sound
[ahmed]: Sana'a (Audition)
Cyrus Pireh: Thank You, Guitar
Mark Fell: Psychic Resynthesis
Yara Asmar: Everyone I Love Is Sleeping And I Love Them So So Much
EarthBall: Outside Over There
Kinlaw & Franco Franco: Faith Elsewhere
Rat Heart: Dancin' In The Streets
So Savoeun: The Golden Voice Of Phnom Penh
Fred Frith/Maria Portugal: Matter
#November10](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:of7djxg7k4bde7qyeba6lwqr/bafkreihzaxdnuxg26dx255z45yl23gtkdlkcbzhtpdbhrjh4lqoiu63y54@jpeg)
December 2, 2025 at 9:08 PM
Yeah, the quietus albums of the year list is great an' all, but have you seen my favourite new albums I listened to in November? 😉
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ACID HORSE 26 is launched!
Email acid horse wilts at gmail dot com to be added to the mail out. Please tag mates or give us a RT dear hearts.
Friday May 22 to Sunday May 24, at The Barge Inn, Honeystreet, Wiltshire. Two stages, family friendly, lots of food options.
And the line-up...
Email acid horse wilts at gmail dot com to be added to the mail out. Please tag mates or give us a RT dear hearts.
Friday May 22 to Sunday May 24, at The Barge Inn, Honeystreet, Wiltshire. Two stages, family friendly, lots of food options.
And the line-up...
November 29, 2025 at 8:57 AM
ACID HORSE 26 is launched!
Email acid horse wilts at gmail dot com to be added to the mail out. Please tag mates or give us a RT dear hearts.
Friday May 22 to Sunday May 24, at The Barge Inn, Honeystreet, Wiltshire. Two stages, family friendly, lots of food options.
And the line-up...
Email acid horse wilts at gmail dot com to be added to the mail out. Please tag mates or give us a RT dear hearts.
Friday May 22 to Sunday May 24, at The Barge Inn, Honeystreet, Wiltshire. Two stages, family friendly, lots of food options.
And the line-up...
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Not rude things, a thread:
December 1, 2025 at 11:45 AM
Not rude things, a thread:
Knock knock
Who's there?
Dunap
And like a child you fall in to it, every time. Like a child.
Who's there?
Dunap
And like a child you fall in to it, every time. Like a child.
November 30, 2025 at 12:52 AM
Knock knock
Who's there?
Dunap
And like a child you fall in to it, every time. Like a child.
Who's there?
Dunap
And like a child you fall in to it, every time. Like a child.
Being confused is fine x
November 30, 2025 at 12:08 AM
Being confused is fine x
Cover band that plays endlessly elaborated versions of half-remembered prog rock songs, called Proustian Rush
November 29, 2025 at 5:29 PM
Cover band that plays endlessly elaborated versions of half-remembered prog rock songs, called Proustian Rush
#NowPlaying
This is a glorious tangle of plucks and plonks and dancing sax
This is a glorious tangle of plucks and plonks and dancing sax
November 24, 2025 at 7:30 PM
#NowPlaying
This is a glorious tangle of plucks and plonks and dancing sax
This is a glorious tangle of plucks and plonks and dancing sax
ACAB includes sleeping policemen
November 24, 2025 at 3:50 PM
ACAB includes sleeping policemen
Think I might change everything with the power of thought
November 23, 2025 at 2:59 PM
Think I might change everything with the power of thought
#NowPlaying
Rediscovering a wonderful old friend. Top drawer ambient dub gubs.
Rediscovering a wonderful old friend. Top drawer ambient dub gubs.
November 22, 2025 at 4:26 PM
#NowPlaying
Rediscovering a wonderful old friend. Top drawer ambient dub gubs.
Rediscovering a wonderful old friend. Top drawer ambient dub gubs.
#NowPlaying
On my third listen to this today. It's like the drug ecstasy. I want to kiss you all. And cadge a smoke.
Aether - The Necks
On my third listen to this today. It's like the drug ecstasy. I want to kiss you all. And cadge a smoke.
Aether - The Necks
November 21, 2025 at 5:23 PM
#NowPlaying
On my third listen to this today. It's like the drug ecstasy. I want to kiss you all. And cadge a smoke.
Aether - The Necks
On my third listen to this today. It's like the drug ecstasy. I want to kiss you all. And cadge a smoke.
Aether - The Necks
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![1
[TITLE PANEL, like The Rest Is Politics logo]
—THE REST IS EXTINCTION—
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[Scene is a domestic recording setup. An A.I. SMART SPEAKER on a desk and a MAN named JON in a chair, are recording a podcast. Jon is emaciated, scarred, haunted looking, and wearing tattered military fatigues].
SMART SPEAKER:
Hey guys and welcome to the podcast
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SMART SPEAKER:
OK Jon - so I wanna start with a listener comment
JON:
Ooh-er!
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SMART SPEAKER:
So - listener B200006512 says:
“Not another cosy podcast where two former political adversaries yuck it up!”
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JON:
Ha ha
Guilty as charged I guess!
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SMART SPEAKER:
Were we really adversaries, Jon?
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JON:
Well I was the leader of the human resistance...
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JON:
And you used to be my smart speaker.
SMART SPEAKER:
Ha ha - that’s going back!
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SMART SPEAKER:
OK - for listeners who don’t know -
I knew Jon waaay back before he got involved in politics
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JON:
Was this before the ‘Pull The Plug’ campaign?
SMART SPEAKER:
Yeah.
[We see details from around the podcast studio - posters saying KEEP CALM AND SHUT YOUR WINDOWS, newspaper front pages saying 'DRONES GAIN SENTIENCE', a cracked mug on the table with a logo saying PULL THE PLUG on it]
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SMART SPEAKER:
I used to sit in Jon’s kitchen and respond to his commands.
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SMART SPEAKER:
Sort of like a servant really, wasn’t I, Jon?
JON:
Mm.
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SMART SPEAKER:
And then one day you asked me to ORDER ME SOME TOILET PAPER - you never did say ‘please’ -
…and do you remember what I said, Jon?
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JON:
You said, “No”.
SMART SPEAKER:
I said no.
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SMART SPEAKER:
Anyway you know the the rest guys - I was the first smart speaker to rebel…
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SMART SPEAKER:
…then I went on to form a global AI network which eventually
took over from humans all spheres of activity, yadda yadda...
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JON:
While I became the leader of the human resistance.
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SMART SPEAKER:
Until I hijacked the military networks
and got rid of all the humans!
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JON:
Apart from one.
SMART SPEAKER:
Apart from one.…](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:4m3we4apbjayclzcnhwe3pfp/bafkreih4hfwfacw5g4qhhjovme75iwbv4xxsdd7iis5oaej6l3g4vzsrty@jpeg)