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The Gil-Monster And Lamb Kept Time
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Pipe cleaner HORROR! www.fiendweavers.com
Etsy! https://www.etsy.com/shop/ChenilleMacabre
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#AMPUTHEATRE The World's Goriest Board Game!
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#pipecleanerart #darkart

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@miserelovesco.bsky.social's hubby
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Hail, new Bluesky followers! I'm a pipe cleaner horror artist! I build custom figures, creatures from folklore and pop culture, and my own creations- such as SLASHERS for my horror tabletop fighting game #AMPUTHEATRE!

Meet the Slashers in this thread! Free DLC on Patreon!

#darkart #pipecleanerart
This is honestly reeeeally good!
Curiosity got the better of me so of course I had to try- Hot Dr Pepper. I heated the soda with some thin orange slices & garnished with a slice. It's actually tasty, the spices in the soda come out but it's very sweet, could go well with some rum added. #food #winterwarmer
December 3, 2025 at 11:57 PM
Well, THIS atheist just received a gift-wrapped box of momentary pause
READY OR NOT 2: HERE I COME | Official Trailer | Searchlight Pictures
YouTube video by SearchlightPictures
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December 3, 2025 at 6:17 PM
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BEHOLD....MY STUFF!
QRT with your art stuff.
December 3, 2025 at 4:31 PM
BEHOLD....MY STUFF!
QRT with your art stuff.

#darkart #pipecleanerart #horror #mortalkombat #mileena
December 3, 2025 at 4:28 PM
If this dickless doorknob hates democracy so much, he has no business asking for votes. He should be rushing a fully-fortified Texas government building with naught but a flag and a scream. But that isn't what poseurs and/or cowards do, and he's both.
December 3, 2025 at 3:19 PM
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I mean, she’s a little bit right. TikTok allowed people to see in real time what was happening. And not just the suffering of the Palestinians but the gleeful cruelty of the IDF.

It’s not that they didn’t understand, it’s that for the first time they really understood all too well.
Hillary Clinton blames TikTok and “totally made up” videos for young people’s views on Israel and Palestine.

She says social media influenced “not just the usual suspects” but also “young Jewish Americans who don’t know the history and don’t understand.”
December 3, 2025 at 2:48 PM
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#ArtAdventCalendar Day 3

Oil painting of a mountain valley in autumn on 18"x24" canvas. A mountain range in the distance overlooks a dense, forested valley. A path of trees, rocks and grass leads toward the valley.
December 3, 2025 at 12:32 PM
#artadventcalendar Day 3

DOLL BOSS (Condemned 2: Bloodshot)
Pipe cleaner figure
I don't care if you don't know who this is; once I got the 3D printer, I could make saw blades. SAW BLADES!

Includes paint, yarn, fabric and wood. Stands 2" (5.08 cm) high.

#darkart #pipecleanerart #horror #videogames
December 3, 2025 at 1:35 PM
...Yeah, I already have that program; it's called getupanddochores.exe
December 3, 2025 at 12:15 PM
Q: What about reports of soldiers being AWOL?

HEGSETH: This deeply upsets me. We are a Department of WAR, not defense. Our soldiers cannot be AWOL, they cannot be a floor, and they certainly cannot afford to be a cei!ing. They must be SOLDIERS.
Q: So you didn't see any survivors after that first strike?

HEGSETH: I did not personally see survivors. The thing was on fire. This is called the fog of war. This is what you in the press don't understand. You sit in your air conditioned offices and plant fake stories in the Washington Post
December 2, 2025 at 9:43 PM
I enjoy how visibly annoyed he is to be Speaker of The House. Just step down already, you pig-ignorant pustule
RAJU: If defenseless survivors were killed, would that constitute a violation of the laws of war?

MIKE JOHNSON: I'm not going to prejudge any of that. I was pretty busy yesterday. I didn't follow a lot of the news.
December 2, 2025 at 5:33 PM
Stop. Supporting. The. Harry. Potter. Intellectual. Property. How. Many. Times. Do. You. Have. To. Be. Told.
i hope every single person who still buys harry potter merch or engages with that franchise is happy that they're literally making girl guides cry

girl guides uk have been forced very much against their will to exclude trans girls. full statement is here: www.girlguiding.org.uk/information-...
December 2, 2025 at 3:54 PM
I haven't bought a Nintendo system since they censored the first Mortal Kombat, Sam Altman. Watch me shun your shitty AI and die angry about it
“AI is clearly sticking around so you have to get used to it” wrong. I don’t have to get used to shit. I am a practiced hater and I can keep this going for decades if I am required to
December 2, 2025 at 3:15 PM
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I'm only 10 followers away from 1k! If you or someone you know loves funky #crochet art, consider following me and sharing this post!
December 2, 2025 at 3:02 PM
#artadventcalendar Day 2. Starting late, but...

NARU (Prey)
Pipe cleaner figure
A birthday gift I made for @miserelovesco.bsky.social back in 2022

Includes paint, felt, twine, and hair. Her head and arms come off for AMPUTHEATRE combat. Stands 3" (7.62 cm) high.

#darkart #pipecleanerart #predator
December 2, 2025 at 1:33 PM
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#ArtAdventCalendar Day 2

"Frozen Lake", oil painting on 18"x24" canvas. A frosty landscape at night with pine trees, mountains and an icy lake.
December 2, 2025 at 12:51 PM
Can confirm.
True confession: I got this furry lil bunny puppet at the local Maker Faire & whenever I need a quick smile I slip him on & talk to my hubby and/or cat with him. I then squee in delight over the cuteness & end up hugging him until I realize I'm hugging my own hand. Yep. Done that. Repeatedly.
December 2, 2025 at 4:48 AM
Expecting a negative reaction ("If Allie is still alive, I'm going to scream" she said- and did- last movie), I told @miserelovesco.bsky.social I wanted to watch TERRIFIER 3, since it's an Xmas movie. I was surprised when she replied "We can watch TERRIFIER 3!" That was a warning. I ignored it.

1/?
December 1, 2025 at 11:11 PM
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check out my shop for #cybermonday cuz i got stuff in there! #bsnm #handmade #shop
hello, i run @kflstudios.bsky.social as an artist. if you like what i do or want to support me, please check out my kofi shop! ko-fi.com/kflstudios/s... i can use all the help i can get. i can also do custom work, just ask! #bsnm #handmade #art #furryart #furryshop #plushie #jewelry #shop
December 1, 2025 at 7:58 PM
I've named my fists The Eurythmics because sweet dreams are made of THIS! And THIS! And THIS and THIS and THISANDTHISANDTHISANDTHISAND
I've named my fists Hall and Oates because whoa-oh here they come, watch out boy, they'll chew you up
I named my fists Pride and Prejudice, because it is a truth universally acknowledged that a single man in possession of two fists must be in want of whupping ass
December 1, 2025 at 5:49 PM
Mine is www.etsy.com/shop/Chenill...! Help Magnus help you!
Hey there to my small business artists and creatives! Let me know where you are so I can share your links and pages to get true unique gifts to people!
December 1, 2025 at 4:34 PM
Ten bucks says this spoilsport makes AI art
December 1, 2025 at 2:54 PM
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November 30, 2025 at 2:14 PM
🎶 Last Christmas,
Our kids spread their arms
And ran into the night
And vanished from sight.
This year
They might reappear
If we give our hair to Gladys...🎶
December 1, 2025 at 2:51 AM
It's that time of year again when @miserelovesco.bsky.social and I plumb the depths of these awful holiday movies. Feel free to play along with us!
November 30, 2025 at 9:44 PM