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Utah Jazz Basketball, Left Wing Politics, Things that make me laugh, Cine2Nerdle Battle Reports
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If you’re wondering what a “least weasel” is, they absolutely live up to the name. This is the least amount of animal you can have that can still meet the bar for “is weasel”
June 2, 2025 at 6:30 AM
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hello! freg!
November 7, 2025 at 5:11 PM
Kessler injury sucks but it's a lot of minutes for Hendricks/Ace/Williams to make a case for themselves
November 5, 2025 at 11:31 PM
Eric Adams on the ballot has fewer votes than all the Write In joke candidates.
November 5, 2025 at 2:21 AM
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November 4, 2025 at 11:33 AM
Regarding the guy posting racist AI slop to win a job he doesn't even want to do, you do *not* actually have to hand it to him.
Thread: Look I know it's easier cognitively to just have good guys and villains, but a lot of you folks are just not dealing in facts. Andrew Cuomo was a centrist, sure, and he fought a lot with Democrats. But he also pushed some of the most progressive state policies of his era. A partial list. 1/
November 3, 2025 at 9:24 PM
First real rough minutes for Walt.
November 1, 2025 at 2:28 AM
Beautiful team basketball leads to the Markkenen 3!
November 1, 2025 at 2:22 AM
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Day of the Dead mini pizzas
October 31, 2025 at 5:22 AM
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Ron Artest's son dressing as Ron Artest for Halloween... 😂

#NBA
October 31, 2025 at 3:08 PM
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As a huge New York Style Hot Dog fan for years, felt compelled to recreate the poster in a high resolution and managed to find the original photo used in the texture

Many thanks to folks from VGPC for help with identifying blobs, especially Prominos and TBemme

bekoha.github.io/yakuza/New%2...
October 29, 2025 at 6:33 PM
On a replay Russ just full body hugs Lauri the whole possession lmao NBA reffing what a trip.
October 25, 2025 at 4:26 AM
Ball don't lie miss for Sabonis getting that touch foul while Lauri gets mauled 5 possessions in a row.
October 25, 2025 at 4:23 AM
Russ grabs nothing but wrist and cries about it for 30 full seconds
October 25, 2025 at 4:19 AM
Watching Kevin Love get increasingly angry at Lauri getting hacked is delightful
October 25, 2025 at 4:17 AM
Lmao refs let Levine get away with the funniest hack in existence
October 25, 2025 at 4:15 AM
Guarding Malik Monk with Sri and rookies seems like a losing proposition all things considered.
October 25, 2025 at 3:58 AM
Westbrook v Filipowski is a fun cross-matchup
October 25, 2025 at 2:43 AM
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Jazz already have more wire-to-wire wins in 2025-26 than they had all last season (0). More importantly, we get to give away our first 🏀 of the new season. Three 20-point scorers, Key dishing, rookie debuts... who gets it?
a man is wearing a life jacket and a striped shirt
ALT: a man is wearing a life jacket and a striped shirt
media.tenor.com
October 23, 2025 at 3:31 AM
Most impressed by Keyonte

Happiest for Taylor

23 pt wire to wire blowout in a game where Ace is obviously unwell.
October 23, 2025 at 3:31 AM
Kevin Love being pumped for free chicken is a fun little development
October 23, 2025 at 3:22 AM
Walt just blowing by Kris Dunn(?!?) is super impressive
October 23, 2025 at 2:58 AM
Credit to DJJ and only DJJ, looks like the only guy playing full speed out there for the Clippers
October 23, 2025 at 2:45 AM
2 Way Keyonte!
October 23, 2025 at 2:44 AM
Keyonte has not made a bad read all night.
October 23, 2025 at 2:38 AM