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5th Façade (not raptured)

@thenca.bsky.social

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This should be an Aurora Ontario Yimby account but I’m sooo so so tired. Should I start it up or nah?

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5th Façade (not raptured) @thenca.bsky.social · Mar 5

Any other Mies stans looking to invest with me?

5th Façade (not raptured) @thenca.bsky.social · 42m

So many faces and a very insatiable leopard.

5th Façade (not raptured) @thenca.bsky.social · 5h

Good lord they selling that too?

5th Façade (not raptured) @thenca.bsky.social · 5h

Is Frank still out on bail?

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5th Façade (not raptured) @thenca.bsky.social · 7h

ICC

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5th Façade (not raptured) @thenca.bsky.social · 7h

Mitch the Drama Queen.

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Rachel Gilmore @rachelgilmore.bsky.social · 7h

Ah, I see Poilievre has progressed to the stage of Trump Playbook where he *checks notes* pushes to jail his political opponents.

Fun!

Toronto Star @thestar.com · 7h

Pierre Poilievre claims ‘despicable’ RCMP covered up to protect Justin Trudeau from criminal charges www.thestar.com/politics/fed...

Pierre Poilievre claims ‘despicable’ RCMP covered up to protect Justin Trudeau from criminal charges

In a broadside against Canada's national police force, Conservative Leader Pierre Poilievre has called the leadership of the Royal Canadian Mounted Police "despicable" and accused the law enforcement ...

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5th Façade (not raptured) @thenca.bsky.social · 1d

Driving this high over the limit in a posted 40km/hr zone should net you a lifetime ban on getting behind the wheel.

5th Façade (not raptured) @thenca.bsky.social · 1d

Legs Up.

David Pugliese @davidpugliese.bsky.social · 1d

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Canada flying in lockstep with the United States

Promises of Canadian independence from US influence are unravelling as the Carney government moves forward with the costly F-35 fighter jet purchase. Amid rising global tensions and domestic crises, O...

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5th Façade (not raptured) @thenca.bsky.social · 2d

Mike “Never Nude” Johnson

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5th Façade (not raptured) @thenca.bsky.social · 2d

He can’t kick without falling on his ass.

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Oliver Markus Malloy @malloy.rocks · 3d

I agree. This is what tyranny looks like.

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CLASSYTEE @classytee.bsky.social · 5d

HMM…THE 92%, 60% & 47% ARE OUR SISTER’S KEEPER; WE KNOW 👇🏾👇🏾👇🏾…
#PINKS #RELEASETHEFILES

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5th Façade (not raptured) @thenca.bsky.social · 5d

Hell is a barbecue and Bari Weiss just got spit-roasted, epically.

Keith Olbermann @olbermann.bsky.social · 5d

I'm late to this masterpiece by @lopatto.bsky.social but it's a series of darts sticking Bari Weiss to the bullseye. A totally different viewpoint on why she's been put in charge of CBS News and why she will regret that forever👏👏👏👏👏 www.theverge.com/business/793...

Memo to Bari Weiss Re: CBS News: You’re doomed

Bari Weiss has sold her company, The Free Press, to manage the decline of broadcast news at CBS. How many ways can it go wrong?

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5th Façade (not raptured) @thenca.bsky.social · 6d

“⚡️⚡️ Miller” is the perfect sobriquet.

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5th Façade (not raptured) @thenca.bsky.social · 6d

Respect 🫡
Canada is watching. 💪

Peggy Stuart @peggystuart.bsky.social · 6d

Listen to Robert De Niro “King Donald The First. F*ck that.”

In 8 days we RISE to say #NoKings

LFG! social.demcast.com/s/3R0ZGATy

5th Façade (not raptured) @thenca.bsky.social · 6d

You misspelled fellating.

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5th Façade (not raptured) @thenca.bsky.social · 6d

So many snowflakes.

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5th Façade (not raptured) @thenca.bsky.social · 6d

Norway don’t do it FFS.

Bloomberg News @bloomberg.com · 6d

Norway is bracing for the aftermath of the Nobel Peace Prize announcement on Friday, as the Nordic nation has faced increasing pressure from Donald Trump to award it to him. Read more: bloom.bg/4nIPT18

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5th Façade (not raptured) @thenca.bsky.social · 6d

Who?

5th Façade (not raptured) @thenca.bsky.social · 7d

Nature is so Queen.

Laurel @laurelfynes.bsky.social · 7d

Incredible 🩵 “Toronto’s multibillion-dollar effort to re-naturalize a major river and the surrounding lands, was advertised as one of the “largest waterfront revitalization projects” in the world. … the discoveries have underscored the resilience of ecosystems in the face of human-led destruction.”

Lisa Noble @nobleknits2.bsky.social · 7d

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5th Façade (not raptured) @thenca.bsky.social · 7d

She says ICE
I say ICC

Ray Beckerman @raybeckerman.bsky.social · 7d

ICE Barbie Says an Entire State’s Worth of Officials Are “Lying” newrepublic.com/post/201556/...

ICE Barbie Says an Entire State’s Worth of Officials Are “Lying”

Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem is convinced, against all evidence, that Portland is a war zone.

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5th Façade (not raptured) @thenca.bsky.social · 7d

She might be crazy but she ain’t stupid.
Err..
She might be stupid but she ain’t crazy.
Umm…

5th Façade (not raptured) @thenca.bsky.social · 14d

What?! Spkr Mike Johnson gone gay?

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JoJoFromJerz @jojofromjerz.bsky.social · 15d

Rest in peace, Jane Goodall.
You taught us that kindness is a form of strength and that respect for life in all its forms is the truest measure of humanity. You will be dearly missed.

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