jen
@thejenlife.bsky.social
cybersecurity & privacy lawyer. dog butler.
feral club rat turned runner(ish). always hungry.
this is a collection of my fleeting thoughts.
feral club rat turned runner(ish). always hungry.
this is a collection of my fleeting thoughts.
Pinned
Ok so I think every guy is like singing to iris
December 9, 2025 at 9:44 AM
Ok so I think every guy is like singing to iris
i have dino nuggs in my jimmy choo bag en route to butter cake. i am happy
December 9, 2025 at 1:50 AM
i have dino nuggs in my jimmy choo bag en route to butter cake. i am happy
I’m tired of this. Do I go to Chicago for the weekend so at least I’m cold in a diff city and I can eat all my fave things and go ice skating with all the lights
December 9, 2025 at 1:01 AM
I’m tired of this. Do I go to Chicago for the weekend so at least I’m cold in a diff city and I can eat all my fave things and go ice skating with all the lights
I want a seafood tower, crab cakes, and most importantly, butter cakeeeeee
December 9, 2025 at 12:22 AM
I want a seafood tower, crab cakes, and most importantly, butter cakeeeeee
Maybe I just don’t want to be responsible for feeding myself all the time bc it is really annoying when I’m not craving anything and nothing really sounds good but I guess I have to eat
December 9, 2025 at 12:14 AM
Maybe I just don’t want to be responsible for feeding myself all the time bc it is really annoying when I’m not craving anything and nothing really sounds good but I guess I have to eat
NGL, sometimes, I miss the food from Berkeley dining halls, esp the ruby red grapefruit with the sugar brûlée on top, gardein “chicken” strips, and froyo with grape nuts.
December 9, 2025 at 12:06 AM
NGL, sometimes, I miss the food from Berkeley dining halls, esp the ruby red grapefruit with the sugar brûlée on top, gardein “chicken” strips, and froyo with grape nuts.
The only thing getting me through today is Philz coffee coursing through my veins. If brewing at home, I highly recommend Philtered Soul.
December 8, 2025 at 10:58 PM
The only thing getting me through today is Philz coffee coursing through my veins. If brewing at home, I highly recommend Philtered Soul.
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An earthquake w/ a magnitude of 7.6 reportedly has struck northern Japan. A tsunami warning has been issued.
https://www3.nhk.or.jp/nhkworld/en/news/20251209_02/
"The quake struck off the eastern coast of Aomori Prefecture at 11:15 p.m. on Monday. Its focus was 50 kilometers deep, and the […]
https://www3.nhk.or.jp/nhkworld/en/news/20251209_02/
"The quake struck off the eastern coast of Aomori Prefecture at 11:15 p.m. on Monday. Its focus was 50 kilometers deep, and the […]
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December 8, 2025 at 5:25 PM
An earthquake w/ a magnitude of 7.6 reportedly has struck northern Japan. A tsunami warning has been issued.
https://www3.nhk.or.jp/nhkworld/en/news/20251209_02/
"The quake struck off the eastern coast of Aomori Prefecture at 11:15 p.m. on Monday. Its focus was 50 kilometers deep, and the […]
https://www3.nhk.or.jp/nhkworld/en/news/20251209_02/
"The quake struck off the eastern coast of Aomori Prefecture at 11:15 p.m. on Monday. Its focus was 50 kilometers deep, and the […]
I agree but house parties more in the style of 2010s ragers and kickbacks
Terminally online Right wingers are telling on themselves
December 8, 2025 at 6:36 PM
I agree but house parties more in the style of 2010s ragers and kickbacks
Kickers missing FG are so funny to me bc they literally have one job.
December 8, 2025 at 6:19 PM
Kickers missing FG are so funny to me bc they literally have one job.
The real problem is that it is so cold INSIDE my house. I think I’m colder here in the winters than I ever have been during Chicago winters.
December 8, 2025 at 5:24 PM
The real problem is that it is so cold INSIDE my house. I think I’m colder here in the winters than I ever have been during Chicago winters.
My friend is sooooo close to having pet raccoons
December 8, 2025 at 2:00 AM
My friend is sooooo close to having pet raccoons
I want to know where this is bc this sounds like a perfect breakfast
December 7, 2025 at 11:46 PM
I want to know where this is bc this sounds like a perfect breakfast
I got all the tea during the holiday party last night and the suburbs are wild bc why is there drama in recreational volleyball
December 7, 2025 at 4:35 PM
I got all the tea during the holiday party last night and the suburbs are wild bc why is there drama in recreational volleyball
How can you let your nephew’s mother be arrested by ICE??
EXCLUSIVE:
Mom of Karoline Leavitt’s nephew rejects White House narrative of her ICE arrest
www.washingtonpost.com/immigration/...
Mom of Karoline Leavitt’s nephew rejects White House narrative of her ICE arrest
www.washingtonpost.com/immigration/...
Mom of Karoline Leavitt’s nephew rejects White House narrative of her ICE arrest
In an interview, Bruna Ferreira, who chose the White House press secretary as her son’s godmother, contested the portrayal of her as a criminal, absentee mom.
www.washingtonpost.com
December 7, 2025 at 4:31 PM
How can you let your nephew’s mother be arrested by ICE??
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Pardon me while I slip into something a little more comfortable (a fugue state)
December 6, 2025 at 8:22 PM
Pardon me while I slip into something a little more comfortable (a fugue state)
I feel like a disco ball / mob wife
December 6, 2025 at 2:23 AM
I feel like a disco ball / mob wife
I just know we’re going to end up at bungalow for afters
December 6, 2025 at 1:41 AM
I just know we’re going to end up at bungalow for afters
Wheee!! I got banana ball tickets
December 5, 2025 at 4:33 PM
Wheee!! I got banana ball tickets
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"This new portal gives Californians an easy and safe way to speak up, share what they see, and help us hold people accountable. No one is above the law.” — @governor.ca.gov Gavin Newsom
December 5, 2025 at 4:48 AM
"This new portal gives Californians an easy and safe way to speak up, share what they see, and help us hold people accountable. No one is above the law.” — @governor.ca.gov Gavin Newsom
Reposted by jen
Blindspots for Millennials 😅
IMO: it’s pretty accurate.
IMO: it’s pretty accurate.
December 5, 2025 at 12:12 AM
Blindspots for Millennials 😅
IMO: it’s pretty accurate.
IMO: it’s pretty accurate.
I think I wore my DARE shirt to a warehouse rave once
December 5, 2025 at 3:32 AM
I think I wore my DARE shirt to a warehouse rave once
DARE was so funny bc why were they telling us about how fun drugs could be in like elementary school
December 5, 2025 at 3:32 AM
DARE was so funny bc why were they telling us about how fun drugs could be in like elementary school
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I haven’t seen so many people on drugs pretend to care about drug trafficking since DARE
December 5, 2025 at 3:17 AM
I haven’t seen so many people on drugs pretend to care about drug trafficking since DARE