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the herpderpingest @theherpderpingest.bsky.social · 22m

Anyway this skeet was brought to you by archiveofourown.org/works/72541236

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milo (jayce hater) @milomie.bsky.social · 4h

i think jayce talis and jayce giopara should make out for my viewing pleasure

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the herpderpingest @theherpderpingest.bsky.social · 1h

Related but not related but also kinda... but I'm very excited for the Gothic & Horror Week. LET'S GET SPOOPY!

the herpderpingest @theherpderpingest.bsky.social · 1h

Y'all... stories where Jayce dies unexpectedly and Viktor has to deal with a version of mortality he didn't expect?

Hoo... I need to sit down.

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the herpderpingest @theherpderpingest.bsky.social · 3h

The council keeps saying "Jayce, you can't fuck the bug man" but by game 2 they'll let him.

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the herpderpingest @theherpderpingest.bsky.social · 3h

Damn it, Red! *brainworming*

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the herpderpingest @theherpderpingest.bsky.social · 3h

Turian informed bugtor? Or quarian even? I'm making grabby hands rn.

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Jeje @jeje03.bsky.social · 5h

👅

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the herpderpingest @theherpderpingest.bsky.social · 3h

That's hot

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virginal untouched jayce talis @yearnatron5000.bsky.social · Sep 2

#jayvik

an edited post of a tumblr ask.
Anonymous asked:
Get your pussy up get your money up.
You're gorgeous btw

errrrmmmmmmmmmmm-deactivated202 answered:

[a screenshot of jayce climbing out of the canyon]

get my pussy up,,,,,,,get my money up,,,,,,,,

the icons are edited to look like mage viktor and jayce

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Spooky Pregnant Jayce @idiotstoluvers.bsky.social · 4h

What's wrong, kitten? You've reposted the 'get my pussy up, get my money up' meme 3 times this week and it's only Wednesday

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Bea @vestigialhe.art · May 19

Vibe coding has been great for me to be honest, but my coworkers have told me that they find the buzzing noise distracting.

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•[ gryz ]• @gryzc.bsky.social · Dec 21

The joy of being an artist is that I can give Jayce a booty if I wanna

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the herpderpingest @theherpderpingest.bsky.social · 17h

Hey y'all ready for #herderpingesthurtcomfortweek???

I hurt. Someone should comfort me.

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🦎galileo🍉 @galileogb.bsky.social · 23h

Sonic saying, "Support your local, human, erotica creators. You need chatgpt to suck your e-dick for you? You absolutely fucking LOSER"

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Chloe 🥀📿 @depraveddame.bsky.social · 22d

writing filthy, nasty queer porn is an act of resistance. drawing/painting filthy, nasty queer porn is an act of resistance. creating anything and everything in this vein is resistance. the sanitation of fandom is directly related to fascism and puritanism— fight back! fuck censorship!

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Amanda E @sammagotchi.bsky.social · 21h

I wonder what our newly morally principled payment processors will have to say about this? Will they blacklist ChatGPT?

*Jeopardy theme plays*

Matt Burgess (WIRED) @mattburgess1.bsky.social · 1d

Oh good, ChatGPT is getting "erotica for verified adults" later this year

We made ChatGPT pretty restrictive to make sure we were being careful with mental health issues. We realize this made it less useful/enjoyable to many users who had no mental health problems, but given the seriousness of the issue we wanted to get this right.

Now that we have been able to mitigate the serious mental health issues and have new tools, we are going to be able to safely relax the restrictions in most cases.

In a few weeks, we plan to put out a new version of ChatGPT that allows people to have a personality that behaves more like what people liked about 4o (we hope it will be better!). If you want your ChatGPT to respond in a very human-like way, or use a ton of emoji, or act like a friend, ChatGPT should do it (but only if you want it, not because we are usage-maxxing).

In December, as we roll out age-gating more fully and as part of our “treat adult users like adults” principle, we will allow even more, like erotica for verified adults.

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the herpderpingest @theherpderpingest.bsky.social · 19h

Good news for the Internet! Once you're done uploading your social security card, credit card, proof of residence, 3 forms of ID, and a note from your doctor stating that you're not suffering from any mental illnesses, you'll have access to a veritible trove of mediocre plagiarized erotica!

Matt Burgess (WIRED) @mattburgess1.bsky.social · 1d

Oh good, ChatGPT is getting "erotica for verified adults" later this year

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the herpderpingest @theherpderpingest.bsky.social · 19h

...it's a good butt.

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the herpderpingest @theherpderpingest.bsky.social · 19h

LOOK.

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Nebulose Cloud 🏳️‍⚧️🔞 @nebulose-cloud.bsky.social · 1d

Heimerdinger: I see you boys credited a "Dr. Spikey" on your paper. May I ask who this Dr. Spikey is?

Jayce: Our lab succulent.

Viktor: They kept us very sane during this process.

Jayce: Sometimes they were the only other living thing we saw for weeks.

#jayvik

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RED @badassassassin.bsky.social · 1d

ME5 better lemme kiss a salarian.

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maddsmallow @maddsmallow.bsky.social · 23h

why is Doing Stuff so hard. i dont wanna make food, i dont wanna do the dishes, i dont wanna do the laundry, i dont wanna water my plants. what the fuck

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the herpderpingest @theherpderpingest.bsky.social · 21h

Make sure to leave out blankets for your community arcane heralds.

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lou 🦋⚙️ @eatingseaweed.bsky.social · 23h

annual reminder as winter approaches:
if you’re cold, he’s. not exactly cold, but like. something similar. and probably incomprehensible to the average person idk either way you should probably let him in

viktor in season two moments after emerging from the hex goop
he’s holding onto his newly modified staff and looking up at jayce (off screen) with concern and confusion

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