Turkey Volume Guessing Michael
@thepmann.bsky.social
Boy from Oklahoma, now in New England. Writer of fantasy. (#amquerying) Nerd. Neurodivergent. Anti-fascism. Friend to dogs. He/him. I say "fuck" a lot.
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We gotta revive the ‘80s style family sitcom so we can have Very Special Episodes about sports gambling apps and letting AI talk you into eating a handgun and whatever else this evil ass culture is doing to kids. People my age still cut up plastic rings to save sea life, that shit 100% worked
November 29, 2025 at 7:25 PM
We gotta revive the ‘80s style family sitcom so we can have Very Special Episodes about sports gambling apps and letting AI talk you into eating a handgun and whatever else this evil ass culture is doing to kids. People my age still cut up plastic rings to save sea life, that shit 100% worked
Shit. Is that supposed to happen?
November 29, 2025 at 11:15 PM
Shit. Is that supposed to happen?
I like RPGs.
November 29, 2025 at 3:36 AM
I like RPGs.
I’m slipping.
@thepmann.bsky.social has swears! They've used 711 profanities in their last 3,805 posts.
🥇 "fuck" (147 times)
🥈 "fucking" (109 times)
🥉 "shit" (78 times)
🥇 "fuck" (147 times)
🥈 "fucking" (109 times)
🥉 "shit" (78 times)
November 29, 2025 at 3:21 AM
I’m slipping.
“Thank God, an ocean liner! ‘Titanic’ … sounds good to me!”
November 29, 2025 at 1:08 AM
“Thank God, an ocean liner! ‘Titanic’ … sounds good to me!”
“Well, I’m made of living clay, so nothing, really.”
November 28, 2025 at 11:29 PM
“Well, I’m made of living clay, so nothing, really.”
“Fuck you, Dreamworks!”
Treasure Planet was released 23 years ago today... and literally takes us off in this magnificent shot. ✨
November 28, 2025 at 12:11 AM
“Fuck you, Dreamworks!”
All of these homies
Dissin my girl
Why do they gotta front
Dissin my girl
Why do they gotta front
November 27, 2025 at 9:05 PM
All of these homies
Dissin my girl
Why do they gotta front
Dissin my girl
Why do they gotta front
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ACAB includes Elf on a Shelf and his hideous capitalist spawn.
November 27, 2025 at 4:23 PM
ACAB includes Elf on a Shelf and his hideous capitalist spawn.
Once a year I get to hear Al Roker pronounce “saiyan”, and that’s a magical thing.
November 27, 2025 at 3:42 PM
Once a year I get to hear Al Roker pronounce “saiyan”, and that’s a magical thing.
Hoda, how dare you interrupt Al while he’s reading off the names of the Pac-Man ghosts.
November 27, 2025 at 3:30 PM
Hoda, how dare you interrupt Al while he’s reading off the names of the Pac-Man ghosts.
Earthbound 2D-HD when
November 26, 2025 at 5:40 PM
Earthbound 2D-HD when
Gumby (dir. David Lynch)
November 26, 2025 at 1:02 PM
Gumby (dir. David Lynch)
Helps that the fae are open source
With this year's re-issue of Katharine Briggs's Dictionary of Fairies, Matthias Egeler's book on Elves and Fairies and my new history of Fairies coming in spring, it feels as though we are living through a moment of reawakening for fairy studies
November 26, 2025 at 11:52 AM
Helps that the fae are open source
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My even more unpopular opinion is unless you have personally experienced the thing, you should probably refrain from having an opinion on it.
We need to return to shaming people for parroting YouTube/TikTok with stuff like "When I want your opinion, I'll just find the YouTuber who gave it to you."
We need to return to shaming people for parroting YouTube/TikTok with stuff like "When I want your opinion, I'll just find the YouTuber who gave it to you."
November 23, 2025 at 4:04 AM
My even more unpopular opinion is unless you have personally experienced the thing, you should probably refrain from having an opinion on it.
We need to return to shaming people for parroting YouTube/TikTok with stuff like "When I want your opinion, I'll just find the YouTuber who gave it to you."
We need to return to shaming people for parroting YouTube/TikTok with stuff like "When I want your opinion, I'll just find the YouTuber who gave it to you."
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I don't know who needs to hear this, but you're not fucking Jean Valjean just because you gave the book you stole five stars on Goodreads.
November 26, 2025 at 1:28 AM
I don't know who needs to hear this, but you're not fucking Jean Valjean just because you gave the book you stole five stars on Goodreads.
This issue: Pokey and Goo face the deadly thrills of Arcade's Murderworld!
November 26, 2025 at 1:04 AM
This issue: Pokey and Goo face the deadly thrills of Arcade's Murderworld!
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I really admire Samus Aran, because sometimes I too deal with challenges by curling up into a ball.
November 25, 2025 at 6:47 PM
I really admire Samus Aran, because sometimes I too deal with challenges by curling up into a ball.
I see the X-Men fandom continues to live down to my expectations of it.
November 25, 2025 at 8:30 PM
I see the X-Men fandom continues to live down to my expectations of it.
Another count for the crimes against humanity tribunal
Rush Hour 4 is reportedly a go at Paramount – after Trump intervened on behalf of the movie.
Brett Ratner, accused of sexual misconduct by several women, will bring the franchise back to the big screen
Brett Ratner, accused of sexual misconduct by several women, will bring the franchise back to the big screen
Rush Hour 4 in the works at Paramount after reports of Trump intervening
Brett Ratner, accused of sexual misconduct by several women, will bring his hit franchise back to the big screen
www.theguardian.com
November 25, 2025 at 8:16 PM
Another count for the crimes against humanity tribunal
Reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeally fucking tired of being expected to do the bureaucracy's legwork for it.
November 25, 2025 at 8:15 PM
Reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeally fucking tired of being expected to do the bureaucracy's legwork for it.
X-ing out AI training jobs in my LinkedIn results like Scarface quitting his job.
"Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, you're cool..."
"Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, you're cool..."
November 25, 2025 at 2:53 PM
X-ing out AI training jobs in my LinkedIn results like Scarface quitting his job.
"Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, you're cool..."
"Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, you're cool..."
Ethan Hawke from The Lowdown, I am FUCKED
You’ve been kidnapped. The characters from the last TV show you watched are trying to rescue you. Who’s coming to save you?
Good odds!
Good odds!
November 25, 2025 at 2:37 PM
Ethan Hawke from The Lowdown, I am FUCKED