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Slutty Human Reaper Vanquisher @theportraitof.bsky.social · 15h

If you ever want to see me really crashout over something stupid ask me how I feel about having to put in a button combination to turn my phone off.
Ask me how I feel about the power button not being just the power button.

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Slutty Human Reaper Vanquisher @theportraitof.bsky.social · 16h

My fatass goes to this chicken place so much that me and the manager have full conversations about different food combinations we make there 🤣🤣.
Its called the Crimson Coward but I go there for burgers 🍔 🤣🤣

Slutty Human Reaper Vanquisher @theportraitof.bsky.social · 17h

Slutty Human Reaper Vanquisher @theportraitof.bsky.social · 2d

I come back on here and the only feed thats still working is titty drops.
Where are my damn cat pics

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Positive Black Content @miiriya.com · 2d

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Slutty Human Reaper Vanquisher @theportraitof.bsky.social · 2d

Introduce yourself using one food you refuse to eat, one movie you'll never watch again, and one song you can't stand.

Yt lunch lady made food

Any live action remake of an already good animated film

Anything by Boosie

Ashley Spinelli @lilbootyjudi.blacksky.app · 2d

Introduce yourself using one food you refuse to eat, one movie you'll never watch again, and one song you can't stand.

Chitterlings
Highest 2 Lowest
Empire State Of Mind

ʜᴀᴄᴋᴀʀʏ ʙɪɴx @chaclo.blacksky.app · 2d

Introduce yourself using one food you refuse to eat, one movie you'll never watch again, and one song you can't stand.

Liver
Uncut Gems
Anything by Jason DeRulo

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JJ Johnson 🍉✊🏼🌈🙀🦋 @janwhatam.bsky.social · 2d

Columbus: Without us you'd still be worshipping the Sun!
Native: Dude... the Sun is real

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Dr.MRO/ Axel Folio @isasaxonists.bsky.social · 3d

Obligatory post in honor of Indigenous Peoples Day. Have a blessed one (unless you're a racist, then you can go to hell).

Bad Place characters in two panels
Top panel: Fun fact: Columbus is in the bad place
Bottom panel: because of all the raping, slave trade, and genocide.

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☠TheDeadDon'tDie☠ 🐢🎨🧜‍♀️🎪🎠 @railroadofsin.bsky.social · 2d

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Slutty Human Reaper Vanquisher @theportraitof.bsky.social · 7d

8GB of RAM is only functionally enough for a Windows 11 computer/laptop.
And what I mean by that is do not be cheap and buy an 8GB computer with Windows 11 on it. It will start be slow SOON. Get at least 16GB

Slutty Human Reaper Vanquisher @theportraitof.bsky.social · 7d

Me: what kind of phone do you have?
Cx: its an Android
Me: so its 98% of the phones that aren't iphones.
Thank you for that helpful information.

Slutty Human Reaper Vanquisher @theportraitof.bsky.social · 8d

40% of old person computer problems are not "computer illiteracy" it's chosen illiteracy. You're not reading and just clicking yes bruh

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Slutty Human Reaper Vanquisher @theportraitof.bsky.social · 8d

I guess the writing is just on the wall. Deleted most of my socials and started using this again and apparently there's no point in using this either.

Slutty Human Reaper Vanquisher @theportraitof.bsky.social · 8d

Buys a new a hoodie, gets all excited about it. Forgets it at home.

a pink balloon is floating in the air next to a purple balloon .

ALT: a pink balloon is floating in the air next to a purple balloon .

media.tenor.com

Slutty Human Reaper Vanquisher @theportraitof.bsky.social · 9d

I actually like taking showers with the door open cuz it feels nice but its bad for your paint and walls and im TOO paranoid

THEE Leftist NP @theeblackleftie.bsky.social · 9d

Question for the TL:
When you’re in the shower, is the bathroom door open or closed?

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Max the comics guy who does comics about comics @waitingforthetrade.bsky.social · 9d

Empath: Ooh, look at me, I’m Emma Frost and I looooove recreational drugs and premarital sex.
Emma Frost: Excuse me, I love professional drugs and postmartial sex.
Roulette: With other people’s husbands, right?
Emma Frost: I believe that that goes without saying, Jennifer, yes.

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Slutty Human Reaper Vanquisher @theportraitof.bsky.social · 9d

Deactivated all socials but this one and IG for now. But IG is going by the end of the week.

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Pep @pepverbsnouns.bsky.social · Sep 7

"Bluesky is boring."

Social media *should* be boring. Being algorithm and dopamine poisoned is bad, actually.

When your feed dries up for the day, that's your cue to go do something else until new stuff shows up later.

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Arif "Felonious Munk" Shahid @feloniousmunk.blacksky.app · Sep 2

Men are allowed so much space to be self-centered that some of us really can't see how much weight we expect our partners to carry. "It's hard being a Black man." Absolutely. And not only do Black women have it hard TOO, but you expect them to give you grace you don't reciprocate.